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    Nobody expects the Senior Member Lemur's Avatar
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    Dear Orgahs, brothers and sisters all,

    Some friends of mine have created a Facebook page for their cat, Widdles. You can view it here.

    I have decided it would be amusing to bomb the cat with friend requests, especially from people who live outside the continental USA. Please, if you have a spare moment, send a friend request to Widdles the Cat.

    I figure it would be lovely for this cat to get a sudden surge of inexplicable friend requests. Its human masters have a good sense of humor, so they should appreciate the absurdity.

    Help me out if you feel like it. I've already passed on a friend recommendation to those orgahs who are already linked to me on FB.

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    Nice try Lemur, but you are not going to find out who I am. I'm onto you.


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    Sent him a request. Dunno why. But I suppose, it is a cat.

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    Nice try Lemur, but you are not going to find out who I am. I'm onto you.
    Come off it, your identity is no secret.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Montmorency View Post
    Come off it, your identity is no secret.
    Meh, I like maintaining this persona, thank you very much.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Meh, I like maintaining this persona, thank you very much.
    The persona took about 10 concerted minutes to crack lol.

    also friend request sent because i think if enough people did it it would be declared humrous in the eyes of the internet gods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    also friend request sent because i think if enough people did it it would be declared humrous in the eyes of the internet gods.
    Indeed, I would like this to get as big as it can get. Please feel free to recruit from outside the Org. I would like to absolutely bomb this cat with friends. Most popular cat EVAR.

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    Awesome will do, I hope my cats Nero and Blitzkrieg won't get jealous. Or Erasmus Nubius Ramses Picasso and Brutus, my mom's

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    I created a facebook to send a cat a friend request. I just hope my friends don't find my account and discover my only friend is a cat.

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    well, sometimes, you'll surprised to see people's real faces on FB

    and oh, hi ACIN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    well, sometimes, you'll surprised to see people's real faces on FB

    and oh, hi ACIN
    Told you I'm handsome you just didn't believe me

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    -_-

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    I see Widdles still has only 15 friends. Figure his human masters haven't logged in yet. Heh, looking forward to their reaction.

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    The only inhuman friend I need is The Stig.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    and oh, hi ACIN
    I see no muslim wanting to be friends with me on facebook.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    I see no muslim wanting to be friends with me on facebook.
    I'm a Christian you , just for somewhat reasons live in Indonesia. And anyway, most Indonesian muslims only become muslims on Ramadhan, the other days they drunk beers and ate pork as usual

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    Widdles' owners do not appear to be accepting any of the friend requests. Bastardos. I'm kinda sad now. Seemed like an excellent lark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Widdles' owners do not appear to be accepting any of the friend requests. Bastardos. I'm kinda sad now. Seemed like an excellent lark.
    Well you wanted to show it's absurdity no, joke worked. But I kinda doubt they really have a sense of humor

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    I don't know what happened but the cat is now my friend.

    Maybe they just didn't check it for a couple of weeks.

    Just thought I would let you know.


    Widdles confirmed you as a friend on Facebook.

    Oh! I saw you are a friend too Fragony!
    Last edited by Fisherking; 09-05-2011 at 19:08.


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    Still only 24 friends. That's a bit underwhelming.

    Had some fun guessing possible Orgahs amongst Widdles friends. Fragony is easy but the rest.
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    The stupid cat never accepted my friendship request!

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    that cat don't accept me as well

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    I HAVE JUST BEEN ACCEPTED

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    The cat is a snob
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    It rejected me. :<

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    Dang it, looks like Widdles accepted about ten people, mostly at random. I'm going to have harsh words with his human masters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Dang it, looks like Widdles accepted about ten people, mostly at random.

    What did you expect from a cat?


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    Dang kittykat wont accept my friend invite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Dang it, looks like Widdles accepted about ten people, mostly at random. I'm going to have harsh words with his human masters.
    Looks like you got pwned, I take it back, they do have a sense of humor

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