Facebook -- Assistance Requested

[Lemur]

Dear Orgahs, brothers and sisters all,

Some friends of mine have created a Facebook page for their cat, Widdles. You can view it here.

I have decided it would be amusing to bomb the cat with friend requests, especially from people who live outside the continental USA. Please, if you have a spare moment, send a friend request to Widdles the Cat.

I figure it would be lovely for this cat to get a sudden surge of inexplicable friend requests. Its human masters have a good sense of humor, so they should appreciate the absurdity.

Help me out if you feel like it. I've already passed on a friend recommendation to those orgahs who are already linked to me on FB.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Nice try Lemur, but you are not going to find out who I am. I'm onto you.

[Visor]

Sent him a request. Dunno why. But I suppose, it is a cat.

[naut]

Occupation: The Basement - I poop there.

Interesting occupation. How does one get into that line of work?

[Montmorency]

Nice try Lemur, but you are not going to find out who I am. I'm onto you.

Come off it, your identity is no secret.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Come off it, your identity is no secret.

Meh, I like maintaining this persona, thank you very much.

[Centurion1]

Meh, I like maintaining this persona, thank you very much.

The persona took about 10 concerted minutes to crack lol.

also friend request sent because i think if enough people did it it would be declared humrous in the eyes of the internet gods.

[Lemur]

also friend request sent because i think if enough people did it it would be declared humrous in the eyes of the internet gods.

Indeed, I would like this to get as big as it can get. Please feel free to recruit from outside the Org. I would like to absolutely bomb this cat with friends. Most popular cat EVAR.