If yall don't change your names back to what they were, I'm personally going to make you suffer for it.

That is, I'm going to post pictures of myself in a thong bikini. Can you say the words pasty, hairy, and lard butt? I will WRECK your brain for the rest of your life if you don't stop this nonsense.

And I won't just post it once, ohhhhh no. I'll do a 50-thong post, UNSPOILED.