Three Wolf Moon [Concluded]

[Zack]

Sign-ups are closed! I'm flattered by how quickly this game filled up.

I'm sending out PMs; the game will start shortly.

[Zack]

Zack walked out of the local Wal-Mart with a confident look in his eyes, plastic shopping bag held firmly in his hand. The bag contained only one item.

As Zack made his way through the parking lot, walking towards his car, he noticed that people were looking at him strangely. Men glared at Zack, their faces clearly displaying their jealousy. Women stared at Zack, intrigued by his charisma. Ignoring the odd reactions of the civilians around him, Zack eventually made his way to his car. He jumped in, throwing the bag in the passenger's seat.

I HAVE to show my seventeen closest friends what's inside that bag, thought Zack. He then proceeded to whip out his cell phone, sending a text to his seventeen dearest comrades:

party at my place tonight! in like 20 minutes, lol

Trusting that his friends would show up, Zack put the pedal to the medal, slamming into the car across from him. It's panic alarm went off, and Zack cursed under his breath. He then backed out, and raced away from the scene.

As he was making his way home, Zack couldn't help but look at the plastic bag every thirty or so seconds. What he wanted to do was stop the car in the middle of the highway and don the shirt contained in the bag, but he resisted.

Once he finally arrived at his house, Zack literally ripped the shirt he was currently wearing in half, then tossed it out of the car window and into the bushes. He leaned over to the passenger seat, hastily grabbing the shirt it contained. Zack quickly put the shirt on, a grin spreading across his face. He hopped out of the car, wrangled the house key from out of his jean pocket, and strolled over to his front door. He unlocked the door, then stumbled inside. Something was wrong.

His house was pitch black. Zack couldn't see anything.

Suddenly, the lights burst on, and Zack's seventeen closest friends stood facing Zack.

Zack: "You guys are awesome! Look at this new shir -- Hey, wait a second. How the bananas did you get in my house?"

Just as one of his friends was about to answer the question, the front door shot wide open. A steady stream of women poured into the house, swarming Zack.

Zack: "Oh God no! It's the shirt, it's the shirt!"

Zack was beginning to suffocate from the sheer number of ladies on top of him, leading him out of the door. When Zack had been carried out of the house, in one last final act of heroism, he took off his shirt and threw it back inside the house, then closed it shut. The seventeen confused people inside rushed forward to hold the door, locking it as well.

Zack: "PROTECT THE SHIRT!!! PROTECT IT WITH YOUR LIFE! I paid $15 for that thing!"

The only sounds ever to come from Zack again were bestial screams.

Askthepizzaguy: "So, I guess we're all stuck in Zack's glorious mansion, then?"

johnhughthom: "It would appear so."

Everyone eyed the shirt, which was laying on the ground. A mad scramble ensued.

Everyone: "I WANT THAT SHIRT! GIVE IT TO ME! IT'S MINE!"

After a few minutes, everyone stepped back, bruised and bloody.

Believer: "Let's... Let's just vote on who gets to wear the shirt. A different person can wear it each day."

Double A: "That reminds me. Why did we come to Zack's house at six in the morning, again?"

Nobody could answer.

It is now DAY ONE!

Vote for the lynch in Vote: Zack format, and vote for the shirt in Vote: Zack format. If you wish to change your vote, you must first unvote.

If you haven't received a Role PM as of this point, then you are a vanilla townie.


ALIVE:

[17]

Askthepizzaguy
B_Ray
Believer
bestrfcplayer
Double A
Ishmael
Johhog
johnhughthom
Memnon
Montmorency
Populus Romanus
Seamus Fermanagh
Seon
TheLastDays
Tratorix
Yaropolk
Warman


LYNCHED:

[0]

No one.


KILLED:

[0]

No one.


WEARERS OF THE SHIRT:

[0]

No one.

[Zack]

Day ends in a little over 24 hours.

[Zack]

Deadline:

[Zack]

Deadline:

[Populus Romanus]

vote: Johhog I would like to be certain that the shirt does not fall into the treacherous grasp of the mafia.

[Montmorency]

Vote: Johhog

[Tratorix]

vote: Johhog I would like to be certain that the shirt does not fall into the treacherous grasp of the mafia.

Is this like an alternate account, or are you a completely different person also named Warman? Because this is confusing me. But regardless of who you are you have a point. Vote: Johhoq

[Memnon]

vote: Johhog I would like to be certain that the shirt does not fall into the treacherous grasp of the mafia.

Makes sense, agreed. Vote: Johhog

Well, now it's just about the process of elimination.

Vote: No Lynch

[Zack]

Deadline:

[Tratorix]

Vote: Populous Romanus I guess. Though I am a bit concerned that the mafia didn't kill Johhoq, since having verified townies running around seems like a bad idea.

[Montmorency]

Continue.

Vote: Populus Romanus

[Montmorency]

Why would that concern you, Tratorix? It's prettty good for town.

Vote: Tratorix

[Zack]

Deadline:

[johnhughthom]

Self vote the shirt, we can?


Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Spoke first in the opening write up, clearly scum.

[Zack]

Self vote the shirt, we can?

Of course.

Spoke first in the opening write up, clearly scum.

I'm assuming this is a joke, but just to be clear:

No clues are contained in the writeups.

[johnhughthom]

What if the person voted the shirt is lynched?

[Zack]

What if the person voted the shirt is lynched?

Then the person with the second-most votes will receive the shirt.

[johnhughthom]

unvote, vote: Believer

I don't care what random.org said, voting newbies is poor form.

Vote: Memnon

Welcome to mafia at the org, only a few of us are as ill-mannered as that Believer chap.

[Memnon]

Vote:Abstain

Vote:johnhughthom He led me to look at other mafia games, clearly he is the most deserving of the almighty shirt.

[Montmorency]

YEAH!

Vote: Abstain

Vote: Memnon]

[Populus Romanus]

vote: Warman

Your name is too long.

since everyone seems to want the shirt to go to Memnon, I shall vote: Memnon as well.

[Tratorix]

Vote: B-ray because I'm still mad about A Country For Old Men.

Vote: tratorix because I am money with detective powers.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Self vote the shirt, we can?

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Spoke first in the opening write up, clearly scum.

Dare I bring out the dreaded OMGUS case? Not to mention, you were in the writeup too, my friend.

unvote, vote: Believer

I don't care what random.org said, voting newbies is poor form.

Vote: Memnon

Welcome to mafia at the org, only a few of us are as ill-mannered as that Believer chap.

Snuggling Memnon, and voting for someone I find very townie right at the moment. That's three strikes so far. Let's go for some more.

Is Memnon new? I had no clue. :(

OMGUS will do just as well as random.
Unvote; Vote: JHT

You have done well, my young apprentice. Your hate has made you powerful.

vote: Memnon seems to be the consensus

vote: JHT - I actually really like the choice of JHT

Also, where's my role PM?

Yes.... it was a good choice. What happened then? Did you get lynched? Hmm?

Vote: TheLastDays

"I didn't get a PM" posts are a ploy as old as the hills and should be discouraged. Populous, you may well be next for the same reason unless another candidate comes along. Nice spoof of this pizza.

Vote: ATPG

He's a fine fellow. Why not?

By the way, B Ray, you were supposed to vote for me to get the shirt since I am "lengendary," not vote to lynch me. Naughty, naughty.....

Fortunately, we are all aware that "legendary" is only one little step up from "fictional." Any heroic character I possess is of the Flashman variety.

Right, Seamus drops in and votes for you. Uh-huh.... and he's not in any way scummy.

Maybe because you voted for johnny boy? Hmm?

Huh? my you really don't like bad jokes, do you?

unvote 'twas a joke too

random vote: Montmorency

Batting a thousand, my fellow zombie. Batting a thousand.

vote: Seamus Only his dead sexyness can tame the power of the Three Wolf Moon shirt, which will make it wearable by us mooks at a later date. It is for the good of me everyone!

vote: jht I hear from Bob who heard from Jill who heard from Jane who heard from Vader who heard from Steve who heard from him that he got a PM.

GOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO DOUBLE A?

Who stoled the batteries? Why would Double A die, he's such a harmless bloke!

VOTE: TheLastDays
VOTE: Memnon

I'm just wanting to blend in with the crowd and don't reveal myself as scum.

Nah, but I agree with the view that the "I haven't got a role PM yet OHALP" post was scummy. Furthermore, why did you unvote and then making another random vote?

Memnon can get the shirt. MOAR SHIRTS TO THE CROWD!

Now, Johhog is townie, but what happens when votes pile up on TheLastDays?

Unvote, Vote: TLD

It's not a great case, but it's better than letting myself get lynched.

Oh squirmy.

It's a very bad case but I'll volunteer as the first day lynch since JHT was killed N1 in my last game. unvote, vote: TLD

No, TheLastDays. You should not have rushed to face Vader.... incomplete was your training.

Fallen, the shroud of the dark side, has.

I will oblige.

Unvote, Vote: TLD

Your sacrifice will be in vain. Your death shall be forgotten.

Go gentle. Go soft.

LOOKIE WHO IT IS!

Guess Seamus and Montmorency dinn't want Johnny to die, eh? eh? EH???




And so it ends.

TALLY:

TLD: 6 (Johhog, JHT, Montmorency, Seamus, TLD, Warman)

JHT: 2 (Believer, Double A)

Ishmael: 1 (ATPG)
Seamus: 1 (B_Ray)
ATPG: 1 (Ishmael)
Warman: 1 (Populus Romanus)
B_Ray: 1 (Tratorix)

Abstain: 1 (Memnon)

Not Voting: 3 (bestrfcplayer, Seon, Yaropolk)

Believer, Johhog, Memnon, Populus Romanus, myself, and Double A be townies.

Monty, Seamus, and Johnhughthom be guilty.



1. Montmorency
2. Johnhughthom
3. Seamus Fermanagh



Moar boar wants moar!

[Believer]

Vote: ATPG

Anyone thought I wasn't a fanboy still? PFT!

Vote: Memnon
Because random said so.

[Zack]

Ishmael: "That's a great idea! We can just take turns wearing the shirt each night. But... how will we be able to determine who gets to keep the shirt?"

Johhog: "While we're voting for someone to don the shirt, we can also vote on someone to.... kill."

All were silent, but none disagreed.

Ishmael: "Well... um... uh... well... Yeah, yeah. Sure, that would work. Sounds like a great idea. Personally, I think that Askthepizzaguy should die today."

Askthepizzaguy: "Well, I think you should be the one to die today."

Ishmael: "What say you, bestrfcplayer?"

No response.

Ishmael: "Seon?"

Again, there was no response.

Ishmael: "Yaropolk?"

No response, for the third time. After a few moments, Ishmael noticed the three sleeping in the corner.

Everyone continued on to accuse one another, pointing fingers, making obscene gestures, defending themselves, and so forth. The same was done for voting of the shirt, but in a far kinder manner.

Finally, after a long day of arguing, it had been agreed that TheLastDays would be lynched, and that Memnon would receive the shirt.

Warman: "Any last words, for your last days, TheLastDays?"

TheLastDays: "Yes. Never have I heard a lamer pun in my entire life, than the one you just uttered."

Populus Romanus: (furious) "WHAT?? That joke was hilarious! Let's get him, boys!"

Six of the gathered men charged forward toward TheLastDays, who fell down into the fetal position on the floor. The men beat TheLastDays, who screamed throughout the process. Finally, after a good five minutes of hitting and kicking, TheLastDays was dead.

Memnon: "Can I have the shirt, now?"

Everyone mumbled "yeah, sure", yawned, then went off to find a place to sleep for the night.

It is now NIGHT ONE!

Send me your night orders!



ALIVE:

[16]

Askthepizzaguy
B_Ray
Believer
bestrfcplayer
Double A
Ishmael
Johhog
johnhughthom
Memnon
Montmorency
Populus Romanus
Seamus Fermanagh
Seon
Tratorix
Yaropolk
Warman


LYNCHED:

[1]

TheLastDays


KILLED:

[0]

No one.


WEARERS OF THE SHIRT:

[1]

Memnon -- current wearer

[Zack]

Double A slept soundly in a bed upstairs. Zack's mansion was so expansive, everyone got to sleep in their own room, and Double A was no exception.

Neither was the dark figure stealthily making his way to Double A's room.

The figure carefully opened the door to Double A's room, doing his best not to make a sound. He slipped inside the room, quietly shutting the door closed. He crept up to Double A's bed, then slipped a knife out his robes. The figure quickly slit Double A's throat, then retreated back to his own room.

------

That morning, when all came downstairs, everyone noticed that someone was missing.

bestrfcplayer: "Where's Double A? And where's Memnon?"

The others frowned, for they knew not. Well, of course, most of them didn't know.

Suddenly, Memnon was seen racing down the stairs, slightly out of breath. He had a grim look on his face.

Memnon: "I checked Double A's room; he's dead. I tried to use the power of the shirt to determine his murderer -- for his throat was slit -- but it was to no avail. All I discovered was that Johhog didn't do it." (Johhog has been scanned as town!)

Johhog: "Well, the shirt obviously works."

It is now DAY TWO!

ALIVE:

[15]

Askthepizzaguy
B_Ray
Believer
bestrfcplayer
Ishmael
Johhog -- Scanned Town (N1)
johnhughthom
Memnon
Montmorency
Populus Romanus
Seamus Fermanagh
Seon
Tratorix
Yaropolk
Warman


LYNCHED:

[1]

TheLastDays (D1)


KILLED:

[1]

Double A (N1)


WEARERS OF THE SHIRT:

[1]

Memnon (N1)

[Zack]

Populus Romanus: "Hey, look at me! I'm Warman!"

Warman: "Hey, no you're not!"

Several of the other men began to accuse Populus Romanus of being worthy of death, for impersonation of a soldier, or "warman" in layman terms.

Populus Romanus: "Oh come on, is this a tea party? Don't be so uptight, I was just having a little fun."

After these words, the other men relaxed their suspicions -- for the most part.

Montmorency: "How about we just stop killing people?"

Seamus: "Heresy! Burn the non-believer!"

Montmorency: "No, no, listen to me! We can find the killer -- or killers -- better this way! We won't be killing ourselves, just using the shirt to try and locate the mysterious killer(s)!!!"

Askthepizzaguy: "This is idiocy. We should take this man to the gallows."

Yaropolk: "What gallows?"

Askthepizzaguy: "You know what I mean, you slimeball!"

While no one could come to a conclusion on who to lynch, nearly everyone agreed that Johhog should get the shirt.

Johhog: "Gee, thanks everyone! You guys rock!"

Once bedtime had come, still no consensus had been reached on who should die. Therefore, no one did.

Well, today, that is.

It is now NIGHT TWO!

ALIVE:

[15]

Askthepizzaguy
B_Ray
Believer
bestrfcplayer
Ishmael
Johhog -- Scanned Town (N1)
johnhughthom
Memnon
Montmorency
Populus Romanus
Seamus Fermanagh
Seon
Tratorix
Yaropolk
Warman


LYNCHED:

[1]

TheLastDays (D1)


KILLED:

[1]

Double A (N1)


WEARERS OF THE SHIRT:

[2]

Memnon (N1)
Johhog -- current wearer

[Montmorency]

Oh, uh. I didn't actually realize we were tied, but now I can claim to be the No-Lynch Champion! Rally to me, fellows.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[B-Wing]

Wow. Well, I'll be keeping a tally from now on.

At least Montmorency got what he wanted after all.