Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, we don't scan me, and we don't lynch me, because either one should be really bleeping absurd if you think about it.
Maybe you scan someone else and find a scumbag. Maybe you lynch someone else and find a scumbag.
Maybe that's the whole point of getting the "scan pizza" out of the way ASAP, so you'll have a better shot at scanning scum later on in the game, where you have fewer suspects.
Maybe trying to demonstrate how townie I am by asking to be scanned twice in a row, now three times in a row, will assist you in not wasting time lynching me or scanning me.
Maybe all of this was my calculated strategy at the beginning of the game, based on the host's stated setup.
Maybe everything I've done all game long has been 100% pro-town, and demonstrably so, and there's not a single SCUMMY thing about it, and everyone suggesting I'm "scummy" now needs to get their heads examined!
Calm down Neddily diddily diddly.... they tried their best shoddily-iddly-iddly.... not their fault they can't read me worth a diddly diddly diddly....
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