Three Wolf Moon [Concluded]

[Believer]

Don't just scan me, man. You've got my body all to yourself for the whole night.

It's even better when you can't move. <3

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Probably offline until late tomorrow night EDT or possibly even sunday. Got to take the kids to grandmom's and don't think I will get on.

[Johhog]

Nothing is wrong with Surströmming, it rules! Is there any of you denouncing Surströmming who have actually tried it?

[Populus Romanus]

I prefer salmon.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Cmon Zack, you probably have all the orders. Let's do this thing.

[Johhog]

I prefer salmon.

Heretic. Ingvar Kamprad is on his way to your place to smash your face.

[Ishmael]

According to the ever-reliable Wikipedia, "a Japanese study has shown that the smell of a newly opened can of surströmming is the most putrid smell of food in the world." I think I agree with Populus Romanus on this one, then - I have very mild tastes (fresh salmon only, of course - none of that horrible tinned stuff).

[Johhog]

Yeah, they're not kidding, it smells horrible (you can seriously not open it in a house, you have to go to the woods) but it tastes delicious. I mean, how good do blue cheese smell? Still awesome.

[Zack]

Cmon Zack, you probably have all the orders. Let's do this thing.

[Populus Romanus]

I have never heard of surströmming, but I'll trust its terrible.

Cmon Zack, you probably have all the orders. Let's do this thing.

I want to know if I am still alive.

[Double A]

Yeah, they're not kidding, it smells horrible (you can seriously not open it in a house, you have to go to the woods) but it tastes delicious. I mean, how good do blue cheese smell? Still awesome.

What happens if you open it in someone else's house?

[Johhog]

What happens if you open it in someone else's house?

They will chase you through the town.

[Populus Romanus]

You could open it in their refrigerator.

[Tratorix]

Fish-talk is lame. Come on, lets do this thang.

[TheLastDays]

Surströmming is just disgusting. You know they always eat it the day before the trash company comes so the cans aren't in the trash for more than one night?

[Double A]

I checked wikipedia. It said the fish was rotten.

No freaking way am I going to eat rotten food, no matter how delicious it supposedly is.

[Montmorency]

Is this stuff the same as lutefisk? Also, you guys know that you don't have to eat rotten fish, right? Europe achieved food security long ago. :P

[Zack]

Tratorix couldn't sleep. He feared for his life, and rightly so. When his door opened, slight as it was, Tratorix almost wet himself in fear.

Tratorix: "Who are you?"

It came out as barely a whisper. A dark figure soon entered the room, then strode over to Tratorix's bed, smiling.

Figure: "No one of any consequence."

He then slit Tratorix's throat.

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That morning, everyone waited anxiously downstairs in the main room.

Tratorix wasn't one of them.

When Believer came down the stairs, he paused to address the crowd.

Believer: "I have found out that... um... uh... oh, I can't remember his name."

Several minutes passed.

Believer: "Anti... no... Elite.... no, no, that's not right either. Oh, screw it. Warman is town."

Warman: "Ha! I told you! I told you!"

It is now DAY SIX!

ALIVE:

[9]

B_Ray
Believer
Ishmael
Johhog -- Scanned Town (N1)
Memnon -- Scanned Town (N3)
Populus Romanus -- Scanned Town (N2)
Seamus Fermanagh
Yaropolk
Warman -- Scanned Town (N5)


LYNCHED:

[3]

TheLastDays (D1)
Montmorency (D4)
johnhughthom (D5)


KILLED:

[5]

Double A (N1)
Seon (N2)
Askthepizzaguy (N3)
Visorslash (N4)
Tratorix (N5)


WEARERS OF THE SHIRT:

[5]

Memnon (N1)
Johhog (N2)
ATPG (N3)
Populus Romanus (N4)
Believer (N5)

[Zack]

Deadline:

[Montmorency]

Eh.

So now should I believe that Warman, Believer, and John are Mafia? Christ. :|

[Tratorix]

Eh.

So now should I believe that Warman, Believer, and John are Mafia? Christ. :|

Quiet scum.

[Montmorency]

Correction: noisy scum.

[Tratorix]

I say lynch B-Ray. I legitimately think he's mafia and I'm a proven townie now. Also, investigate Seamus next round.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Note: I believe there are 3 scumbags remaining.

As such, this is your second to last lynch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I say lynch B-Ray. I legitimately think he's mafia and I'm a proven townie now. Also, investigate Seamus next round.

Agreed, B_Ray is a good lynch

[Populus Romanus]

We should vote Warman the shirt on the condition that he investigates Seamus. Since it is likely Seamus is mafia, we can use Warman's scan as a control to see whether Believer and Warman are real townies or mafia.

Vote: B_Ray
Vote: Warman

[Believer]

Vote: B_Ray

Vote: Warman


Montmorency, starting to look bad eh?

[Populus Romanus]

Eh.

So now should I believe that Warman, Believer, and John are Mafia? Christ. :|

No, who said anything about Believer and Warman being scum (yet)? And you forget to put yourself on that list.

[Montmorency]

lolwut

I'm already dead bro.

[Memnon]

Hm... I'm not entirely sure what to do, I wish the chain of confirmed townies hadn't been broken, but we got john at least.

I guess I'll go ahead and Vote:B_Ray, just because I haven't gotten much information out of his posts, and I'll also Vote: Warman, only if he scans another townie, so I know I can trust the results, he could also scan an already confirmed townie in order to confirm himself, but that's probably too much to ask.
On another note, rotten fish can't be any worse than pig's blood dried up with oatmeal and brain matter, so I'd like to give it a try sometime