Believer 04:56 09-03-2011
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Don't just scan me, man. You've got my body all to yourself for the whole night.
It's even better when you can't move. <3
Seamus Fermanagh 05:38 09-03-2011
Probably offline until late tomorrow night EDT or possibly even sunday. Got to take the kids to grandmom's and don't think I will get on.
Nothing is wrong with Surströmming, it rules! Is there any of you denouncing Surströmming who have actually tried it?
Populus Romanus 18:35 09-03-2011
I prefer salmon.
Askthepizzaguy 21:52 09-03-2011
Cmon Zack, you probably have all the orders. Let's do this thing.
Originally Posted by Populus Romanus:
I prefer salmon.
Heretic. Ingvar Kamprad is on his way to your place to smash your face.
According to the ever-reliable Wikipedia, "a Japanese study has shown that the smell of a newly opened can of surströmming is the most putrid smell of food in the world." I think I agree with Populus Romanus on this one, then - I have very mild tastes (fresh salmon only, of course - none of that horrible tinned stuff).
Yeah, they're not kidding, it smells horrible (you can seriously not open it in a house, you have to go to the woods) but it tastes delicious. I mean, how good do blue cheese smell? Still awesome.
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Cmon Zack, you probably have all the orders. Let's do this thing.
Populus Romanus 22:32 09-03-2011
I have never heard of surströmming, but I'll trust its terrible.
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Cmon Zack, you probably have all the orders. Let's do this thing.

I want to know if I am still alive.
Double A 22:40 09-03-2011
Originally Posted by Johhog:
Yeah, they're not kidding, it smells horrible (you can seriously not open it in a house, you have to go to the woods) but it tastes delicious. I mean, how good do blue cheese smell? Still awesome.
What happens if you open it in someone else's house?
Originally Posted by Double A:
What happens if you open it in someone else's house?
They will chase you through the town.
Populus Romanus 22:47 09-03-2011
You could open it in their refrigerator.
Tratorix 22:49 09-03-2011
Fish-talk is lame. Come on, lets do this thang.
TheLastDays 22:53 09-03-2011
Surströmming is just disgusting. You know they always eat it the day before the trash company comes so the cans aren't in the trash for more than one night?
Double A 23:27 09-03-2011
I checked wikipedia. It said the fish was rotten.
No freaking way am I going to eat rotten food, no matter how delicious it supposedly is.
Montmorency 23:40 09-03-2011
Is this stuff the same as lutefisk? Also, you guys know that you don't have to eat rotten fish, right? Europe achieved food security long ago. :P
Tratorix couldn't sleep. He feared for his life, and rightly so. When his door opened, slight as it was, Tratorix almost wet himself in fear.
Tratorix: "Who are you?"
It came out as barely a whisper. A dark figure soon entered the room, then strode over to Tratorix's bed, smiling.
Figure: "No one of any consequence."
He then slit Tratorix's throat.
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That morning, everyone waited anxiously downstairs in the main room.
Tratorix wasn't one of them.
When Believer came down the stairs, he paused to address the crowd.
Believer: "I have found out that... um... uh... oh, I can't remember his name."
Several minutes passed.
Believer: "Anti... no... Elite.... no, no, that's not right either. Oh, screw it.
Warman is town."
Warman: "Ha! I told you! I told you!"
It is now DAY SIX!
ALIVE:
[9]
B_Ray
Believer
Ishmael
Johhog -- Scanned Town (N1)
Memnon -- Scanned Town (N3)
Populus Romanus -- Scanned Town (N2)
Seamus Fermanagh
Yaropolk
Warman -- Scanned Town (N5)
LYNCHED:
[3]
TheLastDays (D1)
Montmorency (D4)
johnhughthom (D5)
KILLED:
[5]
Double A (N1)
Seon (N2)
Askthepizzaguy (N3)
Visorslash (N4)
Tratorix (N5)
WEARERS OF THE SHIRT:
[5]
Memnon (N1)
Johhog (N2)
ATPG (N3)
Populus Romanus (N4)
Believer (N5)
Deadline:
Montmorency 01:06 09-04-2011
Eh.
So now should I believe that Warman, Believer, and John are Mafia? Christ. :|
Tratorix 01:10 09-04-2011
Originally Posted by Montmorency:
Eh.
So now should I believe that Warman, Believer, and John are Mafia? Christ. :|
Quiet scum.
Montmorency 01:12 09-04-2011
Correction: noisy scum.
Tratorix 01:13 09-04-2011
I say lynch B-Ray. I legitimately think he's mafia and I'm a proven townie now. Also, investigate Seamus next round.
Askthepizzaguy 01:15 09-04-2011
Note: I believe there are 3 scumbags remaining.
As such, this is your second to last lynch.
Askthepizzaguy 01:16 09-04-2011
Originally Posted by Tratorix:
I say lynch B-Ray. I legitimately think he's mafia and I'm a proven townie now. Also, investigate Seamus next round.
Agreed, B_Ray is a good lynch
Populus Romanus 01:38 09-04-2011
We should vote Warman the shirt on the condition that he investigates Seamus. Since it is likely Seamus is mafia, we can use Warman's scan as a control to see whether Believer and Warman are real townies or mafia.
Vote: B_Ray
Vote: Warman
Believer 01:41 09-04-2011
Vote: B_Ray
Vote: Warman
Montmorency, starting to look bad eh?
Populus Romanus 01:45 09-04-2011
Originally Posted by Montmorency:
Eh.
So now should I believe that Warman, Believer, and John are Mafia? Christ. :|
No, who said anything about Believer and Warman being scum (yet)? And you forget to put yourself on that list.
Montmorency 01:47 09-04-2011
lolwut
I'm already dead bro.
Hm... I'm not entirely sure what to do, I wish the chain of confirmed townies hadn't been broken, but we got john at least.
I guess I'll go ahead and
Vote:B_Ray, just because I haven't gotten much information out of his posts, and I'll also
Vote: Warman, only if he scans another townie, so I know I can trust the results, he could also scan an already confirmed townie in order to confirm himself, but that's probably too much to ask.
On another note, rotten fish can't be any worse than pig's blood dried up with oatmeal and brain matter, so I'd like to give it a try sometime
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