Pre-battle speech contest

**Peasant Phill** · 08-28-2011, 13:43

Yep 150 words.

I kept it short to make it accessible for those who aren't native English speakers.

**Fragony** · 09-01-2011, 15:27

TODAY my men we fight, not for lives but the promise of a furute. We will nor all survive but we will have all the time in the world romourn the dead, their legacy won't go untold FOR GLORYYYYYYY

**Peasant Phill** · 09-01-2011, 17:39

And another one who didn't read the rules to closely. ;p

Fragony, would you be so kind as to delete your post and PM your entry to me, we're going for anonymous here.

**Fragony** · 09-02-2011, 07:06

Originally Posted by Peasant Phill

And another one who didn't read the rules to closely. ;p

Fragony, would you be so kind as to delete your post and PM your entry to me, we're going for anonymous here.

Well I was pretty drunk, I'll write you speech that will make you attack anything on sight including teh children. But not now

**Montmorency** · 09-02-2011, 07:50

I challenge anyone to write a speech that surpasses this:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Note that this is published material.

**Fragony** · 09-02-2011, 08:19

Screw rules it's pretty good

Today my friends, we fight. Not for ourselves but for our wives, for our children, but most of all for eachother. Look at the man next to you, remember his face and know you fought together, right here, right now. Know that is the face of your brother, know that it is because of him that you can rest your head on the waist of the mother of your children. Look around you, these are all your brothers, willing to fight and die at your side, their wives are also your sisters, from this moment on.

It is us who will define our faite, it is us who will define their future, OUR future, and together we will.

I won't be able to bring you all back home, but if home is heaven I'll promise I will meet you all there, in this day or another, we will meet again, and we will dine together, drink together, laugh together. Your sacrifice will be remembered, it will be written in the inct of the fabrics of history, and you will not be forgotten.

My men, allow me to lead you CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

**Gregoshi** · 09-03-2011, 02:04

Men and Women of the Org! 'Tis time to lay down your katana, your yari, your bows, your guns, and your little fan-like signal thingy you use to give orders! It is time to lay them all down but for a brief time. But it is NOT time to lay down your life. No! It is time to compose a rousing pre-battle speech to encourage your men (and women) to lay down THEIR lives - and more importantly, to "encourage" your foe to lay down their lives in greater numbers! So strap on that desk chair and wield that keyboard! Laptop user! Strap on that sofa, recliner, floor, table (library or dinner), toilet or whatever you sit on when wielding your laptop with hopefully a fully charged battery! Compose those deadly words that make men (and women) do terrible things for the rightness and glory of your side!

AndremembertosubmititviaPMtoPeasantPhillandmakesureitis150wordsorlesswhichiswhyI'mrunningt hissentencetogetherasonewordbecauseI'mat149wordsri ghtnow. Charge!