So What Have I Missed?

[Lemur]

Euro collapse: pending
Qaddafi collapse: completed
Louis collapse: in progress

Sorry to hear about the awkward disentanglement of your relationship. You never forget the first girl who will indulge your rubber fetish.

-edit-

And by the way, your home state is insane. Certifiably insane. No more ragging on Ohio for you, sir.

Texas lawmakers are set to slash funding for the agency responsible for fighting wildfires in the midst of a historic wildfire season in which some 2.5 million acres have burned.

The Texas Forest Service faces almost $34 million in budget cuts over the next two years, roughly a third of the agency's total budget. The cuts are in both the House and Senate versions of the proposed state budget.

That's right, because firefighters are socialistic tools of statist oppression. /Facepalm.

[Fragony]

Imnosnmia sucks, worst is always getting interupted by a random thought when you are just about to drift of.