So What Have I Missed?

[Strike For The South]

Sorry I have been away guys, I'm getting out of absolutely soul sucking relationship. Well, let's be honest, I'm being forced out lol. I had no idea something like this could be so mentally or physically taxing. I've lost 23 pounds in the last 2 weeks and am lucky to get 4 hours of sleep a night. Oh, we also work together, as if the situation couldn't get any worse lol. You'd figure I'd be on here more considering I get so little sleep but I must confess staring at the wall is qucikly becoming a past time. That and downing half my body weight in gin

And school started, that happened as well

But enough of my melodrama

Has the Euro Collapsed?
Has Qaddafi Collapsed?
Has Louis Collapsed?

[Lemur]

Euro collapse: pending
Qaddafi collapse: completed
Louis collapse: in progress

Sorry to hear about the awkward disentanglement of your relationship. You never forget the first girl who will indulge your rubber fetish.

-edit-

And by the way, your home state is insane. Certifiably insane. No more ragging on Ohio for you, sir.

Texas lawmakers are set to slash funding for the agency responsible for fighting wildfires in the midst of a historic wildfire season in which some 2.5 million acres have burned.

The Texas Forest Service faces almost $34 million in budget cuts over the next two years, roughly a third of the agency's total budget. The cuts are in both the House and Senate versions of the proposed state budget.

That's right, because firefighters are socialistic tools of statist oppression. /Facepalm.

[Fragony]

Imnosnmia sucks, worst is always getting interupted by a random thought when you are just about to drift of.

[Veho Nex]

Has Louis Collapsed?

I thought you would know, its sad to see the orgs greatest couple to be splitting up.

[Shaka_Khan]

Oh, we also work together, as if the situation couldn't get any worse lol.

I avoid dating any of my co-workers. All my women co-workers have a bad temper especially when things go bad at work. Even if I found them to be physically attractive, which I never found them to be, I'd still avoid them in case we break up. Cooperation and trust are very important in a work environment. It would be very stressful to work with an ex-gf whom you can't trust.

[Centurion1]

5 simple words I live my life by

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Don't **** where you eat.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Strike:

Hit the gol-blanking gym. The endorphins are just as good and the side-effects less harrowing.

Not surprised that Louis has been using you, that dratted French egosexual! Hold on, isn't that redundant?

[Papewaio]

We can figure out who is the pitcher and who is the catcher as:
Louis would never use his powers for self indulgence from a position on top... and we know Louis doesn't like mean little men so his partner must be big and nice... Now I understand why he left me