Capo Off-topic discussion

[Monk]

This is indeed a strange universe.

[SisterCoyote]

Why, oh, why? Don't believe him he's a Sellik fan. Do you like kittens, Sister Coyote?

I'm grown up now! It's…

Just for the record -- I'll only trust either of you when you're dead (in game)...or the mod otherwise confirms you.

Yes, I am that paranoid.

[El Barto]

The Italian does start with an "e" instead, but I could just make sound Italian and be with it.

But El barto is already covering for this letter. feels like a Muppets show.

Just for the record -- I'll only trust either of you when you're dead (in game)...or the mod otherwise confirms you.

Yes, I am that paranoid.

But look, I've got kittens in my sporran! They're so cute… stare fixedly at them for a few minutes, please…

[TheLastDays]

Just for the record -- I'll only trust either of you when you're dead (in game)...or the mod otherwise confirms you.

Yes, I am that paranoid.

You can always trust me

[El Barto]

No, you can't.

[TheLastDays]

Come on, now, I'm always honest And you don't even know me well enough yet to make such a claim, "Der Bart"

[El Barto]

I know what you're doing in the Archetype Mafia game. Bad TLD.

[classical_hero]

Just for the record -- I'll only trust either of you when you're dead (in game)...or the mod otherwise confirms you.

Yes, I am that paranoid.

I'm not paranoid, just that everyone else is.

[TheLastDays]

I know what you're doing in the Archetype Mafia game. Bad TLD.

You have no idea what I'm doing there, unless helping the town win after I already collected my personal victory is in some way bad to you

[Double A]

Only effete New-Yorker types say "Fatlingtonian" or "Fatlingtons." The locals style themselves 'Fatlings.'

As to the population, remember that this is a dingy NJ town which, 20-30 years back, had no T.V. and no Radio. What else for entertainment was there?

They could always... wait, no, they're probably Catholic.

[johnhughthom]

It was the 1950s, the kids went around in groups and faced horrors of which the adult population were unaware, and they themselves would forget about for the next twenty years or so. The adults seemingly went about their humdrum lives with little interest in excitement, the lucky ones were murdered horribly by monsters or aliens.

Or was that only Stephen Kings 1950s?

[Double A]

It depends on if everyone was wearing hats or not.

[classical_hero]

So where in an Amish paradise then?

[White_eyes:D]

Pizza's whole speech on what he would do in Capo 3 reminded me of this for some reason..

Communism sounds like fun.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Just for the record -- I'll only trust either of you when you're dead (in game)...or the mod otherwise confirms you.

Yes, I am that paranoid.

That's not paranoid enough for capo

[SisterCoyote]

I'm not paranoid, just that everyone else is.

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

[Erebus]

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

Nope. Because in Capo, even confirmed innocents can go over to the darkside.

[Choxorn]

Don't trust them even if they're not on the darkside. Especially if they're not on the darkside.

[johnhughthom]

What are you talking about? The Republican party aren't in Capo. Are they?

[Seon]

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

Why be paranoid? Why isolate yourself from the rest of the community. Paranoia is a sign of a person with a secret. Secret entails something that should not be known by the general public. That means one of the two things... either you are hiding something like.... a detective... or a mafia. That means there are 50% chance that a paranoid person is a mafia. lolwut


Ergo, by being paranoid, you are being a suspiscious individual. This becomes more and more true as time passes in a mafia game.

[classical_hero]

I have changed my name for this game and now we have someone starting with an aitch.

[El Barto]

Hmm, interesting discovery by Catharsis that NOTW is an anagram of TOWN.

[Camikaze]

Yeah, that blew my mind as well.

[Diamondeye]

Didn't he win that game?

[classical_hero]

If yall don't change your names back to what they were, I'm personally going to make you suffer for it.

That is, I'm going to post pictures of myself in a thong bikini. Can you say the words pasty, hairy, and lard butt? I will WRECK your brain for the rest of your life if you don't stop this nonsense.

And I won't just post it once, ohhhhh no. I'll do a 50-thong post, UNSPOILED.

This is the internet, plus I have seen worse than that.


Prepare to be sickened if you want to look at this picture below.

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[Askthepizzaguy]

The one on the far right is actually within my tolerance range. She's not that bad, especially compared to the rest.

I've had worse.

[classical_hero]

Yeah this.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah this.

She mentions she had a wild, passionate romantic life.

Guess who, baby.

[classical_hero]

[El Barto]

Eugh, Pizza! I'm now going to buy authentic Italian pizza from renata's kitten-pizzeria and none other.