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[Askthepizzaguy]

Eugh, Pizza! I'm now going to buy authentic Italian pizza from renata's kitten-pizzeria and none other.

I hear her pizza contains less fur than most kitten-based pizza eateries.

[El Barto]

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I hear her pizza contains less fur than most kitten-based pizza eateries.

Do not disrespect the kittens, it's even worse than disrespecting Judge Dredd's badge.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I should think that making pizzas out of kittens was the true sign of disrespect, but you're the law...

[El Barto]

Renata does not make pizzas out of kittens. Ceiling Cat does not allow that.

[Diamondeye]

In other news, El Barto likes kittens and talks about them a lot...

[Double A]

For srs?

[Winston Hughes]

In other news, El Barto likes kittens and talks about them a lot...

He doesn't just talk about them. Hosting a game earlier this year, he gave me the role of a kitten detective named Spammy. I was only allowed to communicate by meowing and urinating on people's footwear.

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

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[johnhughthom]

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

In the aforementioned hypothetical situation Winston would actually be one of the masons. Or so Renata tells me.

[Diamondeye]

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

I can testify to this. If you want to learn paranoia, Winston is the undisputed master. He never trusts me (and I'm always innocent to boot!)

[Erebus]

I can testify to this. If you want to learn paranoia, Winston is the undisputed master. He never trusts me (and I'm always innocent to boot!)

For realz?!?
Select: Diamondeye

[Winston Hughes]

In the aforementioned hypothetical situation Winston would actually be one of the masons. Or so Renata tells me.

Well, Renata should know, given it was the time she and I were supposedly mafia buddies that moved me from run-of-the-mill cautiousness, to my present state of tin-foil-hat-wearing uber-paranoia.

For realz?!?
Select: Diamondeye

See, it pays to be paranoid:

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% of Games as Mafia
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
0.400 TheLastDays (4 in 10 games)
0.395 Diamondeye (15 in 38 games)
0.364 boudica (4 in 11 games)
0.333 scottishranger (4 in 12 games)
0.313 Tran (5 in 16 games)
0.286 Kagemusha (12 in 42 games)
0.278 ByzantineKnight (5 in 18 games)
0.278 classical_hero (5 in 18 games)
0.273 Killfr3nzy (3 in 11 games)
0.267 glyphz (4 in 15 games)
0.267 Sprig (4 in 15 games)
0.250 issaikhaan (25 in 100 games)
0.250 sapi (5 in 20 games)
0.245 Sigurd (13 in 53 games)
0.245 Reenk Roink (12 in 49 games)
0.240 TinCow (6 in 25 games)
0.237 Centurion1 (9 in 38 games)
0.235 atheotes (16 in 68 games)
0.233 Beskar (14 in 60 games)
0.233 Sasaki Kojiro (20 in 86 games)

[Erebus]

The Select me! I've been Mafia 0 times!

[Seon]

Kill: Erebus.

Competitor.

[Winston Hughes]

Incidentally, if you should see anybody talking in the game thread about how paranoid I am, then lynch them immediately. They are always scum.

[Seon]

Incidentally, if you see a guy named Hinston Wughes, call me immediately.

[Erebus]

Winston Hughes is being too paranoid......

Vote: Winston Hughes

[El Barto]

In other news, El Barto likes kittens and talks about them a lot...

Yes he does11!!!oneone1

He doesn't just talk about them. Hosting a game earlier this year, he gave me the role of a kitten detective named Spammy. I was only allowed to communicate by meowing and urinating on people's footwear.

Nonsense. The urinating was a loophole you exploited, I never mentioned it explicitly. and the kitten's name was Ymmaps.

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

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Apparently I'm learning from you. Renata complains that I never tell her my role on MSN the first Night of every game.

[El Barto]

You spelled THE .ORG wrong.

Green with envy, eh?

In,

Perrrrrkele!

Better at having a busier server that can't handle traffic worth a damn, perhaps.

But it's worth much more than all the total-war dedicated forums put all together.

[Zack]

Better at having a busier server that can't handle traffic worth a damn, perhaps.

It's bigger than TWC and the Org combined, so that's kind of a lame argument.

[El Barto]

I've already said it, Zack: Battery-man posts it in Green because he's jealous of our magnificent forums.

[johnhughthom]

I've already said it, Zack: Battery-man posts it in Green because he's jealous of our magnificent forums.

A forum is only as good as it's mafia section.

[El Barto]

There is more to forums than mafia *puts on armoured kilt*

[Tratorix]

Man, what part of "don't spam the sign up thread" aren't you guys getting exactly?

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The .Org roolzs, CFC droolz.

[Double A]

Well, Renata should know, given it was the time she and I were supposedly mafia buddies that moved me from run-of-the-mill cautiousness, to my present state of tin-foil-hat-wearing uber-paranoia.



See, it pays to be paranoid:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

% of Games as Mafia
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
0.400 TheLastDays (4 in 10 games)
0.395 Diamondeye (15 in 38 games)
0.364 boudica (4 in 11 games)
0.333 scottishranger (4 in 12 games)
0.313 Tran (5 in 16 games)
0.286 Kagemusha (12 in 42 games)
0.278 ByzantineKnight (5 in 18 games)
0.278 classical_hero (5 in 18 games)
0.273 Killfr3nzy (3 in 11 games)
0.267 glyphz (4 in 15 games)
0.267 Sprig (4 in 15 games)
0.250 issaikhaan (25 in 100 games)
0.250 sapi (5 in 20 games)
0.245 Sigurd (13 in 53 games)
0.245 Reenk Roink (12 in 49 games)
0.240 TinCow (6 in 25 games)
0.237 Centurion1 (9 in 38 games)
0.235 atheotes (16 in 68 games)
0.233 Beskar (14 in 60 games)
0.233 Sasaki Kojiro (20 in 86 games)

Sasaki may have only been mafia in 23.3% of his games, but he was scum in the other 76.7%.

[Double A]

The org is smaller than most forums, and Civ has been around longer. There are only more members because CFC is better than the alternative.

[johnhughthom]

Seriously guys, take it here. Every pointless post here is another one Seamus has to read and adds an extra 10 seconds to the time it takes me to get my role.

[El Barto]

The org is smaller than most forums, and Civ has been around longer. There are only more members because CFC is better than the alternative.

Ergo, CFC is better than Apolyton and TWC and the .org and so forth. Well, practically anything's better than Apolyton.

[johnhughthom]

I know it was you GeneralHankerchief, moving my post and making me look like an idiot to anybody reading now...

[El Barto]

Hey, that's PDMA! Ban the Sellik fan!

[Winston Hughes]

Enough with the 'my forum's better than yours' nonsense already. Seriously, all it's going to do is put people off from playing.

Nonsense. The urinating was a loophole you exploited, I never mentioned it explicitly. and the kitten's name was Ymmaps.

It's not my fault you chose the wrong name and rules.