This is Un-American Pls contact your Congress person we must stop this now

[Major Robert Dump]

The founding fathers of this nation would not want this, my grandfather in WW2 fought to preserve this freedom that is being taken away, and Jesus would totally disapprove of this:

http://www.mercurynews.com/education/ci_18879431

These nice girls make the world go round and here we are treating them like they are goths or something

[Arjos]

My condolences to San Josè XD

[Major Robert Dump]

http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/b...hschool-wp5744

"Pockets are hanging out, cheeks are hanging out, we don't want them bending over"

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF FASCIST PIGS

[a completely inoffensive name]

This is a tragedy of the utmost kind visiting upon the shores of the US. For over 200 years, the US has lead the way in pioneering the skirt as the go-to clothing article for barely legal and barely illegal females. Now the anti-jailbait lobby wants to turn back the clock to the "olden times" when girls covered down to their ankles.

This is the problem in our society today. Anti-progress movements keep encroaching upon our society, infiltrating our government like the socialists and communists of yesteryear in order to perpetrate their goals of social engineering upon our unsuspecting, pro-miniskirt society. If we do not fight back soon for the ability of our daughters to let their butt cheeks hang out in the name of school spirit, we face a terrible calamity that could resonate within American society to the point of even eliminating the concept of school spirit entirely among our children's and our children's children generation.

[Lemur]

They can take miniskirts off hot nubile girls when they pry them from my clammy, sweaty fingers. No, wait, that doesn't sound right ...

[Zim]

I take it nubile in this case is code for underage?

They can take miniskirts off hot nubile girls when they pry them from my clammy, sweaty fingers. No, wait, that doesn't sound right ...

[Veho Nex]

QUICKLY MEN! TO THE STREETS WE MUST SHUT DOWN THE UNITED STATES WITH PROTEST FOR THESE YOUNG LADIES.

[Hamata]

Never seen that befor

[Hax]

@ACIN: "Barely illegal", what does that even mean? The recently deceased?

[B-Wing]

Well the OP's article directly conflicts this Something Awful article that claims there are practically no women in San Jose (or Man Jose, as they refer to it) to begin with. Perhaps it's because of rules like this.

[a completely inoffensive name]

@ACIN: "Barely illegal", what does that even mean? The recently deceased?

Them girls that are 17.6-17.9999999999999 years of age.

[Major Robert Dump]

This is not about age, people. HS Cheerleader and POM grow up to be College Cheerleaders and POM and they grow up to be NFL/NBA Cheerleaders and strippers. We are not only hindering the development of our female youth, but sometimes on Fridays the only way you can actually get boys to come to school is by having cheerleaders wear their uniforms.

If it weren't for Cheeleader thighs I would have never read Beauwolf

[Fragony]

About time, I don't find mini-skirts sexy, vulgar in fact. Doing it properly just hints at the killer-body that's under it, something to unwrap with your imagination. And don't get me started on hotpants

17 is legal here by the way HA they can do prOn

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

QUICKLY MEN! TO THE STREETS WE MUST SHUT DOWN THE UNITED STATES WITH PROTEST FOR THESE YOUNG LADIES.

MY HUSSARS ARE MOBILIZING AS WE SPEAK!!

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Special treat for you MRD!

[Samurai Waki]

This all sounds like a cover-up for some overweight women who are jealous they're no longer desired like the teens jumping around in their mini-skirts.

[Hamata]

[QUOTE]

MY HUSSARS ARE MOBILIZING AS WE SPEAK!!

lolwut?

[Reverend Joe]

It means Mr. Peanut is awesome.

[Montmorency]

The females in question are unattractive.