Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[thefluffyone93]

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I can haz win?

[landlubber]

Should I be insulted that the writeup constantly implies that I'm a complete idiot?

[White_eyes:D]

I would blame the good Captain Blackadder for that one.

[Arjos]

Well I can enjoy Blackadder's references and having a laugh ^^

[Double A]

Should I be insulted that the writeup constantly implies that I'm a complete idiot?

No, Baulders, it's perfectly fine. In fact, I would say some of them were quite complementary to a person of your... uniqueness.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Should I be insulted that the writeup constantly implies that I'm a complete idiot?

Don't take anything in the lynch writeups seriously. In Capo III, the Director at the time implied that I was on my knees and begging him for mercy.

[sturmhauke]

Don't take anything in the lynch writeups seriously.

What's wrong with you, man? Can't you see this is serious business? The fate of all Fatlington - nay, all mankind - nay, the very universe hangs in the balance!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Should I be insulted that the writeup constantly implies that I'm a complete idiot?

OOC:
I refer you to the "Neutral Avenger" kills I wrote.

I began with Raskolnikov and basically implied he was a coward who weeps like a girl. I also sent him a message letting him know it wasn't personal in the slightest, these sorts of slapstick writeups are always implying things that aren't true. He laughed at his writeup.

I did terribly naughty things to a bunch more people, and even did the writeup where I failed hard and exposed myself trying to hit Psychonaut, and wrote the ending where I exploded pizza stuff all over myself and looked like a moron.

Definitely all in good fun, sir, and no one thinks you're an idiot.

Now, as for me, on the other hand, people say terrible things about me constantly.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also, to all involved:

Your temporary N8 orders stand unless you get a message from me. I realize some of those actions weren't too hasty, but I'd like to reorganize a couple of those actions.

[Andres]

Don't take anything in the lynch writeups seriously. In Capo III, the Director at the time implied that I was on my knees and begging him for mercy.

While in reality, you were lying on the floor, uncontrollably crying and yelling and eventually passed out after wetting your pants...

[Askthepizzaguy]

While in reality, you were lying on the floor, uncontrollably crying and yelling and eventually passed out after wetting your pants...

That's what your avatar makes me do.

You're the only one whose avatar is still cooler than mine.

[Diamondeye]

I think my reaction at being attacked and living can be described roughly like this.

[gibsonsg91921]

my avatar is the greater peter von kastilien and is the coolest man ever

[Askthepizzaguy]

No internet all day long, just got it back with 5 hours left to go.

Many folks didn't send in orders, many others seem uncoordinated, and my suggestions were hastily arranged with not a lot of intra-network discussion.

There will be an apparent lack of progress on many fronts. Relax, it's due to this being a generally poopy night for all concerned.

Night Nine will go much more smoothly. Lets' begin planning ahead for that, especially you folks who had nothing to do tonight. Contact me and we'll work on your tasks first thing, or start looking for your own groups now.

I think my reaction at being attacked and living can be described roughly like this.

I think I can describe it roughly like this:

Your cover is blown, D.

[GamezRule]

It's okay. Apparently no mafia can be lynched because of that dad-gummed lawyer!

[Chaotix]

It's okay. Apparently no mafia can be lynched because of that dad-gummed lawyer!

Where did you get that idea? It's only ATPG that can't be lynched. And everybody else is mafia. So that would be impossible.

[edse]

The lawyer must be a one time possibility for each mafia family. If so, double lynches with ATPG should soon be successful.

[Montmorency]

Let's not try that one again. Last lynch, we got a double because

a. Pizza wanted landlubber dead
b. Pizza was in no danger.

If we try something like that again, then:

a. Pizza is not protected, so at the last minute someone else will break the tie.

or

b. Pizza is protected, and the other target is an important mafioso. Someone breaks the tie, and there is no lynch.

There are many ways in which this could go wrong. JUST LYNCH MADES, GUYS. Seriously, don't waste any more effort on Pizza.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Night has ended, no more orders will be accepted.

Please allow time for processing.

[Montmorency]

GH, why was your post deleted just now?

[GeneralHankerchief]

I just saw I had made a double.

[Askthepizzaguy]

There are many ways in which this could go wrong. JUST LYNCH MADES, GUYS. Seriously, don't waste any more effort on Pizza.

A fine plan. There's only one problem....

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Execute order 66

[Montmorency]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Then stop trying to hit me and hit me.

[Montmorency]

Villains only die in the end.

But all villains die.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Villains only die in the end.

But all villains die.

This ain't one of your Hollywood movies, Monty. Sometimes, when the chips are down, and the heroes give it their all....

they still die and evil wins.

[Montmorency]

Then forget Hollywood.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Then forget Hollywood

A battle of the cultural references eh?

So be it.... jedi.

[Populus Romanus]

Pizza stands no match for a coordinated effort

[GeneralHankerchief]

The spam stops, now.