Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[a completely inoffensive name]

"I am gonna kill Earthling along with these people: Neri ; Crazed Rabbit; Diana Abnoba; Khaan


​And I am gonna laugh when he dies first night...hopefully."

Forgot about Neri participating because Neri has never talked to me. Crazed Rabbit sent his order in too late. As I have said before, go ahead and lynch me. I got books to read and a book blog to start.

I will hover around and answer questions, but otherwise I'm going inactive for tonight.

[a completely inoffensive name]

There's no real heat on anyone, besides Sasaki's interpretations of events whatever he was involved in or not and you trying to kill townies for fun. The town had a lot of success and keeping the kills down is wonderful in all ways towards giving town roles time and preventing more from progressing to mafia.

Refusing to reveal a supposed mafia and wanting to give up is the best choice an evidence-less lynch makes for those of us who have no way to get better leads. And I'd be ok to avoid that lynch for something better to do too.

last post for today besides answering questions.

A. Killing townies for fun is what I do when no one gives me orders.
B. I will continue to refuse to reveal the mafia player because there are 110+ players and so few mafia percentage wise, and to expose him first day is lame for the game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh, won't you please take me home)

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The surgoen general say's it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see
Tell me that you're gonna believe

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh, won't you please take me home)

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester
With a broken heart
He said turn me around
And take me back to the start
I must be losing my mind
"Are you blind?!"
I've seen it all a million times

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh, won't you please take me home)

I want to go
I want to know
Oh, won't you please take me hooooooome
Baby

The Anachronism Hour with Saucy Slice



"Welcome back to the show, this is DJ Saucy Slice broadcasting from the very top of Radio City, at the Plaza del Universo in the heart of Fatlington, New Jersey. We are gonna start the show a little differently today, beginning with the legendary The Anachronism Hour, which is the part of the show where I play music you've never heard before, not of this era, from records I pulled out of their dusty sleeves that have been sitting in my basement since the before the war. Or maybe this is new music from artists never before seen. But whatever the case, it is not your standard fare, and we will bring you back to your regularly scheduled contemporary music later.

That was..... "Guns N' Roses". Who are they? Bright up and comers, those. Now it's time for the News Cruise! with Askthepizzaguy."


*VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*


"So, Ask, tell us what's in the news on this fine, fine morning?"

Askthepizzaguy: "Well Saucy, it seems you are! Yes indeed, I understand you were the victim of a savage attack last night, what happened to you?"

"Actually, I'm fine. Though I'm in a lot of pain, there was no permanent damage. And nothing is going to stop me from hosting this radio show!"

Askthepizzaguy: "That's good to hear. Apparently there was a spree of violent attempted killings last night, but thankfully, only one Fatling paid for it with their life."

"Sounds to me like the vigilant citizens of Fatlington are doing an excellent job protecting folks from violent crime. Who needs the police when we have the neighborhood watch? Thanks for your report, Ask, stay safe out there. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, after surviving a brush with death I feel fan-freaking-tastic.

Though I must say, I lost my temper last night when delivering a bunch of pizzas. This jerkbag gave me and my partner a nickel for a tip to split between us. I just blacked out, and when I came to, I was driving away with a pile of clothes in the back seat. No idea what happened there.

But I assure you, I won't lose my cool again. I'm a mild-mannered pizzaguy at night, and the bestest DJ in town by day. I still have requests for songs from yesterday and we will get to some of those, but impress me with your music selection and maybe I'll squeeze you in for today.

Stay classy, Fatlington!"




If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Earthling]

You couldn't post to maybe, make a better vote later? Have to make this a false dichotomy no matter what you are right? Someone is going to have an obviously better lead on a real lynch eventually and that would be fine, works for me too, and you could earn yourself some investigations but really it's on you what you do for the town.

I can't really hold it against you for not thinking like a helpful townie but on your supposed mafia, sounds like something for someone to be really easily taken in. Could even be some communist/third party guy who pretended to "reveal" as mafia and go about doing other weird stuff unobstructed or just wanted contacts from the various other mafia familes.

[Earthling]

Oh yeah, of course that makes sense and pizza did write all that. He and someone he somehow got in with him attempted an attack on Ras with only two, that they knew would fail from the start, for pizza's whole "show I'm neutral and not doing anything at night thing"

[Major Robert Dump]

THERE R COMMUNIST IN THIS GAME??????????????????

[Visor]

Sigurd.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh yeah, of course that makes sense and pizza did write all that. He and someone he somehow got in with him attempted an attack on Ras with only two, that they knew would fail from the start, for pizza's whole "show I'm neutral and not doing anything at night thing"

OOC: Correct. I have proven I'm not earning kills to become mafia.

And I will continue to do so. Now, a deep scan by the FBI should cover the rest, because I'm also not a mafia Don.

Not a don, not scanned as guilty, no kills to my name, means I can't be mafia and I am prevented from going mafia. Just like TB.

As such, the paranoia can cease.

[Erebus]

The interesting thing about Sly being wounded is the fact that it said he "won’t be attending today’s meeting." This sounds like a role I've seen in other mafia games called a blackmailer.

Basically make it so someone can't talk for a day. (the version I played allowed them to still vote).

[a completely inoffensive name]

You couldn't post to maybe, make a better vote later? Have to make this a false dichotomy no matter what you are right? Someone is going to have an obviously better lead on a real lynch eventually and that would be fine, works for me too, and you could earn yourself some investigations but really it's on you what you do for the town.

I can't really hold it against you for not thinking like a helpful townie but on your supposed mafia, sounds like something for someone to be really easily taken in. Could even be some communist/third party guy who pretended to "reveal" as mafia and go about doing other weird stuff unobstructed or just wanted contacts from the various other mafia familes.

There is a whole day to change my vote. Sasaki voted for you and he is a pretty smart guy. Best lead I can see right now is you.

As for the whether or not I am being taken for a sap? Hmmm, lets just say I got...other evidences...that pretty much lock it down. At the risk of having the rulebook thrown at me, I will keep my mouth shut until I feel I have given him/her enough time to play the game fairly.

[Earthling]

Yeah but even though you took a beating 'round the knees last night you're not looking near wobbly enough.

[Diamondeye]

Vote: Visorslash although I wouldn't mind if this guy who keeps posting eyeblights died too.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah but even though you took a beating 'round the knees last night you're not looking near wobbly enough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industr...s_of_the_World


Earthling is a communist.

Vote: Earthling

[Askthepizzaguy]

To new players of the game, that wasn't a joke.


Earthling is using the code word "Wobbly" to meet his communist buddies. They're an anti-town cult bent on third party victory.

I might be neutral but I ain't no bloody commie.

[Earthling]

I'm definitely not a communist. A crazy German-serial killer who is rabidly anti-communist and kills people with pogo-sticks which haven't really been introduced to America yet, I wish, not a communist.

Suppose rather than the chance of them accidently contacting me this'll just encourage them to never recruit me, but oh well, thanks for that.

[a completely inoffensive name]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industr...s_of_the_World


Earthling is a communist.

Vote: Earthling

God ****, I got too little attention span to pick up these kinds of things. 2nd rate mafia player looks to be my fate.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm definitely not a communist. A crazy German-serial killer who is rabidly anti-communist and kills people with pogo-sticks which haven't really been introduced to America yet, I wish, not a communist.

Suppose rather than the chance of them accidently contacting me this'll just encourage them to never recruit me, but oh well, thanks for that.

So you admit you were looking to be recruited by the anti-town cult? Thank you.


I freaking RULE this game.

[Earthling]

pizza only went after that as he has been trying to get townies dead for fun anyway, and clearly missed the subtlety. I know I was hoping the communists might pick up on that and contact me, sure, at which point I'd really only be interested in infiltration, so he just ruined that possibility, but it's obvious I'm not a communist.

That said it would be funny if all the pretend/wannabe communists rally around today anyway. I remain town, but the neutrals have been detrimental enough to the town already, for helping the mafia anonymously communicate alone.

[Earthling]

No, I wasn't looking to be recruited. The ones who are might be angry at your slights against the communists though. Let's feel free to cut down on the losing battles and wastes of time though.

[Beskar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industr...s_of_the_World


Earthling is a communist.

Vote: Earthling

Vote: Earthling

[Earthling]

You guys are seriously not that good at this and lack any attention to detail. If you thought for a moment, you'd know that if there even are communists and they had such a code word, the smart thing to do is post the word "wobble" which clearly does not come up on the first Google result linking to communism and is much more likely be only noticed by fellow communists, except I knew someone would pick up on wobbly eventually and chose it completely independently cause I could.

But I don't expect anything to come of this though other than the typical, real battle against the mafia at night. I'll of course evaluate the real lynch candidates later in the day as appropriate for my own vote.

[Askthepizzaguy]

pizza only went after that as he has been trying to get townies dead for fun anyway, and clearly missed the subtlety. I know I was hoping the communists might pick up on that and contact me, sure, at which point I'd really only be interested in infiltration, so he just ruined that possibility, but it's obvious I'm not a communist.

That said it would be funny if all the pretend/wannabe communists rally around today anyway. I remain town, but the neutrals have been detrimental enough to the town already, for helping the mafia anonymously communicate alone.

No, I wasn't looking to be recruited. The ones who are might be angry at your slights against the communists though. Let's feel free to cut down on the losing battles and wastes of time though.

Okay, so now we're explicitly stating that you're a government (or private, I suppose) anticommunist agent who is dedicated to the downfall of the communist scum.

Now, you're also claiming that you've used a codeword to contact them. But they won't attempt to recruit you, because you weren't attempting to be recruited.

Well that stretches the imagination a bit. They're to contact you and NOT try to recruit you after you utter a code word? Or how was this infiltration supposed to work?

Are you recruitable or not? If you are, then you were trying to be recruited thus, you're lying. If you're not recruitable, then you could never have infiltrated them anyway, and thus, you're lying.

Which lie am I supposed to believe? The absurd one or the really absurd one?

In any case, it seems clear you're not a basic townie or wiseguy role. You're involved with the commies either for or against anyway. I remember last game, I was against, and my win condition had nothing to do with eradicating mafia, so drop the pretense.

[Major Robert Dump]

Weebles Wobble but they don't fall down

[Askthepizzaguy]

Weebles Wobble but they don't fall down

I red in the daily worker that General Hanky is going to bring down the hammer on one of our comrades and toss him in the gulag where Earthling will succumb to sickle-cell while in his cell and then get eaten by a Russian bear. He will be clad in the finest Lenin and soon be covered with bite Marx.

[Cahoma]

Vote: Earthling then. It doesn't sound as if he's a goodnatured townie.

[Erebus]

FoS: MRD

[Major Robert Dump]

I red in the daily worker that General Hanky is going to bring down the hammer on one of our comrades and toss him in the gulag where Earthling will succumb to sickle-cell while in his cell and then get eaten by a Russian bear. He will be clad in the finest Lenin and soon be covered with bite Marx.

Someone post the "communist party" picture, pls, ya know, the one with Lenin and Marx with party hats and cocktail glasses

[Major Robert Dump]

FoS: MRD

Why, because I post, or because I post?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Someone post the "communist party" picture, pls, ya know, the one with Lenin and Marx with party hats and cocktail glasses

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know what's really sad?

I got the basic townie or wiseguy role this time. This is just reflex from Capo III still ingrained into my brain.

So before you FBI and CIA people start crawling around my inbox, lemme alone: I am not one of you or them. Just a concerned citizen.