Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[cpdwane]

Select: Captain Blackadder

[Riedquat]

Select: Sasaki Kojoro

[Chaotix]

Alright, whoever wants to start killing people and become mafia should PM me so we can get right on that.

Select: johnhughthom

I say we go with the strong, silent type.

[B-Wing]

select: The Stranger
Free gasoline, woohoo!
And you're a Capo veteran.

[Subotan]

Select: Subotan

I'm not giving you a reason, because you all know that I am a hero, a bloody icon. If I fall, the rest of Fatlington will follow.

[AggonyKing]

I only trust you !

stop dragging me down with you >_> I do not endorse this!

[DaveShack]

I'm not sure what strategy to use for selecting a director, so I'll just post this to show I'm present.
After a little more info is available to make sense of it all, maybe someone's name will jump out at me.

[glyphz]

Select: Camikaze

No doubt this man's selfless & devout principles, as his name suggests, will be most beneficial to town.

I'm sure that when he finds scum he'll take him out, or go down together in a fiery display of patriotism.

[Cahoma]

Select: Pharoah because that'll get this party started.

[Nightbringer]

I honestly have no clue who to select and feel uncomfortable with a blind select, so I will remain quite for the time being.

In other words, I am here but indecisive.

[johnhughthom]

[Bruce Buffer]
Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUMBLE
[/Bruce Buffer]

Wrong Buffer, that's his brother Michael. As Bruce would say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it's TIIIMME!!"

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey






Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen


The Anachronism Hour with Saucy Slice



"Welcome back to the show, this is DJ Saucy Slice broadcasting from the very top of Radio City, at the Plaza del Universo in the heart of Fatlington, New Jersey. It is now 2:32 in the afternoon which means we are smack dab in the middle of The Anachronism Hour, which is the part of the show where I play music you've never heard before, not of this era, from records I pulled out of their dusty sleeves that have been sitting in my basement since the before the war. Or maybe this is new music from artists never before seen. But whatever the case, it is not your standard fare, and we will bring you back to your regularly scheduled contemporary music later. For now, enjoy the freak show, ladies and gentlemen.

That was..... "Saliva". Never heard of them? Me neither, but they're good. Now it's time for the News Cruise! with Askthepizzaguy."


*VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*


"So, Ask, tell us what's in the news while you're driving around town in your spiffy Jaguar!"

Askthepizzaguy: "Well Saucy, it seems that mafia kingpin Willie Moretti has been gunned down in nearby Cliffside, New Jersey. The authorities are cracking down on the city of Fatlington and the surrounding areas in anticipation of the coming retaliatory strikes. Word on the street is, things are gearing up for a full-blown mafia war, and no one will be safe from the brutal, relentless carnage! Truly, this is a disaster of epic proportions, soon to become a national tragedy, just like the last three times this has happened."

"Thanks for your report, Ask, stay safe out there. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and heartless gangsters out there, it sounds like things are going to get real bad, real fast. But don't worry, times have been bad for a long while now. Saucy Slice has been there for you and will continue to be there for you.

I understand today there's a meeting at the convention center to discuss who will be selected to lead the Committee of Vigilance. I think it is important to maintain a working government even under these stressful times, and as an all-American pro-democracy freedom-loving patriot, I encourage you to attend and place your selection for the Director who will lead us out of this mess, and towards a safer and better tomorrow.

My fans have suggested that I run for Director of the Committee, but I am currently opposed to that idea. I have a full-time job working here at Radio City, and my function is as vital as it ever has been.... to play you gnarly tunes that will mellow you out even when gangstas everywhere be trippin, yo. Now let's talk politics for a minute.

"McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled" - Senator Joe McCarthy. I agree with this statement. It would seem that once again, our city is infested with the Reds. Has been since before the war. We need someone who will stand against not only the criminal underworld, but also the very traitors to America themselves, and send them back to Russia or China or Mexico or wherever they bloody come from. I don't know, I didn't study very hard in geography class.

All right, that's enough politics. You know I'm a clown at heart, and politics is not my thing. I don't want to talk about politics anymore. And that concludes News Cruise. Up next, your all-request hour with your host DJ Saucy Slice. Stick around, don't touch that dial!"





If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[The Stranger]

but we all know this is what u really want, vote for me and youll get it! in abundance!

[ Keep it in the Babe Thread! :P - Sec ]

[Earthling]

Well Dave, the effect of the Director is to break ties in lynches and to have the Director immune to kills and unable to act at night.

This early on, the Director is not easily able to oppose the will of the town on selecting lynchees; later we might have to worry about selecting a mafia who could cause the wrong lynch results.

Immunity to kills could benefit anyone; blocking actions could help the town if a mafia is unable to act, and definitely hurts town detectives and doctors.

So a regular townie is a good call, they get to survive and the town knows we have a townie in control, and they don't have any actions to lose while at the same time they don't have a chance to go become a mafia themselves.

The remaining problem is simply to confirm that our first Director is a townie. We don't want wasted detective results but a detective would need more than one investigation until they get the actual role of our selected player (repeat scans needed to get the role, unless they first scan criminal but that's pretty simple, and a deterrant for mafia putting themselves up for Director election).

Also, we can avoid unnecessary duplicated effort by our town detectives with another simple strategy, requiring no exposure or risk to the detectives. Just say that any detectives in, say, the last 20 people alphabetically are the one(s) who have to investigate our first director. So we'll know we have someone investigate the director as the chances are rather low there's not at least one detective, and the other detectives don't have to worry about wasted effort and can do what they like.

Of course, if we assume we vote out the first Director in a couple of days the first Director is again not too crucial, and nobody has to use any abilities or attempt to investigate the first Director at all.

As he put himself up for it I'll select: Yaropolk on good odds he's a townie who just wants the position, or see if he doesn't anymore given a concrete plan. I'll of course not be re-electing the Director, whoever wins, next time unless we're sure he's a townie as above.

[johnhughthom]

Select: MRD

[Bow-wow-wow]

Since we know nothing about who is who at this point, I'm just going to wait it out but I'm here and I will try to be active in this game unlike that other game.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Select: GH

I've been trying for four of these games now to get the Director position and one of these years I'm actually going to get it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"That was "Subbacultcha" from The Pixies. This song goes out to John.... I want to make sure I'm pronouncing this correctly, John.... huge...tom? Thank you Johnny huge tom. I'm not going to ask how it got so huge, but my phone lines are open, call in and share your secret, man! More requests, coming up after this from our sponsor."



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Believer]

Believer selects: ATPG for obvious reasons.

Massive game!

[Earthling]

Well I'd support you if you agree with my proposal and we have consensus from others, that we want a townie as a Director who will stay Director for a while. Might take a detective three or four days, so that's through your re-election period but it'd be worth it, just to be sure you're town.

[Subotan]

Select: GH

I've been trying for four of these games now to get the Director position and one of these years I'm actually going to get it.

*Ahem* Mr. Chairman?

[Renata]

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Select:The Stranger

So you-know-who-you-are quits bugging me over pm about it.

[Sprig]

select: Beskar - it just makes sense.

[johnhughthom]

Am I on the air? Huh? Oh, sorry...

Mr Slice, nice to talk to you. There's has been a lot of talk among Fatlings previously that you are much too influential due to your radio show that somehow manages to reach us even when we're in a building without a radio. Do you think the flurry of votes for you as director, despite you specifically saying you don't want it, are an affirmation of that believe or does it prove it a fallacy?

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

stop dragging me down with you >_> I do not endorse this!

Hey, if I gotta die so do you!!

[Arjos]

Select: ATPG

Damn good job inviting people, he deserved it :)
Also this will allow us to sack him, who can resist? XD

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Select: ATPG

Damn good job inviting people, he deserved it :)
Also this will allow us to sack him, who can resist? XD

I sure in hell can't!

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

Mr Slice, nice to talk to you. There's has been a lot of talk among Fatlings previously that you are much too influential due to your radio show that somehow manages to reach us even when we're in a building without a radio. Do you think the flurry of votes for you as director, despite you specifically saying you don't want it, are an affirmation of that believe or does it prove it a fallacy?

"Well Johnny Huge, I tend to agree that my loyal Fatling fans are among the most devoted fans in all of these United States. Even if I don't want to be their leader as I have previously and vociferously expressed, they will continue to clamor for Saucy gaining political power. But as I said before, I'm not a politician, and unless I see reason otherwise, I think the time has come for someone with more experience or more enthusiasm to take office. I'm just a guy running a radio program, man.

Now tell me something Johnny Huge, is it pills, or do you have some sort of exercise regimen? And do the girls like it, or does it scare them off?

My phone lines are flooded with requests for songs at the moment, and we will get to all you folks as soon as we possibly can. For now, though, I'd suggest that my fellow patriots do their civic duty and vote for the one they wish to be Director!"






If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Kagemusha]

Select: GH. We need some real Generalship and we need it right now, no matter the Hankerchiefs.