Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[sturmhauke]

You guys are seriously buying this lie that I'm a Don? Really? If I hang, you all can rot. I won't give your names up but beyond that I will stop caring.

[sturmhauke]

Select: Sturmhauke

He's the one in charge of the pro-townie defence so I say we make him director!

I called out GH for hiding behind the Directorship, I will not do the same. Select someone else.

Make the pro-town vigilante unable to kill? Awesome.

Also, he's the one in charge of the pro-town defense? Really? Read the reports of what happened. Where were the doctors? Whose lives were saved by doctors? Where was the pro-town vigilantism? Which scumbags got taken down?

I ask you this, who showed up and did their not-very-pro-town vigilantism? I'll give you a hint; EVERYONE except one person, whose absence was predicted.

Are you absolutely certain sturmwalker is in charge of anything but his own delusions of grandeur? Or is it possible they've conquered him instead?

I had to guess who to protect, obviously I guessed wrong. Such is life.

Sturmhauke probably is a don. I trust pizza to serve up someone guilty to save himself.

You should trust ATPG only to serve up whoever suits his purposes, such as eliminating a threat to himself.

Have you been in any confirmed protections sturmhauke?

I've done protection the past two nights, but neither target was attacked.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It's perfectly plausible that Sigurd acquired insider information (and he implied that by being so specific). I had the impression you were in protection groups, any successful protections? That could prove you innocent...


edit: didn't see your reply

[Cahoma]

Unselect: Sturmhauke
As I've said earlier, untill Sigurd can back his claim up with some evidence I see no reason to why we should lynch him.

I say Landlubber or ATPG.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Cahoma's posts about sturmhauke are pretty suspicious.

[Cahoma]

The only reason people are voting for Sturmhauke is because Sigurd claimed he was mafia. There was no proof at all. It'd be like me saying "Sasaki is a Don, let's lynch him" and then people just start voting for you.

[Riedquat]

GH claimed that ATPG was Luca Cunnio.

Several nights ago I got approached by an anonymous source who told me that he wanted protection on him for the night and that ATPG was Luca Cunnio.

After some nice efforts by a few people, I've concluded that ATPG is likely Cunnio, and most definitely scum. But not is he only scum, he's also the type of scum that betrays his own kind.

He claims Cunnio to me.

Not exactly the same thing as GH claiming he was Luca Cunnio... perhaps semantics confuses me... but also very opportune to ask questions when they can't be answered by Captain Blackadder...

[GeneralHankerchief]

All Director votes today are invalid. The next Director selection process does not take place until tomorrow.

[TheLastDays]

And thus the mindless sheep act continues.

Why are you voting for him classical? Because Sigurd somehow became the most reliable source in game with his bundle of substantiated evidence? And because taking a bet to leap through the flames for your one billion and two dollars is far better and safer than the one billion dollars you are already guaranteed now, with confirmed scums such as landlubber, and too knowledgeable on illicit activities and cooperative with the mafia - individuals like ATPG?

Feel the pain, DiY. Feel the pain I felt during the endgame of Netherworld.

[The Stranger]

All Director votes today are invalid. The next Director selection process does not take place until tomorrow.

yall noobs.

[sturmhauke]

Here are all my night action and response PMs, edited to hide the identities of group members. My PMs are in blue, responses from Seamus are in green.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

N1 action
I will form a vigilante group with the following people and attack Askthepizzaguy: [REDACTED] I don't know about the others, but I'm using a baseball bat.

n1 attack on atpg
Failure because the target was protected; incomplete coordination

N2 action
I will form a vigilante group with [REDACTED] and attack ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK with a golf club. Fore!

n2 attack on Elite...
Success, the target was killed.

N3 orders
I will form a vigilante group with [REDACTED] to attack Ameranth. My weapon of choice this evening will be a pool cue.

n3 attack results
Failure, the target got lucky

N4 orders
I will form a vig group with [REDACTED] and attack Ameranth. My weapon this evening will be a civilized polo mallet.

n4 attack on ameranth
success!
By the way, if the narrative was unclear, all six of you were participating.

promotion to Wiseguy
Random dot org selected you to be offered promotion to wiseguy. Do you accept?

Re: promotion to Wiseguy
No thank you, I decline the promotion.

N5 orders
I will form a vigilante group with [REDACTED] to attack Bow-wow-wow. My weapon tonight will be a hockey stick. [note: the hockey stick did not appear in the writeup.]

n5 attack on bow-wow-wow
Success!

N6 orders
I will form a group with [REDACTED] and protect Ironside.

n6 protect
inconclusive

N7 orders
I will form a group with [REDACTED] to protect Psychonaut.

[no response yet]

So I ask you this: If I am a Don, why was I out there every night doing things? If I am a Don, why was I offered a wiseguy promotion? If I'm not already in a mafia family but I want to join one, why would I turn down the wiseguy promotion? Don't fall for this pack of lies.

[Renata]

I doubt many actually are, sturmhauke.

vote: landlubber

[GeneralHankerchief]

Quick note, there has been a minor alteration on the Zack kill attempt. If you spot any additional errors, PM us.

[Jarema]

Vote: Sturmhauke
I believe in Sasaki's judgment.

[The Stranger]

-_- that is the most stupid thing to do. to believe anything sasaki says is shady but to believe his judgement is just insanity.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

My judgement isn't that sturmhauke is guilty, goodness. The fact that he was protecting a likely to be attacked target is what I was looking for.

Cahoma's posts still rub me wrong though.

[Cahoma]

My judgement isn't that sturmhauke is guilty, goodness. The fact that he was protecting a likely to be attacked target is what I was looking for.

Isn't that a good thing?

Cahoma's posts still rub me wrong though.

If Sigurd(or anyone else..) posts any evidence for Sturmhauke being mafia, I'll be first in line to lynch him. This here is the claim:

I am gonna put in here what I originally posted when the thread was closed...


Yes.... Don Cunnio.
Oh, don't look surprised. I know who you are.
Ever since I realized the faults of communism and renounced it, I have worked the streets spreading the good word of something better. I have knocked the doors with my black badge and the good book, giving the people answers to tough questions. Questions like "why are we here?" and "where are we going after?".
I have seen the fright of your neighbors when I ask about you. I have seen how shady men defer to you, the late meetings in your home, the fancy cars and wealth you display. Yeah, I even saw your last name on the mailbox mr. Cunnio, and added up the clues.
If I am to be an instrument of God to establish a Zion in Fatlington, I need to help in the work of dethroning Satan and his lackeys. Criminal elements like you should go.
The hand of God is protecting me in this work and He shall prevail. The noose is waiting you on the morrow.

vote: sturmhauke

Is he really backing his claim up with anything? No. Have anyone else had any suspecions about Sturmhauke before? No. Have anyone posted any kinda evidence at all? No.

If you could please post the overwhelming evidence against Sturmhauke, I'll be happy to vote for him.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It is a good thing that he was in that group.

What I'd expect from sigurd. Or maybe he's just trying to pull a drisos.

You keep saying how you'd be "happy to vote him if", that gets to me.

[Cahoma]

Oh alright. It doesn't really mean anything though it is true. Nothing makes me happier than killing of bad guys.:D

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Nothing makes me happier than killing of bad guys.:D

VOTE:CAHOMA

TIME TO DIE

[Cahoma]

I think you have to unvote first...

[Riedquat]

I think you have to unvote first...

He didn't vote before, so no...

[edse]

For God's sake, we have to unite. There is at least 3 big active mafia families, probably more than 10 votes. The Sturmhauke case is only backed up by a not so trustworthy Sigurd so either ATPG or landlubber should be our target. A second lawyer protecting ATPG is unlikely so I voted for him. Everyone voting for someone else then those two should be regarded as scum.

[Cahoma]

He didn't vote before, so no...

Oh sorry, I though he voted for Sturmhauke earlier...

And I agree with what Edse said.

[gibsonsg91921]

Vote: landlubber. Got to try to get two scum at once, if you can. Worst case scenario, one of them saves their butt at the last second and you still get one scum, so there's no sense not going for the double stacker.

[landlubber]

Vote: Asktehpizzaguy.
Despite all the "evidence" that's presented, I'm not associated with him at all, and haven't been for quite some time now. The one PM that you're all going off of is not evidence for my guilt. Rather it in only evidence that he wished to stage an elaborate show to try and save me. Why? I was probing him for more information, claiming to be a made from another Family; Barzini, specifically. None of my other "Family members" ever showed up, so he eventually got tired of it all and cut ties with me. Simple as that.

[sturmhauke]

Nobody cares if sturmhauke's a mafia Don, they'd rather lynch me today. I'm warning you, I'll expose the Stracchi and the Corleone next if this wagon isn't reversed.

What's the matter, can't take the heat? And why should we believe your supposed Dons Stracchi and Corleone are any more real Dons than I am?

I agree that a double lynch is risky. GH's motives have been called into question, and by extension so have his replacement's. I also think that ATPG's true role doesn't even really matter that much; his power is in his networks, which he can still run even while dead as far as I understand the rules. He'll need to die eventually, but first we destroy his base.

vote: landlubber

[Sasaki Kojiro]

What information were you trying to get? What was your strategy?

[Andres]

Vote : Pizza

[Seon]

Vote: landlubber