I can haz self-defenz

[Vuk]

Has anyone ever seen this clown. (link removed...no sense advertising trash like him)
I am really not sure what to say...
How can ANYONE believe this stuff?! I have subscribed to his emailing list to see the types of stuff he sends out. I am not sure whether to classify it as amusing or sad.
Look at this latest email:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I need you to read this announcement NOW because I'm not sure how
long this is going to be available...

You see, not too long ago we found out that one of the combatives
instructors we had in our ***** network was not...um..."truthful"
about his background.

This guy is now even in hiding because he was "outed" by the
combatives community for being a fraud.

Problem is, we had just purchased rights to publish a new 2-Hour
DVD set with him as the featured expert and we spent a ton of
money on video editing and production in preparation for the big
launch.

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In other words, WE GOT SCREWED!

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We were left with a big box of DVD's sitting in storage but
couldn't sell them.

The worst part was that these DVD's are actually some of the best
I've seen...EVER!

They cover real "no-B.S" spec-ops combatives techniques for:

* Unarmed Combat
* Multiple Attackers
* Edged Weapon Defense
* Firearms Disarms
* Survival Mind Set

Because we could no longer sell them to the public, we offered
the whole box to our subscribers at a deep, deep discount.

It was complete chaos as everyone scrambled to get their hands on
this quality of training at such a ridiculous price!

In fact, every single one of the copies were GONE in a matter of
just a few days!

Well, ALMOST gone...

We received emails for WEEKS from people who had tried to order
the discounted 2-DVD set but all we had left was one small box
and I usually keep these for "gifts".

I mean, hey...nothing says "Merry Christmas" better than a couple
of DVD's on how to rip apart giant thugs, right? Ha!

Well, frankly, I'm tired of looking at the leftover box and my
mom already has an arsenal of "how to kill" DVD's.

Sooooo....if you missed the big sale we offered last time...

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Here's your SECOND CHANCE!

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Basically, I'm looking to let the rest of these DVD's go at the
same super cheap discount I did before.

First come...first served.

Here's a hidden page we put up that tells you all about what's
covered in these DVD's:

Url Removed <= Secret Sale Page

Couple of things:

1. Please do NOT share this website with ANYONE! Even the title
of the DVD's would piss off the true soldiers who make up this
spec-ops community and they didn't deserve this kind of false
representation.

2. We are NOT producing this DVD for the public! We can't put it
in magazines or offer it for ongoing sale because it's based on a
big fat lie. So this is your only chance to pick them up. When
these leftovers are gone, they're gone. (Sorry)

3. To get the discount, you'll see a special "Coupon Code" near
the order button. You MUST use this coupon code to get the
discount! Don't forget to do that, ok?

If you're like me and always looking for a sweet deal while
adding to your survival skills, then this is the bargain of the
century.

Go and watch my video message now and see what's in store for
you...

Url Removed <= Please DON'T Share!

My video message is waiting for you right now so I'll see you on
the next page.

Yours in survival,

Richard Weed
President, *****

Follow the link an it gets better.
At first I thought "No one will ever fall for this BS." But then again, he does stay in business. The guy just preys on the ignorant, the weak-of-mind, and the desperate.
Heck, if he can get by with this dribble, I guess I should start "Vuk's Self-defense and Close Quarters Combat Association". :P I would probably be able to teach much better, much more practical things than him, but I would not have the noob appeal. When people hear that they will need to actually work hard and do not just have to watch a DVD, they would probably just walk away. :P