Approached By Too Many Women
I always get approached out in public by every woman and her dog, and it's starting to get on my nerves. I've tried everything. Making myself sweaty and stinky, but that just ends up backfiring: "Oooo, you have a great musky smell!"/"Can I bottle you?"/etc. Acting insane, backfires more: "Isn't he quirky!". Etcetera.
Please help. It's getting me down. I don't think I can take it any more.
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Is she cute?
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Braggart.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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That's exactly what happens to me when I go out walking alone with my son. Did you know all women are cross-eyed? They must be, since they all seem to be looking down while telling me how cute and beautiful I am. Or maybe they're so impressed with me that they don't dare to look straight at me?
What's worst, is how they wink and ask if I sleep at night! I try so hard not to look like a beastly machine that can go on for an entire night, but it doesn't seem to work.
Please, help me.
Last edited by Andres; 11-08-2011 at 14:08.
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I had the same problem, I simply struck up the usual conversation and got the "so what do you do?" stage...
I then explained in great detail that I was a professional moderator on a computer war gaming forum and that in addition, during those quiet evenings I like modify the game graphics to my personal liking... trust me works every time. It's important to maintain a deadly serious expression throughout however - that takes some doing.
Last edited by caravel; 11-08-2011 at 14:15.
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Then you'll find the one who loves your mod and pick up another stalker.Originally Posted by caravel
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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give em some of these, totally historical soldiers of ancient Greece! they worship Pinkie Pie!
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Fixed
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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For some reason they give me their bra's everytime I'm drunk...
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heh Moros has men-boobs
edit: fun flllow-up fact of that mate of mine. He swears he only slept with one woman, his gf.
We. simply. can't. believe. it.
We do though. But geez, this guy makes heterosexual men blush
Last edited by Fragony; 11-09-2011 at 05:48.
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try ignoring them.
I do that when I'm hit on in an unwelcome manner. seems to work.
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).
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Well whatever you do, don't join a band.
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
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Delicious, delicious blood.
what psychonaut needs to do is carry around a large box of magnum condoms and whenever a girl talks to him they should "fall" out of his pocket. then he should exclaim, "oh no! my large box of magnum condums." the girls will get the hint.
oh wait, you wanted advice to get them to leave you alone.
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Sydney does have a deficit of single hetro males to females.
You could just pretend to be on your way to Oxford street...
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Be kind of unclean and nerdy. You know... don't shave, wear clothes way below your age.
If that's not possible, just be plain nerdy. You know, make up something incredibly boring for your job. (TW moderator is fine, historian or geologist are guaranteed sleeping pills as well - just read up on some vulcanic minerals and imagine all the fun you can have "pondering the problems with your new research project"...)
As a rule this will not only make most of the female population leave you alone but most of the population in general. Which is intended, I assume. Gives you more time to play TW games.
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A one, and a two, and a three...
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