Approached By Too Many Women

[Vladimir]

I had the same problem, I simply struck up the usual conversation and got the "so what do you do?" stage...

I then explained in great detail that I was a professional moderator on a computer war gaming forum and that in addition, during those quiet evenings I like modify the game graphics to my personal liking... trust me works every time. It's important to maintain a deadly serious expression throughout however - that takes some doing.

Then you'll find the one who loves your mod and pick up another stalker.