Approached By Too Many Women

[naut]

I always get approached out in public by every woman and her dog, and it's starting to get on my nerves. I've tried everything. Making myself sweaty and stinky, but that just ends up backfiring: "Oooo, you have a great musky smell!"/"Can I bottle you?"/etc. Acting insane, backfires more: "Isn't he quirky!". Etcetera.

Please help. It's getting me down. I don't think I can take it any more.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Is she cute?

[Montmorency]

Braggart.

[Andres]

That's exactly what happens to me when I go out walking alone with my son. Did you know all women are cross-eyed? They must be, since they all seem to be looking down while telling me how cute and beautiful I am. Or maybe they're so impressed with me that they don't dare to look straight at me?

What's worst, is how they wink and ask if I sleep at night! I try so hard not to look like a beastly machine that can go on for an entire night, but it doesn't seem to work.

Please, help me.

[caravel]

I had the same problem, I simply struck up the usual conversation and got the "so what do you do?" stage...

I then explained in great detail that I was a professional moderator on a computer war gaming forum and that in addition, during those quiet evenings I like modify the game graphics to my personal liking... trust me works every time. It's important to maintain a deadly serious expression throughout however - that takes some doing.

[Vladimir]

I had the same problem, I simply struck up the usual conversation and got the "so what do you do?" stage...

I then explained in great detail that I was a professional moderator on a computer war gaming forum and that in addition, during those quiet evenings I like modify the game graphics to my personal liking... trust me works every time. It's important to maintain a deadly serious expression throughout however - that takes some doing.

Then you'll find the one who loves your mod and pick up another stalker.

[Cute Wolf]

give em some of these, totally historical soldiers of ancient Greece! they worship Pinkie Pie!

[Montmorency]

Brownps?

[Cute Wolf]

Brownps?

Browny Panchalkoi (now, don't give me lecture on correct ancient greek language, I know they worship pinkie pie!)

[Husar]

I can relate to that, so many women look at me but don't dare to say a thing because I'm obviously way above their reach...

[Montmorency]

For some reason, young women frequently fling their waste into my face, even as I protest that I'm not into that sort of thing. Though they seem to respond well to the groping that precedes this.

[caravel]

I'd say you're trying to milk a camel, but have gotten the stallions mixed up with the fillies...

[A Nerd]

My reflection won't stop complimenting me at every chance it gets. Should I be concerned?

[Fragony]

Friend of mine has same problem, it drives him nuts he hates the attention. Rediculously handsome guy he can have any woman he wants.

[Veho Nex]

Is he cute?

Fixed

[Moros]

For some reason they give me their bra's everytime I'm drunk...

[Togakure]

Well whatever you do, don't join a band.

[Fragony]

For some reason they give me their bra's everytime I'm drunk...

heh Moros has men-boobs

edit: fun flllow-up fact of that mate of mine. He swears he only slept with one woman, his gf.

We. simply. can't. believe. it.

We do though. But geez, this guy makes heterosexual men blush

[Ibrahim]

try ignoring them.

I do that when I'm hit on in an unwelcome manner. seems to work.

[Peasant Phill]

Just be practical about it, Psychonaut. Use this new and unexhaustable resource.

From experience I can say that girls make great blankets, decent chairs but poor refridgerators.

[classical_hero]

I am calling BS on this unless you can prove it via pictures.

[naut]

I am calling BS on this unless you can prove it via pictures.

Great. Now I've got men chasing after me as well.

[Fragony]

Great. Now I've got men chasing after me as well.

We are just hungry for the leftovers

[Kagemusha]

Psycho, have you considered therapy? Otherwise this might scar you for life.

[Strike For The South]

I have the same problem but the women who come up to me tend to be alcoholics with VD

I need a new pub

[Fragony]

I have the same problem but the women who come up to me tend to be alcoholics with VD

I need a new pub

Hey STrike, thought you and Louis finally flew to the moon

Where's the Frenchman :(

[Strike For The South]

Hey STrike, thought you and Louis finally flew to the moon

Where's the Frenchman :(

He's been martyred by the elite. The plebs called for blood and we gave it to them

A black mark on this forum

[a completely inoffensive name]

Delicious, delicious blood.

what psychonaut needs to do is carry around a large box of magnum condoms and whenever a girl talks to him they should "fall" out of his pocket. then he should exclaim, "oh no! my large box of magnum condums." the girls will get the hint.

oh wait, you wanted advice to get them to leave you alone.

[Papewaio]

Sydney does have a deficit of single hetro males to females.

You could just pretend to be on your way to Oxford street...

[I of the Storm]

Be kind of unclean and nerdy. You know... don't shave, wear clothes way below your age.
If that's not possible, just be plain nerdy. You know, make up something incredibly boring for your job. (TW moderator is fine, historian or geologist are guaranteed sleeping pills as well - just read up on some vulcanic minerals and imagine all the fun you can have "pondering the problems with your new research project"...)

As a rule this will not only make most of the female population leave you alone but most of the population in general. Which is intended, I assume. Gives you more time to play TW games.