I think Tosa would be, privately, disappointed that there are no profanities, implied or, especially, otherwise, in your post DD.

I know that you're the only person that has mentioned both my mother and teabagging in the same post that hasn't resulted in me embarking in a homicidal rage, ever, which is down to the comedy factor that is sorely missed but is, in part, taken up by MRD.

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P.S. It was funny and was, obviously, absurd and seems to avoid the search thingy