*Sigh* The Dating Scene

[Husar]

The friend zone is a lie. You can attack with success from the friend zone, so long as you are a creature of patience, and few scruples.

Of course it is, but many men need to mask their inferiority behind a model so they can fool themselves into thinking they have totally figured out how women work.

Many women try the same in reverse of course. The world of dating is so full of prejudices that feeble, insecure men like me would rather stay out of it entirely.

There's really nothing you can do about being doomed. Except cry.

[Husar]

Lies?!?

Do I really need to make my jokes any more obvious than that?

Except for the first sentence, that contains nothing but the truth. People create models for things they don't understand, to reduce the complexity of reality.
As such any model about the behaviour of women doesn't do the real complexity of the female soul any justice. Neither do all men always think about that one thing (proof!) as women like to claim.

That said I would like to retreat to my corner and cry a little now.