Lies?!?

Do I really need to make my jokes any more obvious than that?

Except for the first sentence, that contains nothing but the truth. People create models for things they don't understand, to reduce the complexity of reality.
As such any model about the behaviour of women doesn't do the real complexity of the female soul any justice. Neither do all men always think about that one thing (proof!) as women like to claim.

That said I would like to retreat to my corner and cry a little now.