Buffy Mafia 2: A Slayer's Work Game Thread [Concluded]

[Captain Blackadder]

This is such a cluster. You guys want to reveal the part where I got lynched because the game host did not word the scan on myself correctly, meaning the exact opposite of what it was supposed to?


Oh my. I was hoping I got screwed over by brilliant play on the scum's part, instead.... killed via host error. Don't even blame the people responsible for my death, because they weren't, really... I never had a chance.


Now Gunn is dead? Awesome. Is Buffy next? We could make this the worst game ever for the town, but we've still got a lot to do to catch up to Midgard III which I'm sorry I am even mentioning. Still makes me weep.

I've forgotten what happened in that game. I know it doesn't look good for town right now we only have taken down one scum from the looks of things since I would say Gunn was town. On top of that the one scum we did get came from a first night random attack.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also you folks confused by his and her, this game is intentionally ambiguous when referring to gender. The game host habitually refers to everyone as he AND she at the same time, in alternate sentences.

But anyway.

[Lewwyn]

This is such a cluster. You guys want to reveal the part where I got lynched because the game host did not word the scan on myself correctly, meaning the exact opposite of what it was supposed to?


Oh my. I was hoping I got screwed over by brilliant play on the scum's part, instead.... killed via host error. Don't even blame the people responsible for my death, because they weren't, really... I never had a chance.

This makes me happy. Means technically I wasn't wrong and technically made the right play. I only switched to vote for you because of the scan.

[johnhughthom]

Also you folks confused by his and her, this game is intentionally ambiguous when referring to gender. The game host habitually refers to everyone as he AND she at the same time, in alternate sentences.

Pfft, who doesn't know that? Only an idiot would have based anything on gender in their results.

[Lewwyn]

"wants to kill all demons"
"wants to kill all humans"
same dif.

[Captain Blackadder]

"wants to kill all demons"
"wants to kill all humans"
same dif.

tomato, tomatoe what's the difference?

[johnhughthom]

tomato, tomatoe what's the difference?

One of them is spelt incorrectly?


Rhetorical eh?



Seven!

[edse]

Pfft, who doesn't know that? Only an idiot would have based anything on gender in their results.

Or a noob like me.

[Captain Blackadder]

One of them is spelt incorrectly?


Rhetorical eh?



Seven!

It is very hard to try and show different pronunciations of words. Your a big meany lol

[Askthepizzaguy]

This makes me happy. Means technically I wasn't wrong and technically made the right play. I only switched to vote for you because of the scan.

Don't blame yourself man. You're right, you made the right play under those circumstances. I was also being an and I had it coming. But with the scan, I mean how could you not? It was looking like I was lying about my victory conditions and only mafia do that, unless their name is Montmorency or The Spartan. Plus being anti-human would mean I'm against most people here, so everyone would want me dead.

You guys can come back from this. Just need those vigs to hit their targets. Hurry-up offense and all that.


I wish there was a "game host blew the detective result" hand signal I could use, where if I ever use it when that's not the case, I get lynched round one for the next 10 games.

[Montmorency]

Don't blame yourself man. You're right, you made the right play under those circumstances. I was also being an and I had it coming. But with the scan, I mean how could you not? It was looking like I was lying about my victory conditions and only mafia do that, unless their name is Montmorency or The Spartan. Plus being anti-human would mean I'm against most people here, so everyone would want me dead.

EH? When have I ever?

[Askthepizzaguy]

EH? When have I ever?

Three Wolf Moon.

It's happened before.

Also, congrats to Pizza. You really can call out a mafioso.

I confessed because I am mafia. I thought that was obvious.

Over and over again, not letting up until we had won the game by lynching the other people I accused besides you, mister confessor.

[Montmorency]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Although...

You might suggest that the much-needed morale boost of lynching a mafioso is what gave the townies the courage to listen to pizzaguy again and lynch the actual scums.

So in a sense, you helped us win by making us think we were winning.



No, actually, I'm just kidding. Never do that stuff again.

[Alsark]

For anybody who hasn't seen Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol yet... do it. Do it now - or Tom Cruise will jump all over your couch.

[Montmorency]

Looks like scum just got countered.

If you can't jam with the best, then die like the rest.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Results to me, comrades.

[Alsark]

And it looks like Mont has sent his mindless goons to kill me off. Good job, guys. Yet another failed vig-hit.

[BSmith]

I assume you guys are talking about the update… but I don’t see it?

[johnhughthom]

Monty must have received his mafia kill order result.

[Montmorency]

After he departs, you close up for the night, but as you are leaving, you are tackled by a mysterious figure. You would complain, but a giant, was that a worm?, something just bit down right where you were. The figure picks you back up and helps you start running as the figure turns back and joins another figure with an ax in combatting the monster.
Addendum: You get home, make a cup of tea, and are suddenly grabbed by another figure who sits you down, sticks a knife in your face and tells you to start talking. You do, babbling on and on about just wanting a little peace and security here in L.A.

Citizens of the Buffyverse, my fellow townies, on this day we mark a transition. For a thousand years, LA stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the demon-scum. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is not over. The demons have not been defeated, and the internal power struggle has not been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure your security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Townie Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august GM and a sovereign ruler chosen for life.

By bringing the entire city under one law, one language, and the enlightened guidance of one individual, the corruption that plagued the Town in its earlier years will never again take root. A strong and growing military will ensure the rule of law.

Under the Empire's New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and will stand together against attacks from within or without. Let the enemies of the Empire take heed: those who challenge Imperial resolve will be crushed.

Imperial citizens must do their part. Join our grand network. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected insurrectionists.

Many have died in their devotion to the Empire. Imperial citizens would do well to remember their example.

The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy furtiveness of shameful individualism. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagining.

We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Imperial citizens of the first Townie Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today.

[johnhughthom]

[Seon]

Don't worry about the snake monster, Montremancy. That was me, just trying to say hi.

[Alsark]

I assume you guys are talking about the update… but I don’t see it?

I was informed of my being night hit via PM.

[autolycus]

Angel Season 1, Episode 4: Killing in the Streets
Once again, my apologies to Atpg for my mix-up.

Angel stalks the streets alone, dressed a little more brightly than usual. He hears a scream in a nearby house, and goes to investigate


He spots Spike in the hall, and is about to challenge him when there's another scream behind a door and the door swings open.

Angel: You'd better not be behind this.

Spike: Wasn't me, guv'nor.

Commence opening music.


Meanwhile, Seon roams the town restlessly, when he encounters a figure

Figure: You look like a challenge, but you shall die!

Seon: Ahhh!

and Seon attacked the figure, but eventually was pinned and chopped into several pieces.


Cut back to Angel and Spike. They enter the room, only to find a man jumping up and down with joy on the phone

[B[Man:[/B] I still can't believe you guys are giving me the job, thank you so much!

Angel: Uhmm, we'll just be leaving now.

Man: Who are you?

Elsewhere in town, Alsark is just getting off the phone with someone, when she hears a knock at the door. She opens it.

Alsark: My god! What, who are you?

She is met with a hail of lead, and falls.

[SPoil]
Alsark was Justine!


Seon was Mayor Wilkins!

Begin Buffy Episode 5
Day ends in about 48 hours, at 4 pm EST.
Results may be somewhat delayed by me being in China.
I'll try to post if I won't be able to continue running the game.

Living 13/25
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Daveshack
edse
Erebus
Ironside
Ishmael
johnhughthom
Lewwyn
Montmorency
Riedquat



Dead 11/25
The Last Days- Killed night 1 Mr. Trick
Jarema- Killed Night 1 Connor
Scottishranger- Lynched Day 2 Willow
Kagemusha- Killed night 2 Virginia Bryce
Csargo- Killed night 2 Oz
Atpg- Lynched Day 3 Rondell
landlubber- killed night 3 Faith
Kennigit- killed night 3 Dawn
TheFluffyOne- lynched day 4 Gunn
Alsark- killed night 4 Justine
Seon- killed night 4 Mayor

Disappeared 1/25
El Barto

[thefluffyone93]

Can there just be another mafia game where I can be Joker? Just one more?

PLEASE?

[Alsark]

Oh, maybe the mafia killed me and the vigilante killed Seon. If that's the case, then uh... congrats?

[Montmorency]

Oh Seon. "Third roleblocker, and blocked landlubber N3". Did you really think I would believe that?

Atheotes, Alsark : it was your own intransigence that led to this. I told you atheotes, I told you dawg - I told you about decisions!

[Alsark]

Oh Seon. "Third roleblocker, and blocked landlubber N3". Did you really think I would believe that?

Atheotes, Alsark : it was your own intransigence that led to this. I told you atheotes, I told you dawg - I told you about decisions!

Well you only screwed yourself over - because I found some very valuable information last night, which I can now share with nobody. Good day, Sir.

[Montmorency]

I only resorted to this because you wouldn't work with me. At least atheotes shared results.

You don't think it pains me to have to do this? When it is in my VC to help others fulfill theirs?

And you, atheotes. You scanned me, against orders. Satisfied now? Well, I'm satisfied with you, Holtz. But it should not have come to this.

Vote: edse

I'm afraid there is no Xander here.

[Alsark]

*Shrugs.* I see no reason to share info in a round where conversions are quite likely. So I don't regret a thing :).