Santa Samurai: A Direct-It-Yourself Campaign of Festive Death

[feelotraveller]

There is a golden rule that there shall be only one Santa. I think we need to show the Shoni who that is. A sleigh visit to Bungo is in order! Besides everybody knows Santa visits the west first, and then sometimes in the east if he gets around to it. More sleigh visits to all of Kyushu will prove who is the real fat man in a red suit.

Our closer friends the Ouchi should be given the gift of children singing carols (mentored by our ever friendly priests). Perhaps they will decide that the precious little voices are worth trading their reindeer for?

Go west old man!