I am currently engaged in a battle of social accounts with my roommate. I loathe the twitters and facebooks and barely spend any time on them (i only really have a facebook though as you will see that changed). My roommate on the other hand lives for that sort of stuff and we finally have come to virtual blows. He says I can't get more followers or friends on facebook than he can. Well facebook I have covered..... I had 150 friend requests waiting and actually sent out my first few so that i nearly tripled my friend count in total. However, Twitter is something i find personally distasteful. However, I dislike losing so I made one to prove the point (and tbh they are sort of neat in some ways) So I implore all of you to add me on twitter. I'll add you back or whatever. Also you can see how incredibly fascinating my hyper secret life is.

http://twitter.com/#!/PMillerick

@Pmillerick (patrick millerick)

as stupid as this may seem I want to prove a point regarding how inane and pointless it is to whore yourself out for these.

so to prove said point i am going to proceed to whore myself out. This is possibly the only place on the internet I feel safe enough giving this kind of information.