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    I have decided that a man's face is meant to have facial hair. A male face without it is unnatural, perverse, and possibly Satanic. I have been laid up on account of a broken ankle for the last 4 1/2 months, and have not really been trimming my beard. For about the last month it has been down to my solar plexus and pretty unkept. Since I will be walking (hopefully) by mid-Feb to early March and will be looking for a new job, I decided to shave the old bugger down into a tight and trim goatee. I was horrified by what I saw staring back at me in the mirror! I could hardly believe it was even me. In fact, it looked like the top half of my face with a miniature interloper clinging to the bottom. Just when I had almost forgotten about my recessed chin!

    I have pledged "Never again!". As soon as I land a new job, I am letting some real facial hair move in and I am not shaving it for the world. Men without facial hair aren't. Period.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    Men without facial hair aren't. Period.
    Amen my brother. I've had a full beard since I was 15
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    I like to have a little stubble, it makes me look sexy. But I can't go without shaving for longer than a week, after that it gets too long and it starts to bug me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
    I'm jealous. I'm 23, and the best I can do is a joe-dirt look. So usually I just stay clean-shaven.
    Same, I tried but I look like a wet cat, the manliest thing I can realistically do is using ol'fishermen's after-shave

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    I have a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow because I'm too lazy to shave closer in the morning.
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    I agree OP, I feel naked when I shave. I let it grow until the manager makes me shave it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Same, I tried but I look like a wet cat, the manliest thing I can realistically do is using ol'fishermen's after-shave

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    lol, that website is funny, but absurd. I hope that is not meant to be taken seriously. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    I hope that is not meant to be taken seriously. :P
    Of course not I already said it was for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Of course not I already said it was for you
    lol, you must run the site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    lol, that website is funny, but absurd. I hope that is not meant to be taken seriously. :P
    I like that website, some articles were pretty silly yea but it didn't seem absurd to me

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    My beard is so long, I can't tell if they're pubes or not in the shower.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
    I'm jealous. I'm 23, and the best I can do is a joe-dirt look.
    I have the opposite problem. My beard is thick and enthusiastic, and needs daily shaving to be kept at bay. For a while I did the goatee thing.

    These days I stay clean-shaven. Face it, 99% of women prefer the smooth face.
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    I don't trust men with beards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I have the opposite problem. My beard is thick and enthusiastic, and needs daily shaving to be kept at bay. For a while I did the goatee thing.

    These days I stay clean-shaven. Face it, 99% of women prefer the smooth face.
    In my experience the more experienced women generally prefer facial hair.

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    I don't trust men with beards.
    Neither do most employers. It is the type of stereotyping, prejudice, and discrimination that most people ignore. Don't worry though, there is still hope for you.
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    As for facial hair, I have always looked towards the Middle East for inspiration. Now, there is certainly a difference between:

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    Avicenna is an inspiration to all of us; not just for his prowess in the fields of medicine and philosophy, but also his excellent beard; knowledgeable, yet with style. The Iranian, medieval Stephen Fry.

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    It ain't gonna get much better than Sultan Qaboos' facial hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    In my experience the more experienced women generally prefer facial hair.



    Neither do most reporters. It is the type of stereotyping, prejudice, and discrimination that most people ignore. Don't worry though, there is still hope for you.
    not true at all. women do not like beards especially experienced women because they are scratchy.... which can be problematic obviously at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    Neither do most employers. It is the type of stereotyping, prejudice, and discrimination that most people ignore. Don't worry though, there is still hope for you.
    They're hiding something. Why else would they wear a beard?

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    I had an inch long beard I guess, but I had to shave it for a thing. I looked like I did before I had a beard. So surprising.

    I don't like shaving because stubble is almost painful. Beard also hides some acne, so I guess that's a plus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I have the opposite problem. My beard is thick and enthusiastic, and needs daily shaving to be kept at bay. For a while I did the goatee thing.

    These days I stay clean-shaven. Face it, 99% of women prefer the smooth face.
    Only rich women like beards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I have the opposite problem. My beard is thick and enthusiastic, and needs daily shaving to be kept at bay. For a while I did the goatee thing.

    These days I stay clean-shaven. Face it, 99% of women prefer the smooth face.
    That could only be because 99% of men don't have my beard.

    With good grooming any problems with beards are mitigated. If I keep my beard short it's not even scratchy.

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    I'm not allowed to shave my whole beard of. Then again I look 16 without it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moros View Post
    I'm not allowed to shave my whole beard of. Then again I look 16 without it.
    I'll take the bait. Who forbids you to shave?

    For myself, I shave every 2 or 3 days. I don't like it but I have a girlfriend and a job.
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    i agree... but not tooo much..:)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    I have decided that a man's face is meant to have facial hair. A male face without it is unnatural, perverse, and possibly Satanic. I have been laid up on account of a broken ankle for the last 4 1/2 months, and have not really been trimming my beard. For about the last month it has been down to my solar plexus and pretty unkept. Since I will be walking (hopefully) by mid-Feb to early March and will be looking for a new job, I decided to shave the old bugger down into a tight and trim goatee. I was horrified by what I saw staring back at me in the mirror! I could hardly believe it was even me. In fact, it looked like the top half of my face with a miniature interloper clinging to the bottom. Just when I had almost forgotten about my recessed chin!

    I have pledged "Never again!". As soon as I land a new job, I am letting some real facial hair move in and I am not shaving it for the world. Men without facial hair aren't. Period.
    Funnily enough I have a few things to say about this:

    1. 4.5 months for a broken ankle??????? Man up and get some crutches, 2-3 weeks at most, pathetic :P

    2. Shaving is the work of the devil, but, beards are, well, just not right so the only solution is designer stubble hence the istubble, google it as I can't be arsed linking it.

    So, in conclusion, a man's face is supposed to have hair on it, but, it's only supposed to have enough that you don't have to shave with a razor and you don't get that itchy feeling when you're beard grows in. Case closed, the prosecution rests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra View Post
    Funnily enough I have a few things to say about this:

    1. 4.5 months for a broken ankle??????? Man up and get some crutches, 2-3 weeks at most, pathetic :P

    2. Shaving is the work of the devil, but, beards are, well, just not right so the only solution is designer stubble hence the istubble, google it as I can't be arsed linking it.

    So, in conclusion, a man's face is supposed to have hair on it, but, it's only supposed to have enough that you don't have to shave with a razor and you don't get that itchy feeling when you're beard grows in. Case closed, the prosecution rests.
    lol, I do have crutches and started going to school only 2 weeks after my surgery. What I mean by laid up is that I have been spending most of my time sitting at home, and only leave the house for school, therapy, or doctor's appointments. And if you new the extent of my injuries, I believe you would think that quite brave.
    As far as designer stubble, what are you, a 13 year old girl? Seriously, if you care so much and put all that work into maintaining you perfectly groomed artwork, then something is wrong. Crap, one of the upsides of having a beard is that you save time because you don't have to shave! Now stop being a wuss, and go out and grow a real beard!
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    Ah, you've taken that the wrong way, by no means am I a George Michael clone, by designer stubble I mean anything between 1-6 day's growth, after that it looks like you've got nits.

    All that being said I'm curious to know where you live that has 13 year old girls with designer stubble, and, if this has a bearing on your other thread

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