Focus on... Yakuza! (Mafia game) - Concluded

[Arjos]

Vote: Yaropolk

You're no fun anymore! XD

[Askthepizzaguy]

BTW strategy fans.

This is a variable alignment game. Your objective should be to want to be picked by the Yakuza as their eventual Yak.... yak-ee? Yank? York?

Basically you want to be yakked.

The other objective is to not be lynched. Which is why I'm voting Chaotix for his silly pro-town mutterings and all that nonsense about voting Pizzaguy.

Oh also, this is not WIFOM. Mafia I am not the cop and even if I were, pick me. Later, not now.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, and I suppose I need to blow smoke at the town too.

I am a townie. So far. And I won't vote for you unless you're just asking for it, like Chat-o-ix the breakfast cereal over there poking the bee's nest.

You want to kill a mafia, lynch someone else. You want to lynch me later, I'm probably mafia then. Otherwise stay out of my way and maybe I'll just assume you're townie for no good reason.

[Askthepizzaguy]

In closing, I'm very anti-town and won't be hunting scum at all.



If you lynch me for being honest about this, I will laugh at you and seriously not care.

Edit: I may or may not place a perfunctory single vote on some lucky candidate unlikely to be lynched, later in any given round, right at that point where it is highly unlikely they get lynched.

In truth, the only reason I'm going to do that much is to give me something to do every round, and to give the mafia more options for the counter-bandwagon to save themselves. Now, you can wipe that smirk off my face by joining this hypothetical wagon, and watching me accidentally lynch a mafioso based on your sudden reasonless counter-wagon. That would be hilarious and I encourage you to do so.

[LazyMcCrow]

So - If I understand you right, are you saying that you're too bored to be a good townie and can mafia please recruit you at a late enough stage in the game for you to win - oh and also that you'll be helping mafia stay alive in the meantime?
Really?
My vote stays on you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So - If I understand you right, are you saying that you're too bored to be a good townie and can mafia please recruit you at a late enough stage in the game for you to win - oh and also that you'll be helping mafia stay alive in the meantime?
Really?
My vote stays on you.

Not too bored to be a good townie. Too unsympathetic to the cause. Reason: The above "reasoning" catches no scum but is typical of most townie efforts.

It makes me squee when bad townies die. I'll lynch you after Chaotix. Chances are good you're playing supertownie to hide your actual scumness.

[LazyMcCrow]

Not too bored to be a good townie. Too unsympathetic to the cause. Reason: The above "reasoning" catches no scum but is typical of most townie efforts.

It makes me squee when bad townies die. I'll lynch you after Chaotix. Chances are good you're playing supertownie to hide your actual scumness.

Meh. I've no scumminess yet. I'd say it was more likely that you're playing the disinterested neutral to hide yours :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Here's how townies will/should behave in this game:

"We're practically mafia already. Kill whoever annoys me!"

Here's how mafia will behave, if they're being silly.

"Rabble rabble rabble rabble! They're not acting townie enough! This is anti-town! Lynch him!"

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lazy, you be frontin'. I keepin' it real, dawg. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[Chaotix]

Here's how townies will/should behave in this game:

"We're practically mafia already. Kill whoever annoys me!"

Here's how mafia will behave, if they're being silly.

"Rabble rabble rabble rabble! They're not acting townie enough! This is anti-town! Lynch him!"

Idiot. The mafia aren't going to recruit you if you act like the mafia.

You have to act like a townie to get recruited. Can't you see what I'm doing here?

[SalmonSoil]

VOTE: Askthepizzaguy

I think hes trying to make it seem like its "impossible" for him to be scum through use of some risky anti-town talk. Also, because of this the Yakuza are unlikely to recruit him as he is too much of a gamble for them. Surely he would of known this? So either: he is scum and should be lynched, or he is innocent and will never be scum (so there is no point saving him as Yak-bait) and will never help the town, in which case his loss is not so tragic.

P.S. I am sorry for the no vote on day two. I was traveling and had expected internet access at my destination but was woefully disappointed. I now have secured internet access so this is unlikely to occur in the future.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'll investigate myse-elf!

Also you just know some putz will investigate me N1-3, so leave me as investigation bait.