This is absolutely ridiculous and I'm so glad that I got railroaded while I was asleep and didn't even have the chance to defend myself.

Seriously guys, this was the easiest thing in the world to make up a story to get out of a lynch. Which two people had the most unusual deaths? Csar and Yaro. What's a good way to deflect pressure? Lump yourself in with them, without proof, and invent a story saying you can't kill, thereby absolving you of all sins. Absolutely convenient. What a crock. If I had known you guys were going to fall for this hook, line, and sinker, I would have taken him more seriously last night. Lynch him with extreme prejudice tomorrow.