Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
Oooh, I've got awful luck with cars. I got hit while walking on the side of the road when I was 17 by a Drunk Driver--no injuries other than a bruised ass. After I got my first car, I got T-Boned by someone who ran a red light--no injuries but I had to replace a door. And then at the very end of my deployment to Iraq I got run over by my medic who was driving an ambulance humvee, and hadn't slept in days but hadn't told anyone (out of some misguided work ethic), so he was delirious at the wheel--that one mangled my foot and cut my deployment short by a month, but I recovered with a slight limp.

Me and non-tracked vehicles don't get along, at all.

Warning, kind of gross picture: Here's my foot back in late '09
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"I need a med...Never mind, there's one right there. Hey buddy. Give me a ride."