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    Let's someone has a great grandmother
    Let's the great gandmother was a German Jew
    Let's say this fact was hidden from the rest of the very WASPy family.
    Now let's say the couple had a child
    A Girl
    This Girl grew up and had a child
    A Girl
    This Girl had a child
    A boy

    Is this boy considered a jew due to being 1/16th Jewish but having been shot out of exclusively Jewish uterueses?

    Will this allow the boy to complete 1 of 2 main goals in life (marry a nice Jewish girl, the other is dying of alcohol poisoing on a boat just after having fished something)

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    Default Re: A Question About Jewishness

    I think by any standards, the child is Jewish. So yes, he's a Jew.

    Who's the lucky ex-Goy?
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    Default Re: A Question About Jewishness

    A Jew in the sense of being descended from Judah son of Israel?

    Or a Jew as people use the term today, meaning a descendent from the Turco-Mongol Khazars?

    Which is it?
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    Default Re: A Question About Jewishness

    David Cross has a good riff on this one. Can't find a YouTube, but he mimics an exchange between himself and rabbi, who keeps coming back to, "Yes, but was your mother's vagina Jewish?"

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    Check with stormfront.
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    To accomplish goal #1, if you aren't already, you will probably need to get circumcised.
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    One form of being Jewish is matriarchal. So by being of a line of females of Jewish descent would not make the boy 1/16 th Jewish but instead 100%
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