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    Now I know every country makes some mistakes. God knows the US does. But when it comes to reality TV, only two things excuse high ratings for reality TV. 1. If it is original. or 2. If it is full of crazy people/people hired to be crazy.

    "Farmer Wants a Wife" is NEITHER OF THOSE. Now the US has watched some really dumb things, I mean really dumb things. But even we looked at Farmer Wants A Wife and said, "Put that crap on the CW network and give it one season." You Australians have not only given it a second season, but the ratings increased by an average of 190,000 people. Then you proceeded to churn out ​4 more seasons.

    Explain yourselves Aussies.

    EDIT: I posted this here, because I am pretty sure the language in this thread might get a bit heated.
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    Is it really 16 seasons, or are they just re-running one season and photoshopping all the faces every year?


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    In a country where 90% of the creatures or environment can kill you, shouldn't their TV shows provide the same risk?
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    We have way too much cheap and nasty TV ie reality shows. It is the cheapest way that channels can meet their australian produced quotas.

    As for deadly reality TV just look at the Crocodile Hunter or Bondi Beach.

    There seems to be a ratings backlash at the moment in Australia against reality TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    We have way too much cheap and nasty TV ie reality shows. It is the cheapest way that channels can meet their australian produced quotas.

    As for deadly reality TV just look at the Crocodile Hunter or Bondi Beach.

    There seems to be a ratings backlash at the moment in Australia against reality TV.
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    We have a Dutch version of this show; never knew that it was a copy of a foreign format, allthough I should have expected so.

    The only reality show that appeals to me even slightly is Expeditie Robinson, which is more or less the Dutch version of Survivor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    We have way too much cheap and nasty TV ie reality shows. It is the cheapest way that channels can meet their australian produced quotas.
    So are your quotas the same as ours, one third?

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    There seems to be a ratings backlash at the moment in Australia against reality TV.
    It's happening all over, Canadian idol got canned years ago. These days only CBC and Discovery Canada produce reality shows. Canadas biggest know-it-all, ugh! Hand grenades for all involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Now I know every country makes some mistakes. God knows the US does. But when it comes to reality TV, only two things excuse high ratings for reality TV. 1. If it is original. or 2. If it is full of crazy people/people hired to be crazy.

    "Farmer Wants a Wife" is NEITHER OF THOSE. Now the US has watched some really dumb things, I mean really dumb things. But even we looked at Farmer Wants A Wife and said, "Put that crap on the CW network and give it one season." You Australians have not only given it a second season, but the ratings increased by an average of 190,000 people. Then you proceeded to churn out ​4 more seasons.

    Explain yourselves Aussies.

    EDIT: I posted this here, because I am pretty sure the language in this thread might get a bit heated.
    When you posted the title "I have a problem with all the Australian's on the org here.", it's almost as if all Australians on this forum are to blame for this ... umm... "quality" TV show.

    I never watched that show. Then again, I don't watch any TV, since most shows are anyway.


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    Almost every country has a show about farmers seeking a wife.

    It was started in the UK. So the American one is also a copy. Though the US one was revamped to be something between the Bachelor and Survivor…

    All of it is cheap junk to fill the time between commercials.

    If no one watches it, it still makes money.

    It would seem only the Brits are making really good shows these days.

    Someone from the US complaining about someone else’s Reality TV is quite rich though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fisherking View Post
    It would seem only the Brits are making really good shows these days.
    Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Damages.......?????

    Someone from the US complaining about someone else’s Reality TV is quite rich though.

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    Survivor is the only reality show I watch.

    But there are two that I could be tempted by. First up - The Littlest Groom, brought to you by Exploitation Inc.



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    Most of the programs (and I'm not just talking about reality TV unfortunately), especially on the 3 commercial channels, are rubbish. The news and current affairs, while way better than Fox (not that that is comforting) is terrible and getting worse. Leading off nightly news with celebrity gossip and fashion shows? Err, not what I'd call "news".

    I pretty much only watch ABC and SBS.
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    The Australian's what? His barbecues? The camels?

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    We had a show here called Cabin Fever or some derivation of that where some people were supposed to sail a ship around Ireland.

    Why anyone thought a group of inexperienced people could sail a ship in our Atlantic waters is beyond me, naturally the boat sank off County Donegal.
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    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    In a country where 90% of the creatures or environment can kill you, shouldn't their TV shows provide the same risk?
    You forgot the part where it's also populated by a bunch of criminals, but spot on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    You forgot the part where it's also populated by a bunch of criminals, but spot on.
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    Never be in a land in Asia and never bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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    Some American complaining about our shows. Remember that when you point the finger three are point towards you. There is just so much crap out of the States that it is far worse than anything we have done. Real Housewives rubbish, Jersey Shore. The list can go on forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by classical_hero View Post
    Some American complaining about our shows. Remember that when you point the finger three are point towards you. There is just so much crap out of the States that it is far worse than anything we have done. Real Housewives rubbish, Jersey Shore. The list can go on forever.
    Still, it's a nice counterpoint to those who post clips of Ozzie kids always talking about the U.S. What's their beef? McDonald's not buying enough Kangaroo meat for their burgers?

    That's a joke BTW. It's old and may not translate well.


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    I think the show looks good. Chaz Bono would make it better
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    I think the show looks good. Chaz Bono would make it better
    He makes all Aus TV better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    We have way too much cheap and nasty TV ie reality shows.
    The cheapest and nastiest of all is Border Security. The reality show that the Nazis would have made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey View Post
    The cheapest and nastiest of all is Border Security. The reality show that the Nazis would have made.
    Yes, the promos (since I refuse to watch it, not to mention nearly anything on the 3 commercial channels) seem very much like the show is all about "what did this dodgy foreigner(s) do this week? What outrageous illegal things will they be charged with?". Seems like there are big bonus points if the person is Asian/African/doesn't 'look Australian' (ie non white).

    But when we have shows like Today Tonight and ACA, the bar is set awfully low.
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