I had a strange dream

[Shaka_Khan]

I dreamt that I was in bed with a girl. I saw that she was hairier than an average man. Her hair was dark so it was even more visible on her skin. I don't know who she is. The current girl who is attracted to me in real life has lighter hair. I don't know how hairy she is because I met her during the cold winter and she was always fully clothed. She said that she was a little hairy, but it was hard to see because of her fair hair. Later in the dream, I was married to someone (probably the girl with light hair) who became my boss. I wonder what this whole dream means?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Bro, that was no girl. That was ​me.

[PanzerJaeger]

She said that she was a little hairy...

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation.

[Strike For The South]

Sounds like you went to be with an Italian woman

[Graphic]

Sounds like you went to be with an Italian woman

I was going to reply "it means you shouldn't date Persians" but I thought it would be in poor taste.

[Strike For The South]

I was going to reply "it means you shouldn't date Persians" but I thought it would be in poor taste.

Momma didn't have time for tact

[rajpoot]

Did you wake up screaming or what?

[Ibrahim]

I dreamt that I was in bed with a girl. I saw that she was hairier than an average man. Her hair was dark so it was even more visible on her skin. I don't know who she is. The current girl who is attracted to me in real life has lighter hair. I don't know how hairy she is because I met her during the cold winter and she was always fully clothed. She said that she was a little hairy, but it was hard to see because of her fair hair. Later in the dream, I was married to someone (probably the girl with light hair) who became my boss. I wonder what this whole dream means?

you subconsciously want the lady who is attracted to you to be in your bed, and wish (also subconsciously) that she were darker haired. or the darker color might be a reflection of the fact that you met her in the winter or sth.

[Fragony]

Dreams are weird, I dream up people I never met and places I haver never been with amazing detail. Dreams don't actually mean something they are a pressure valve.

[Peasant Phill]

I dreamt this weekend that I was in South America with an old uni professor for something illegal. When I sat down at the front of the hotel I was staying at, an asian toddler came to me and sat on my lap.

Should I:
1) start dealing cocaine
2) go back to uni
3) start thinking about having kids (again)
4) start something romantic with someone of the asian persuasion?

[Graphic]

I dreamt this weekend that I was in South America with an old uni professor for something illegal. When I sat down at the front of the hotel I was staying at, an asian toddler came to me and sat on my lap.

Should I:
1) start dealing cocaine
2) go back to uni
3) start thinking about having kids (again)
4) start something romantic with someone of the asian persuasion?

Zis is a classic case of your unconscious desire to posses an Asian toddler.

I prescribe cocaine.

[Fragony]

I dreamt this weekend that I was in South America with an old uni professor for something illegal. When I sat down at the front of the hotel I was staying at, an asian toddler came to me and sat on my lap.

Should I:
1) start dealing cocaine
2) go back to uni
3) start thinking about having kids (again)
4) start something romantic with someone of the asian persuasion?

I can turn this into something really sick don't tempt me

[Shaka_Khan]

Bro, that was no girl. That was ​me.

Come to think of it, I never saw the front side of her! She just approached backwards towards me. She turned her head slightly towards me though. At first I thought she had a tan, but it turned out to be hair when she got closer.

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation.

Her: "Your legs in your photo...you seem to be hairless down there."

Me: "Not all guys have hairy legs."

Her: "I thought all the guys were like my dad. You don't have hair on your chest either?"

Me: "I don't have hair here either. If you could enter the guys' sauna then you'd see that there are various degrees of hairiness amongst the men. Are you hairy?"

Her: "I have very thin hair on my legs and it's fair hair so it's hard to see against my skin."

Sounds like you went to be with an Italian woman

I met a sexy Italian-American waitress at a pizza restaurant in Queens, New York City. She had a beautiful smile. She greeted me as if I was a guest in her home. I would've spent the time to get to know her if I lived in that city.

I was going to reply "it means you shouldn't date Persians" but I thought it would be in poor taste.

I hear the Persian guys say this too, but I think they say this to protect their women.

Did you wake up screaming or what?

I stared at the ceiling in silence.

you subconsciously want the lady who is attracted to you to be in your bed, and wish (also subconsciously) that she were darker haired. or the darker color might be a reflection of the fact that you met her in the winter or sth.

Or maybe she wants to be in bed with me...The darker hair might mean that her hair is naturally dark...

Dreams are weird, I dream up people I never met and places I haver never been with amazing detail. Dreams don't actually mean something they are a pressure valve.

Yes. I'm trying not to get too close to her, but destiny is suggesting otherwise.

I dreamt this weekend that I was in South America with an old uni professor for something illegal. When I sat down at the front of the hotel I was staying at, an asian toddler came to me and sat on my lap.

Should I:
1) start dealing cocaine
2) go back to uni
3) start thinking about having kids (again)
4) start something romantic with someone of the asian persuasion?

I remember dreaming about going back to the 4th grade elementary school. Several years later, I dated a girl who was a 4th grader when I had that dream.

In the future, maybe you're going to date an Asian girl who's actually a toddler at this moment.

[Peasant Phill]

...

I remember dreaming about going back to the 4th grade elementary school. Several years later, I dated a girl who was a 4th grader when I had that dream.

In the future, maybe you're going to date an Asian girl who's actually a toddler at this moment.

That would mean there'll be an age difference of more than 25 years, so something for my midlife crisis then. I do have a soft spot for Asiatic women though.

[Moros]

That would mean there'll be an age difference of more than 25 years, so something for my midlife crisis then. I do have a soft spot for Asiatic women though.

Well that's one mystery solved.

What about you might be afraid she doesn't think you are manly, because of how little hair and all you have? My leg hair is longer and thicker than yours?

[rajpoot]

I stared at the ceiling in silence.

You were so shocked that you could not even scream?

BTW you need to see this movie. Dream women can often turn out to be something else.