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My McDOnaldsd got rid of the playground because the kiddies were getting burns on the equipment during the summer. Now my location acts like a 2nd, more hip, senior center. Where seniors can order a senior sized coffee and hang around talking to each other for 4 hours, getting free refills.

Of course, liberal sensitivities aside, you are an elitist. There is only one clown per location (if that). By definition you are the 1%.

A little OT,
But the district tried to recruit me to go to the super secretive "Ronald McDonald School." They explained that there were only a a couple of dozen RMs around north and south america, and that I would not be able to tell most people what I did for a living, and that on trips I would have handlers who would feed me, open doors for me and act as McD secret service to keep me out of compromising situations, presumably all this to keep up the illusion that RM is "magical."

As a 19 year with high hopes for myself, I scoffed at the idea

Sometimes, while parked outside a fraudsters home for 3 days, peeing in bottles and crapping in a box in the backseat, I scoff at my 19 year old self.