Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]

[SalmonSoil]

Indeed we could, but it's already been said:

Awkward. I even checked to make sure it hadn't.

[LazyMcCrow]

Vote: Andres

Because I can only log on about once every two days and you continually rejected my idea that Diana dying was a fantastic idea.

I didn't mind your idea, but this was always a better one. vote: Andres

[Andres]

So LazyMcCrow. So far, you always voted for me. I don't recall you ever giving an explanation for your vote.

[LazyMcCrow]

So LazyMcCrow. So far, you always voted for me. I don't recall you ever giving an explanation for your vote.

I voted for Zaccino yesterday when it was apparent that no-one else was going to vote for you. He is scum if you are not. Your scum double if you will. But I am certain that you are scum and I have never given an explanation for voting you, as I have never been asked. Why ask now? Because you have two votes against you instead of just one?

[Andres]

Why ask now? Because you have two votes against you instead of just one?

Exactly.

Are you going to answer or will you continue to avoid the question, in the proces throwing some more veiled accusations/insinuations my way?

[Kagemusha]

Vote: LazyMcCrow.Please tell us more about Andres and Zaccino connection. From where do you draw these conclusions?

[LazyMcCrow]

Vote: LazyMcCrow.Please tell us more about Andres and Zaccino connection. From where do you draw these conclusions?

Andres - I can just smell.
Zaccino is an afterthought, but the tone of his posts is much more involved than I have noticed from him in other games. I have no idea of posting behaviour and have not paid much attention to this game since the first couple of days, but I bet if Andres is lynched the kill rate will drop.

[Zack]

Zaccino is an afterthought, but the tone of his posts is much more involved than I have noticed from him in other games.

I'm typically among the top posters in a mafia game.

[LazyMcCrow]

I'm typically among the top posters in a mafia game.

I didn't mean your frequency of posting at all - more your level of seriousness

[Csargo]

So LazyMcCrow. So far, you always voted for me. I don't recall you ever giving an explanation for your vote.

That's hilarious that you would say that.

[Zack]

I didn't mean your frequency of posting at all - more your level of seriousness

My jovial exterior hides the cold, dark, serious monster inside.

[atheotes]

Vote: kagemusha.

[Andres]

That's hilarious that you would say that.

If it's hilarious, then why aren't you laughing? You're a liar! You're not finding this hilarious, otherwise you would be laughing.

"That's hilarious" has to be followed by "".

Unvote ; Vote : Csargo

[Csargo]

If it's hilarious, then why aren't you laughing? You're a liar! You're not finding this hilarious, otherwise you would be laughing.

"That's hilarious" has to be followed by "".

Unvote ; Vote : Csargo

Sorry, I forgot about the rules of hilarity. Won't happen again I assure you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I shall be asleep when the round ends, in a little bit. Please keep in mind the deadline will not be extended, and that further votes won't count after that.


W_E: Jarema, Chaotix
Csargo: Andres
Andres: Ishmael, Issaikhaan, LazyMcCrow
Chaotix: Zaccino
Jarema: Csargo, W_E
Lazy: Kagemusha
Kagemusha: atheotes

[Askthepizzaguy]

"I've figured it out. Andres wants to host this mafia." said Ishmael.

"Bye!" said Askthepizzaguy, as he dove into an open grave and began frantically covering himself with soil.




"....That's probably a good sign, right?" said Khaan.

"I've got a good feeling about this." said LazyMcCrow confidently.



The skies turned black, and a torrent of frogs and snakes and little tiny bunny rabbits began falling from the heavens. Also, rain.







"WHO DARES DISTURB MY NAP?" said Andres.

"It is I, Ishmael. I have come to meekly accuse your Great and Powerfulness of.... of.... whatever it is being guilty means in this game."

"YOU'RE WRONG." said Andres, who proceeded to drink a gallon of ale in a single sip.

"Oh, okay. Nevermind then." said Ishmael. "My apologies, O glorious drinker of alcohol."

LazyMcCrow: "Hey, don't just let up on him because he's insanely powerful. YO, ANDRES!"

"WHAT?" came the reply, as the ground trembled underneath Lazy's feet.

LazyMcCrow: "Uh, nothing."

issaikhaan: "Let me handle this."

LazyMcCrow: "Have at it, buddy."

issaikhaan: "You're the one that wants to host this game, Andres. Now, just admit it, and we'll play a nice little game, and you can wreak as much havoc as you like."

"I ALREADY DO."

issaikhaan: "Right. Then I have no choice. I challenge you to a drinking contest."

"WHAT?"

issaikhaan: "You and me. Drinking contest. Loser has to host this game."

"HOLD ON, LET ME FINISH MY BEER FIRST."

issaikhaan: "Sure, I'll wait."

Andres summoned the entire supply of beer from northern Europe, and chugged it.

"OK, READY."

Issaikhaan: "Here are the rules. Contained in the goblet of wine in front of me, is wine. There may or may not be poison in the wine..."

"NOPE. I JUST DRANK IT. THERE WAS NO POISON IN IT."

Issaikhaan calmly poured wine into another goblet.

Issaikhaan: "As I was saying. Contained in the goblet is wine. We will take turns drinking out of the goblet of wine until one of us cannot continue."

Andres tossed the entire goblet in his mouth, chewed it up, and then spat out a dozen smaller goblets.

"YOUR TURN."

Issaikhaan filled each of the dozen smaller goblets, and took a single sip of wine.

Issaikhaan: "You're up, Andres."

Andres chugged each one of the dozen goblets of wine, and spat out a dozen more goblets for each one that he drank.

"MORE."

Issaikhaan began pouring wine into the 144 goblets.

The sound of the pouring went on for nearly an hour.

Soon, it became too much for Andres' bladder, and he was forced to excuse himself and use the bathroom.

Issaikhaan took a second sip of wine.

Andres was still answering nature's call nearly an hour later, so Issaikhaan was declared the winner of the drinking contest.

Later, Andres was found unconscious, with a beer tap in his mouth. A single gunshot wound to the forehead seemed to indicate that he was dead... but you never really can tell with Andres.







Possibly alive enough to host this game: [15/33]

atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Csargo
Double A
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [18/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres


Begin Night Six.

[Askthepizzaguy]

*tap tap tap*

The noise was coming from the bedroom window. The occupant of the bedroom just kept snoring loudly. A bright light began to glow outside, shining into the unlit room, as if searching for something.

*tap tap tap*

"Five more minutes. I just went to bed. Lemme alone."


*SMASH*

The window shattered, and the occupant of the bedroom sat straight up, and looked out the window groggily.

"Who... who are you?" he said, as he began rubbing his eyes.

A falsetto voice replied. The kind of falsetto voice that would make getting stabbed in the eyes with corkscrews seem pleasant by comparison.


"HELLOOOOOO!!!"


There in the window was a bizarre sight. It appeared to be a bearded man, in a frilly fairy costume, with angel wings. And he was.... flying.

"Okay. I give you points for originality, but it won't work. I know you're here to kill me, so just do it already."

"No, my little sugar dumpling. I am not here to murder you, for I am your fairy Godfather!"

"What."

"I am your guardian angel sent from above to warn you of danger! The mafia are coming to get you!"

"The mafia? I thought it was just deranged people who have an obsession with hosting a mafia game."

"Yes, but it's easier to just refer to them as the mafia!"

"Fair enough."

"You don't realize how important you are. Without you, all hope of saving the rest of them will be lost! I must take you from this place."

"I'm just a vanilla townie. Err, I mean, some dude who doesn't want to host this Mafia."

"There is more going on than you realize. Just remember who came up with the premise. Expect the unexpected!"

"Yeah, you're right. Pizza is a loon, therefore, I suppose I should be open-minded."

"Yes, exactly! Since when does Pizza ever host simple vanilla games? There's much more going on here. And I will show you, but time is running out! You must come with meeeeeee."

*a loud knock is heard on the door of the bedroom*

"Who in the world could that be, at this hour?"

"It's them! It's the mafia! Come with me, I will be your guardian angel! I will protect you from harm!"

"You will? You're... going to save my life tonight?"

"Yes! Yes my sweet little butterball. You must make haste, come and I will take you away to the gathering place for all of the fairies! You must promise never to reveal to anyone the nature of this secret hideout. Do you promise?"

"Yes strange bearded man wearing a frilly dress hanging around my bedroom, I promise to keep your secret from everyone! Now take me! Take me away and be my angel! Show me your hidden magical place, and cover me in your pixie dust!"

"That's the spirit! I'll take you in my arms and we'll fly! Fly, fly away!"

Double A leaped into the arms of the bearded man, and they began to sail off into the night sky.

"Say, is that a harness and a rope strapped to your back?

"Yeah. It's, uh.... all part of the magical mystery of fairies, kid."

"That doesn't seem very magical. Is that a blimp that we're hanging from?"

"Naw, it's a flock of winged unicorns. And they're being piloted by shiny golden leprechauns."

"So where is this magical place you're taking me to?"

"It's an enchanted castle, guarded by a rainbow-colored dragon made entirely out of the hopes and dreams of innocent children."

"........"

"We're here! We're at the enchanted castle, where all the magical fairies gather."

"I don't see anything."

The bearded man leaned in closer, and whispered into Double A's ear.

"You have to BELIEVE in fairies to get inside the castle. Do you believe?"

"Not really."

"Okay then, I guess I'll just take you back home where the murderous gangsters are waiting for you. I thought you wanted to see inside the enchanted castle, but I guess I was wrong...."

"Ok fine, I do believe in fairies."

"You don't really mean it. Back to the murderous gangsters you go!"

"Yes! Yes I do, I swear! I really do believe in fairies!"

"Well.... I'm still not sure."

"Please mister fairy Godfather, sir! I swear, on my life, I do believe in fairies! I do, I do, I do! I believe in fairies with all of my heart!"

"YAY! Now prepare yourself, for the human eye can scarcely imagine the wonders you're about to behold!"

"I believe in fairies! I believe in fairies!"

"PREPARE TO BE WOWED!"

The bearded man hurled Double A as hard as he could, and Double A plummeted several hundred feet, eventually landing on top of Captain Blackadder, who was out for an evening stroll. The end result sort of looked like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, smashed repeatedly with a sledgehammer, and sprinkled with bone fragments.




"Heh heh heh... ah.... that was a good one." said the bearded fairy.





Possibly alive enough to host this game: [13/33]

atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [20/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A


Begin Day Seven.

[LazyMcCrow]

vote: Zaccino

[Ishmael]

ATPG, before I vote for anybody can I ask if anyone is on the brink of WoGing?

EDIT: Also, nice write-up, although it does seem a little cruel on Double A to make him profess his belief in fairies before killing him (and if that was your touch mafia, it was downright nasty. And would narrow the suspects down a little ).

[Askthepizzaguy]

I've no plans to enforce any WOGs, as there are no mandatory minimums for participation in the game rules.

[Diana Abnoba]

poor Double A, was just a little cruel to make him profess before he died, but funny as

[Diana Abnoba]

Guys, can you lynch Chaotix and possibly Kagemusha, then see where we are at.

[Chaotix]

Guys, can you lynch Chaotix and possibly Kagemusha, then see where we are at.

What did I ever do?

Vote: Lazy

for the unexplained vote.

[Jarema]

ok, let it be vote:Chaoix

[Zack]

Diana, I've been trying to lynch those two all game, but no one will follow me.

Vote: Chaotix

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Kagemusha

On my gut. Something's not right with Kage. Like, being the mafia. Or something.

[Ishmael]

vote: Zaccino. Having re-read the thread, he seems to have jumped on 'easy' votes most of the time (his vote above being a case in point).

[Zack]

vote: Zaccino. Having re-read the thread, he seems to have jumped on 'easy' votes most of the time (his vote above being a case in point).

This is not the first round I've voted Chaotix.

You are the one who has been "woe is me, vanilla games are hard, so let's go for the easy lynch and get lurkers." Do not accuse me of your wrongdoings.

Unvote, Vote: Ishmael

[Chaotix]

This is not the first round I've voted Chaotix.

You are the one who has been "woe is me, vanilla games are hard, so let's go for the easy lynch and get lurkers." Do not accuse me of your wrongdoings.

Unvote, Vote: Ishmael

Despite the fact that Zaccino wants my head on a spike, a cursory examination of the last few pages has shown me that he's totally right about Ishmael.

Zacspresso's either exercising good townie behavior, or is a convincing mafia (at least this round).

Ishmael is more or less doing exactly what Zacchiato described him as doing, which speaks of a mafioso trying to seem engaged in finding the mafia without doing any actual work. (For those suspicious of me, compare that to me not really paying attention and voting for the first person I see in the thread)

Anyway, Unvote, Vote: Ishmael

I'm taking up a cause today. Also, I'm doing exactly what Ishmael does on most days. I hope you guys are taking notes or something, this is going to be brilliant.

[Kagemusha]

Diana, Maybe you might actually give some reason why you want me dead? Just because? And Khaan, You deserve the prize for the lamest vote of month awards.
"Something is not right with Kage." Tell me when everything was right about Kage? Lynching me by default is not the greatest of ideas. In any case i have to think a bit wo to vote and i need to drag my buttom to work before that.