Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]

[CountArach]

You felt the need to vote for someone and give a "legit" reason, but that "legit" reason you gave for voting was actually rubbish and sounded fabricated. That's why I think you're mafia.

And giving no reason at all provides no discussion. Backing someone into a situation where they have to make some sort of comment on the game is better than nothing. Look at the discussion you've generated here for example. That's what I was hoping for.

[Visor]

And giving no reason at all provides no discussion. Backing someone into a situation where they have to make some sort of comment on the game is better than nothing. Look at the discussion you've generated here for example. That's what I was hoping for.

I've got nothing to comment on. The bandwagon just spiralled out of control.

[Andres]

And giving no reason at all provides no discussion. Backing someone into a situation where they have to make some sort of comment on the game is better than nothing. Look at the discussion you've generated here for example. That's what I was hoping for.

You were hoping for being accused and deemed suspicious?

Something smells fishy about you.

[CountArach]

You were hoping for being accused and deemed suspicious?

Something smells fishy about you.

No I was hoping that Arjos would see himself being accused and get defensive.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Visorslash: Tiaexz, Zaccino, rickinator, DaveShack, atheotes, Ishmael, Greyblades, issaikhaan
Arjos: CountArach, SalmonSoil, Visorslash
Rickinator: BSmith, WhiteEyes
WhiteEyes: Kagemusha
CountArach: Andres, Jarema
Ishmael: Nightbringer
DaveShack: Chaotix
Andres: Csargo, LazyMccrow
GeneralHankerchief: Diana Abnoba, Double A


Lynchy lynchy lynchy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

"I still think you'd make an excellent game host, Chaotix mah boy."


Wait... what's that sound I hear? Why... it's the sound of some kind of wagon.


I hear horns... and drums.... and bass guitars... and... and... the harp.


Why, that's the sound of a bandwagon. Or maybe even a lynch bus. And it's picking up steam!


Now, it's not just a wagon.... it's a lynch train! ALL ABOARD!!!


Visorslash is being... railroaded.... by a lynch train! YAY!


"Was it something I said?"


Visorslash was run over by a bandwagon, thrown under the lynch bus, and railroaded by the lynch train.


All of a sudden, an aircraft carrier of mob justice dropped out of the clear blue sky and landed on Visorslash.


After a quick ride on the roflcopter, Visorslash was taken to the Backroom Hospital, where he was treated to the sounds of partisan bickering and other nonsense. He swiftly drank a gallon of bleach to eliminate the aftertaste. After that, he didn't feel much like hosting a mafia game, or even posting memes. In fact, he didn't feel much of anything. I believe his last words were, and I quote:

"Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh."

At least, that's what he wrote on his good-bye note. He must have died while writing it.








Possibly alive enough to host this game: [28/33]

Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [5/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash




BEGIN NIGHT TWO!


24 hours. Murders please.

[Jarema]

I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?

[Andres]

I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?

You've exceeded your PM box limits?

[BSmith]

I was going to say that it was his scumbuddy's turn to do the dirty work, but that is a good one too.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Apologies for the delay. When the phase ended I was fast asleep. Will post the results now, edit in funny(?) writeup later.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Runs-with-premise: "You want to host this game? How..... silly of you. Now, do me a favor, and stand back to back, I only have one bullet."

*BANG*

Nightbringer and Populus Romanus are dead.

This is reportedly How it happened.

A more accurate report will come later, when we send actual investigative reporters to the scene.




Possibly alive enough to host this game: [26/33]

Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Pharaoh Ramese II
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [7/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus




BEGIN DAY THREE

[Arjos]

That must have been some ricochet or marksmanship XD

Vote: GH

But could easily change it for one of the early wagoners from last day...

[LazyMcCrow]

What a surprise - Andres is still alive.

Vote: Andres

[Nightbringer]

I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?

Ummmmm?

Also, he had good reason to want me dead.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

So that I would join his mime game

[Zack]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief

Voting is open.

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief for reasons I stated last phase (post #226). You still haven't answered my question GH, from last phase, what your "voting closed" post was all about. I think you tried to manipulate us, and the vote tally. Not very townie behavior at all.

P.S.
loved that post Zack, very fitting.

[Chaotix]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief for reasons I stated last phase (post #226). You still haven't answered my question GH, from last phase, what your "voting closed" post was all about. I think you tried to manipulate us, and the vote tally. Not very townie behavior at all.

P.S.
loved that post Zack, very fitting.

I would think it was kind of obviously a joke. You may just be getting out of touch, Diana.

Or maybe... you're making a big deal out of it because you're the mafia!

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The deserved an exclamation point because I accused you of being mafia!

Vote: Diana!

[Beskar]

What a surprise - Andres is still alive.

Vote: Andres

That is a very good point. If I was the mafia, I would have killed both Andres and Chaotix, asap. Then I would have targeted all the other moderators! Then people would go "Tiaexz must be innocent, all the staff are dying!" then I would go "Mwahahaha I will win!" then I will successfully get johnhughthom lynched, who would be my sole doubter, and win the game. Not only would I get johnhughthom lynched, I would convince him he was infact the mafia all along then he would vote himself to be lynched on top!

[Populus Romanus]

Nooo, Im dead.

[Diana Abnoba]

I would think it was kind of obviously a joke. You may just be getting out of touch, Diana.

Or maybe... you're making a big deal out of it because you're the mafia!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The deserved an exclamation point because I accused you of being mafia!

Vote: Diana!

Why thanks Chaotix, this may explain why GH posted the "voting closed" post, he was trying to manipulate the vote to protect or bus you, his mafia partner. As you were tied for 1st with Seon at the time. Then you come to his defense, how sweet, trying to get me off this idea, by accusing me. But my friend, why can't he tell me that himself, he hasn't been around for a while, this phase or the last. Is he trying to wait this out, so he doesn't have to answer for his post. And as for it being a joke, I don't see it, it came out of left field, no other explanation, no one ask when the phase was ending in previous post... no I feel that you and GH are mafia, simple as that.

[Nightbringer]

I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?

no one commenting on this?

[Visor]

Somebody kill Andres, Chaotix, Diana and Zack. Then see where we are at.

[SalmonSoil]

vote: GeneralHankercheif

If it was a joke then he will tell us.

Tell us or die.

[Double A]

Like I said yesterday, I agree with Diana. Chaotix needs a good cannon-into-the-sun-ing as well.

vote: GH

[Visor]

Is this a lynch the people who make jokes games?

[Double A]

Yes. I'd be voting for Pizza if he wasn't already dead. Stop being so danged funny, confound it!

[Diana Abnoba]

Is this a lynch the people who make jokes games?

No, I love jokes. But it is a lynch the people who step in it, and get caught doing it game.

[Diana Abnoba]

I want to murder someone.
Why cant I?

no one commenting on this?

Don't worry Nightbringer, I've made a note of this, we will get to him soon.

[atheotes]

The case against GH doesnt hold for me. his post was perhaps misleading but too risky to do that as mafia.

due to the absence of anything better - Vote: Jarema

[rickinator9]

I can't choose: vote: Jarema