Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

"HEY! Nobody is hosting this Large Mafia!"




Everyone looked up at Askthepizzaguy. What was he on about this time?

"Well, it's just... you know, the Gameroom. It needs to have more Mafia!" said Askthepizzaguy.

Really? Again? Didn't they just host like eighty billion of them in a row? Give it a rest already. Go play outside, it's a beautiful day.








Ok, back yet? Yeah it's nice outside. Nice and boring. Come and play mafia with me. I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more mafia!

"Except, I can't host it. I'm too busy." said Askthepizzaguy. "You host it, GeneralHankerchief."

"Oh heck no. I need a vacation from this mess. Plus, I'm having trouble carrying all my shiny new Hall of Fame badges. You do it, issaikhaan."

"Pass." said issaikhaan.

"Kagemusha, it's your turn anyway."





".....I am not Kagemusha."




"....What?"





"I am the Tiger of Kai.

The great and glorious Daimyo known as Takeda Shingen!

The most skilled and powerful warrior in all the world!

You will show proper respect!"






"Ooooookay, Kagemusha's drunk. Who else we got? White_Eyes:D, why don't you host a game?"



White Eyes just shrieks and runs away.






"How about you.... Chaotix?"



"Me?"

"Yeah, Zorro. You know how to host. Stop just standing there and host a game, already!" "Alright, how about somebody new, like Pharaoh!"

"My name is Pharaoh Ramese II!"

"Okay, we got the smiley just fine, but I don't have a joke for that one. I like this smiley idea though, what else we got?"

CountArach:

Okay, good, because he's a Count. Got it. I want moar!

Introducing Askthepizzaguy's GUESS THE SMILEY FACE GAME!!!

Ummmm........

Double A?

Oh, that's a toughie.

LazyMcCrow!?

SalmonSoil.

Rickinator9. Duh. Come on, give me a harder one!

Believer.

Captain Blackadder of course.

......BSmith.

Greyblades.

Call me.... Ishmael?

Diana Abnoba!?!

Okay, hold on a second. Mister T!?!? Seriously? Now I'm curious.

Tiaexz.

Why, that's obviously Andres.

And now, the harder ones!

Dave-Shaq. Get it!?!

Nightbringer.

Robbiecon? Because he's a con man, in jail? Maybe? I have no idea.

Jar-ema!

And now I'm running out of smileys.... Man this is rough!

Why, it's cthulhu...tes...?

And look at Riedquat, over there, um.... ried-ing.

It's Arrrrrrrrrrjos!

POP-ulus Romanus

Ummm.... Visor-SLASH.

He can Ed-se into your future!

And there's C-sargo!

She-on?

And finally, the most obvious one of them all.

It's obviously Zaccino. How could you not see it?

Askthepizzaguy began laughing maniacally.


"Yes!!! Yes!!! This is much more fun than hosting a Mafia game! I think I'll just go through the top 100 posters on the .org and make sure they each have their own smiley faces!

HA HA HA!!!

HA HA HAAA!!!

HA HAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAAHHH!!!!!"







*BANG*





Askthepizzaguy has been shot!

He's dead.

What do you mean, who did it? Who cares! We've got a Mafia game to play. Now, who wants to host the game so badly that they'd shoot Askthepizzaguy? We will soon find out!







Possibly alive enough to host this game: [32/33]

Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Believer
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Seon
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [1/33]

Askthepizzaguy



BEGIN DAY ONE!

YOU MUST VOTE TO SEE WHO GETS TO HOST THIS GAME!!!

Kinda! That's the premise I'm going with. Just humor a dead Pizzaguy, all right?




Rules:

• You have 48 hours to vote during the day, 24 hours at night to twiddle your thumbs. Shouldn't be too hard.
• No quoting role PMs.
• No screenshots.
• No editing votes.
• Private communication allowed.
• The dead may speak.
• Votes must be bolded.
• Have fun, play nice, live long and prosper, or get lynched day one. But whatever you do, remember it's just a game, and be a good sport.
• I'm not playing the game and, yes, I'm dead already.
• Just your standard game, except the host is dead. No biggie, I don't do much of anything anyway.

Premise:

• The "mafia" sort of want to host this game. They'll kill anyone who tries to stop them. Look, fancy backstory! Better take a picture of it, before it escapes!

READYSETGO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greyblades]

Vote: AskthePizzaguy's ghost

[Zack]

Vote: Riedquat

1. Reading leads to knowledge.

2. Knowledge leads to power.

3. ???

4. Fear leads to the dark side!

[Visor]

Vote: Zaccino

How DARE you have more smileys then the mafia!

[Zack]

Vote: Riedquat

Because I had to edit that last post.

How DARE you have more smileys then the mafia!

*than

[Visor]

Bite me.

This is mafia, not grammer school.

[Zack]

Bite me.

This is mafia, not grammer school.

*grammar

[Visor]

Why are yoo doing this to me?

[Askthepizzaguy]

He was obviously talking about Kelsey Grammer, who brought us the character of Frasier Crane for 20 glorious years.


Ooops I forgot I'm dead! ACK!

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Zaccino

How DARE you have more smileys then the mafia!

How do YOU know he has more smileys then the mafia my friend, are you mafia and are mad he got more smileys the you. TMI me thinks.

Well if you want more smileys, I can give you more smileys, and my vote. Vote: Visorslash

[BSmith]

vote: Chaotix. I hear he has lots of spare time now... enough to host this thing anyway.

[Csargo]

Vote:CountArach

Take that!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Vote: Visorslash

I need somebody to carry all of my shiny new HoF badges around for me.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Actually crap, didn't realize he already had 2 on him.

Unvote: Visorslash
Vote: Believer

[CountArach]

Vote:CountArach

Take that!

You will not live to regret this. Scum.

Vote: Csargo

[Chaotix]

Vote: Riedquat

1. Reading leads to knowledge.

2. Knowledge leads to power.

3. ???

4. Fear leads to the dark side!

Hold on, Darth Zack. I thought you supported the Dark Side?

I'd vote for you, but it's too early for runaway bandwagons and my heart just couldn't take it if I was the one to seal your fate.

Vote: Visorslash

As I now have a stake in exactly how many posts this thread has, best get rid of the talkative ones first, I say.

[Montmorency]

Is that it?

Good...

Vote: Arjos for host.

[Arjos]

All those smilies are lovely! :D

Vote: Andres

He has booze, is there any other reason? ^^

[Diana Abnoba]

Very clever Pizza, all those smileys are adorable.


Vote: Monty for voting in a game he is not even signed up for.

[Montmorency]

Yeah, it was just a joke. After all, it would be pretty silly of me to forget...

[Askthepizzaguy]

"You know, we've got a large group of people here. Maybe Askthepizzaguy was right... maybe we should play a mafia game, right here in the Gameroom!"

Everyone looked at Seon.

"Am I correct when I hear that as 'I volunteer for the position of game host'?" asked Andres. "Maybe you don't yet realize my power as Forum Admin. I could force you to become the game host, or smite you with lightning bolts!"

"Well, I wasn't volunteering, per se... I was just saying, you know, maybe a nice game to pass the time." said Seon.

"Are you familiar with the term 'an offer you can't refuse'?" said Nightbringer. "We'd like you to host the game."

"That's okay. Really, I'm cool." said Seon.

"I'm pretty sure you'd make a great game host. I insist." said Chaotix.

"No, it's quite all right fellas! Maybe Chaotix could host it instead!" pleaded Seon.

"You first." said Chaotix.

"Do it! Do it!" said Double A and SalmonSoil.

"I vant to suck your blood! Ah ah ah ah!" said CountArach.

"Okay that was random and unnecessary. Perhaps we could put it to a vote!?" Seon said as he began slowly backing out of the Gameroom.

"Well it just so happens I have the results of the polling right here." said Andres, snapping his fingers. A deafening boom was heard throughout the entirety of the .org, and the sky began to tear itself apart. Lightning bolts, rain, hail, flaming rocks, and live frogs fell from the heavens... as well as a gigantic stone statue clutching a tablet, whereupon was carved the tally.

"Oh my goodness. I've never seen anyone make it rain before." said Seon.

"Yes, I'm quite good at that. I even used fresh water this time. The blood was a bit much." remarked Andres. "By the way, you're the new game host."

"D'oh." said Seon.

"So, what's the game gonna be?" asked Double A, curiously.

"It's gonna be.... an all-Jesters game. And they all have Force Breath." said Seon.

"Then there's only one question that needs to be asked. Will there be vampires?" asked CountArach.

"Yes. There will be vampire jesters, with Force Breath. Who are also secretly ninjas, who practice their martial arts from beyond the grave." said Seon.

"Wow. Zombie ninja vampire jesters with Force Breath!" said SalmonSoil. "That game sounds awesome."

"Not only that, but you're not allowed to type the letter t, or you get modkilled." said Seon. "So you can't even vote properly!"

"I've come back from the grave just to play a game that awesome." said Askthepizzaguy. "There's just one problem with that idea, Seon."

"What's that, zombie Askthepizzaguy, who is also a ninja vampire?" said Seon.

"Look behind you." said Askthezombieguy.










Two men wearing masks were standing right behind Seon, brandishing firearms. They fired their bunny launchers, gunning down the hapless Seon without mercy. Seon was dead before he hit the ground, buried underneath a pile of furry carnage.



"And I also died again for some reason" said Askthepizzaguy, who inexplicably suffered a fatal zombie ninja jester heart attack.







Possibly alive enough to host this game: [31/33]

Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Believer
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [2/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon




BEGIN NIGHT ONE!

[Greyblades]

What?
Bunny launchers?
What?
Vampire ninja zombie jesters?
What have I gotten myself into?

[Jarema]

The most teryfying thing is zombie ninja jester heart attack. If it can happen to zombie ninja jester, it can happen to anyone at any moment!

[CountArach]

In the words of Nicholas Cage... I'm a vampire.

[Visor]

Vampires suck. Liteally, but besides that, theyu are reatrded.

But ninjas are cool.

Watch the language, please.

-Chaotix

[God Emperor]

I would like to be in reserve :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

"So.... you think you can host this mafia?"

Edse just kept snoring.

"I think that's pretty funny. Hysterical, even. As a matter of fact, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. You make me laugh, Edse. You're quite the comedian. Or, perhaps, a clown. Do you like clowns, Edse? Because you remind me of a clown. I think your face just needs a few more finishing touches...."


_________________________________




Believer stirred in his sleep. He heard what sounded like a helicopter off in the distance. Yawning, he hopped out of bed and went down the hallway to the bathroom.

"Release the package." A shadowy figure ordered.

Believer didn't hear the trapdoor beneath the shipping container slide open. Believer didn't see the trapdoor releasing the contents of the suspended metallic box into a freefall. Believer didn't realize that one thousand bowling balls were about to drop silently through the air. Believer didn't know that they were being dropped from several thousand feet up, onto a freshly-painted bulls-eye. Believer didn't know that bulls-eye was painted on his roof, just above his bathroom.

Believer didn't realize that he was about to become the world's messiest bowling pin.

"Drat. Out of toilet paper."

As the first of many bowling balls struck him on the head, he realized that he would never again be able to squeeze the Charmin. And now, he is too dead to host this mafia. And he didn't even like to bowl.





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Edse heard the alarm go off, and rolled out of bed. He stumbled groggily toward the bathroom, flipped on the light switch, and looked in the mirror.

He saw a clown staring back at him.

"Not clowns! Anything but clowns!" screamed Edse. He ran toward the bathroom window and jumped out.

Except there was no bathroom window, so he ruined a perfectly good wall before he plummeted ten stories to his death on the concrete below.

On his way down, he decided to finally face his fear of clowns. He reached up and honked his big red nose.

"Hey, that's actually not so bad!" said Edse. "If only I had time to learn how to juggle!"

I regret to inform you, he did not learn how to juggle.











Possibly alive enough to host this game: [29/33]

Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [4/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse




BEGIN DAY TWO!


Day ends Monday April 23rd at 8AM eastern time, USA. (GMT-5)

[Greyblades]

...Dear lord I've been away way too long.

...I vote we bury ATPG's body under 10 ft of concrete before proceeding.

[Jarema]

If someone likes clowns, he also loves mimes...
C'mon, if you love mimes, sign up here

[DaveShack]

So many interesting ways to die.

Of course not much to go on this early. Let's start with someone on the Chaotix bandwagon, for example Visorslash.