"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Btw I actually don't advocate Diana's lynching, because a mafioso would actually take the time to substantiate a case that isn't one of the silliest things I've ever seen.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
What kills me the most about all of this is that my defense for this was actually already in the thread before any of you actually voted me for it.
I originally posted "Voting closed" as a joking way to set up what I thought would be a funny in-universe defense - ATPG, the actual host, naturally ignores my "official" post, which clears me of any wrongdoing. As expected, one of you took the bait...
...to which I immediately responded with the infallible logic that would clear me forever:
That was it. The joke was already over. It had - I thought - just been explained in full. Everybody could have a nice little chuckle about my cunning sense of humor and then get on with their mafia-lives.
Evidently not.
I guess I need to spell out the exact purpose of every joke post I make in the future.
Lesson learned.![]()
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
General Handkerchief got lynched the only time I forgot to vote for him, trust that.
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