1. 50 shades of grey. After 100 years of feminism, women prove all they want is to be dominated with some guy with money. The fact that someones fanfiction can turn into a bestseller is side turning

2. Building on my first point, Since when did creepiness replace romance? I mean I'm all for chains, hot wax, and massaing the prostate (male g-spot) but is this really the world you want to lose yourself in?

3. E-readers. If you own one of these the deepest pit of hell has a special place for you (Ohio). When Obama wins re-election and starts burning all the paper, you'll be sorry.

4. Excessively long fantasy books. Those hours spent reading 20,000 pages of George Martin could've been better spent brushing up on economic policy or understanding the root causes of the Napoleonic wars. Dragons aren't real, it's high time adults realzie that

I also can't stand the Minnesota accent. I watched Fargo yesterday and accidentaly shot my television.