Hedgehog

[a completely inoffensive name]

Also why are people just telling random stuff, they present as fact because it just seems reasonable to them?

Because....they are people?

[Moros]

Because....they are people?

Are you sure about that? I was hoping most were super intelligent Pinguins with fingers wearing silly hats. But I never checked.

[Fragony]

The hats aren't all that silly really just extravagant

[a completely inoffensive name]

Are you sure about that? I was hoping most were super intelligent Pinguins with fingers wearing silly hats. But I never checked.

Well there's your problem. You should read the news more often. Studies claim that possibly up to 100% of people are in fact people and not penguins. Although, philosophers have questioned this study, saying that we cannot objectively claim that we are in fact not penguins due to the fallibility of our senses making the observation in the first place.

[Moros]

Well there's your problem. You should read the news more often. Studies claim that possibly up to 100% of people are in fact people and not penguins. Although, philosophers have questioned this study, saying that we cannot objectively claim that we are in fact not penguins due to the fallibility of our senses making the observation in the first place.

Cow's milk is obviously not good for other animals. They're not cows. And really, we shouldn't be drinking milk, but we have built up a tolerance to lactose. And some people are still unable to drink milk. Hence, lactose intolerance.

The hats aren't all that silly really just extravagant

Eating a different kind of steak everyday is extravagant. Silly hats are plain silly. That's why they are silly hats.

[Major Robert Dump]

Rodents are my preferred inside pets.

Hedgehogs or great, especially since you can designer-breed them ad get crazy colors.

He didn't move because he was terrified and their coats make them appear as vegetation. It was a mixture of utter shock and trying to appear as a shrub. If they spike up, they are trying to be intimidating, which can be really funny to see, but they usually only do it against other small predators

Hedgies are far more low maintenance than guinea pigs, and just a little less smarter than rats. They are not anti social like hamsters, so you can keep them together and they play and talk to each other at night.

They call me Willard round these parts

[classical_hero]

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread.


Also for me dairy makes me sick so I shouldn't have it.

We don't get such creatures down here.