After a lengthy discussion, Atheotes and Askthepizzaguy were ties for the lynch vote. As was the usual, ties were settled by duelling, for the entertainment of the crowd. The townsfolk gathered around the town square, and the opponents were offered a choice of three weapons. After they were outfitted, they were led into the centre. The mayor blew a whistle to announce the beginning of the battle.
Atheotes walked out confidently, the size of his weapon, a screwdriver, meant nothing to him. Askthepizzaguy was still getting used to the feel of his weapon. He had no idea what a “cricket bat” was, nor its use. It did however, look like it could bludgeon someone to death. ATPG charged in swinging wildy. His only intention was to beat atheotes down as quick as possible. Atheotes backed away carefully, before his arm dashed out and sliced ATPG’s arm, however it wasn’t deep at all, and simply made ATPG back off a bit. Atheotes wouldn’t get another easy shot like that.
“That’s simply not cricket!” he protested loudly.
This garnered a few stunned responses from the crowd, while the Australians started to laugh heartily. Atheotes began an advance this time, striking quickly as ATPG dodged the blows. He began a little fightback of his own, and a well timed blow knocked the screwdriver out of his opponents hand. Atheotes scrambled over towards it, clutching his hand.
“Marvellous stuff that!” one of the spectators yelled out.
ATPG charged after atheotes and they began a flurry of blows, with ATPG gaining the advantage with the heavier weapon. Eventually he backed him up to a wall Atheotes fought desperately against the rain of blows incoming on his person. He punched ATPG in the face, and rolled out of the way of the retaliation punch. ATPG growled and charged at Atheotes, who had turned around and was facing ATPG. He smiled and threw the screwdriver at ATPG, the blade going into his eye, thrown much faster then he could react. He fell to his knees, dead before he hit the ground. The crowd was in a shocked silence at the sudden death. Atheotes looked around.
“Howzat?”
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Askthepizzaguy has been lynched.
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