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    Default ipods like to wrestlez!!!!!!!!

    One of my friends on Facebook who I had done Taekwondo with (and is also a very accomplished wrestler and wrestling fanatic) was tagged in a pic that his friend's gf had taken, showing him on top of his friend (who he was teaching to wrestle) in a very suggestive position. I made a comment comparing wrestling to foreplay, bdsm, and anal sex. My friend fb liked the comment and replied that it does indeed look pretty suggestive, and it made him laugh.

    That was two months ago. Yesterday, a friend of my wrestler friend sent me this message:

    Hey, I didn't like this comment. It is not nice to say things like that about wrestling :{ A lot of people really care bout it.
    There was also a link to my comment in the message. I looked the guy's profile up, and he is about 14! Not being quite sure what to say when some strange 14 year old I have never met messages me, whining about a comment I made teasing my friend, I decided to take a sarcastic approach. (while still being nice, so as not to upset my friend)

    So what? I don't like your pic of the boy pissing on the Ford emblem. Life is tough, isn't it? It is amazing the horrible ordeals we can live through though. Hang in there weird little kid who I never met before.
    Today, I received this message from him:

    Hey um my iPod was being dumb and doing things I never sent you that I don't even know you
    So his ipod apparently is a great fan of wrestling, and got insulted by my comments. Boy, AI must be getting really advanced nowadays!
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    Stop talking to underage children on the internet
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    This thread is the definition of a cool story.
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    Default Re: ipods like to wrestlez!!!!!!!!

    Damn-you-auto-correct but then one step beyond?
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    Maybe he had that thing that Samuel L Jackson uses, but it went crazy. My new Ipod ordered an escort the other night, I didn't have any idea, she just showed up and I felt bad so I took her to get some ice cream and then we had sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    Maybe he had that thing that Samuel L Jackson uses, but it went crazy. My new Ipod ordered an escort the other night, I didn't have any idea, she just showed up and I felt bad so I took her to get some ice cream and then we had sex.
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    Someone has to watch over the wheat.
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    We've made our walls sufficiently thick that we don't even hear the wet thuds of them bashing their brains against the outer wall and falling as lifeless corpses into our bottomless moat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Stop talking to underage children on the internet
    Yep, he's a pedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfhylwyr View Post
    This thread is the definition of a cool story.
    Indeed.

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