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[Major Robert Dump]

China is only being friends with Africa because they want to eat their endangered species and make magic prostate dust out of the bones.

[Kralizec]

China is only being friends with Africa because they want to eat their endangered species and make magic prostate dust out of the bones.

I'm generally against hunting endangered species and against civilian ownership of weapons. That said, it's been my lifelong dream to get an RPG-3, board a plane to Africa and go rhino hunting. I imagine that would spoil the meat, but you could still salvage the horn, right?

EDIT: stupid me. It would be better to get the RPG after arrival.