Let's All Take the MMPI-2!

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These are my results.

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Scale Scale Description Raw Score K Score T Score % Answered
True 225 39.7
False 341 60.1
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VRIN Variable Response Inconsistency 7 57
TRIN True Reponse Inconsistency 10 57T
F Infrequency 7 58 100
Fb Backside F 2 51 100
Fp Infrequency Psychopathology 1 48 100
L Lie 7 65 100
K Correction 18 56 100
S Superlative Self-Presentation 31 57 100
Hs Hypochondriasis 12 21 70 100
D Depression 20 54 100
Hy Hysteria 27 64 100
Pd Psychopathic Deviate 12 19 42 98.0
Mf Masculinity-Femininity - Male 29 56 100
Mf Masculinity-Femininity - Female 31 undefined 100
Pa Paranoia 12 57 100
Pt Psychathenia 19 37 72 100
Sc Schizophrenia 18 36 67 98.7
Ma Hypomania 15 19 47 100
Si Social Introversion 26 50 100
D1 Subjective Depression 13 66 100
D2 Psychomotor Retardation 6 54 100
D3 Physical Malfunctioning 4 59 100
D4 Mental Dullness 6 67 100
D5 Brooding 3 57 100
Hy1 Denial of Social Anxiety 1 34 100
Hy2 Need for Affection 9 59 100
Hy3 Lassitude-malaise 6 66 100
Hy4 Somatic Complaints 7 72 100
Hy5 Inhibition of Aggression 3 48 100
Pd1 Familial Discord 1 45 100
Pd2 Authority Problems 3 48 87.5
Pd3 Social Imperturbability 1 35 100
Pd4 Social Alienation 4 51 100
Pd5 Self-alienation 5 58 100
Pa1 Persecutory Ideas 1 46 100
Pa2 Poignancy 2 48 100
Pa3 Naivete 7 60 100
Sc1 Social Alienation 2 47 100
Sc2 Emotional Alienation 3 69 100
Sc3 Lack of Ego Mastery, Cognitive 4 66 100
Sc4 Lack of Ego Mastery, Conative 7 76 100
Sc5 Lack of Ego Mastery, Defective Inhibition 3 61 100
Sc6 Bizarre Sensory Experiences 5 65 100
Ma1 Amorality 0 35 100
Ma2 Psychomotor Acceleration 7 58 100
Ma3 Imperturbability 3 47 100
Ma4 Ego Inflation 1 37 100
Si1 Shyness/Self-Consciousness 8 59 100
Si2 Social Avoidance 4 54 100
Si3 Self/Other Alienation 4 47 100
ANX Anxiety 10 60 100
FRS Fears 0 35 100
OBS Obsessivness 6 53 100
DEP Depression 8 58 100
HEA Health Concerns 12 66 100
BIZ Bizarre Mentation 3 54 100
ANG Anger 7 53 100
CYN Cynicism 2 38 100
ASP Antisocial Practices 6 46 95.5
TPA Type A 0 30 100
LSE Low Self-esteem 8 59 100
SOD Social Discomfort 10 54 100
FAM Family Problems 3 44 100
WRK Work Interference 9 54 100
TRT Negative Treatment Indicators 2 43 100
A Anxiety 15 57 100
R Repression 11 41 100
Es Ego Strength 31 36 100
MAC-R MacAndrew Alcoholism Scale-Revised 23 53 100
AAS Addiction Acknowledgement 3 51 100
APS Addiction Potential 24 52 100
MDS Marital Distress 2 46 100
Ho Hostility 9 39 100
O-H Overcontrolled Hostility 14 55 100
Do Dominance 13 38 100
Re Social Responsibility 20 50 100
Mt College Maladjustment 20 64 100
GM Masculine Gender Role 38 51 100
GF Feminine Gender Role 27 49 100
PK Post-traumatic Stress Disorder 18 67 100
PS Post-traumatic Stress Disorder 22 64 100
D-O Depression, Obvious 14 65 100
D-S Depression, Subtle 5 undefined 100
Hy-O Hysteria, Obvious 11 67 100
Hy-S Hysteria, Subtle 16 50 100
Pd-O Psychopathic Deviate, Obvious 7 52 96.4
Pd-S Psychopathic Deviate, Subtle 5 undefined 100
Pa-O Paranoia, Obvious 4 57 100
Pa-S Paranoia, Subtle 8 52 100
Ma-O Hypomania, Obvoius 9 57 100
Ma-S Hypomania, Subtle 6 35 100
dem Demoralization 12 66 100
som Somatic Complaints 8 65 100
lpe Low Positive Emotions 5 53 100
cyn Cynicism 1 38 100
asb Antisocial Behavior 5 49 95.5
per Ideas of Persecution 1 56 100
dne Dysfunctional Negative Emotions 6 52 100
abx Aberrant Experiences 5 63 100
hpm Hypomanic Activation 12 48 100
AGGR Aggressiveness 7 45 100
PSYC Psychoticism 5 56 100
DISC Disconstraint 15 51 96.6
NEGE Negative Emotionality / Neuroticism 9 49 100
INTR Introversion / Low Positive Emotionality 13 54 100
FRS1 Generalized Fearfulness 0 44 100
FRS2 Multiple Fears 0 37 100
DEP1 Lack of Drive 3 57 100
DEP2 Dysphoria 1 50 100
DEP3 Self-Depreciation 3 62 100
DEP4 Suicidal Ideation 1 62 100
HEA1 Gastrointestinal Symptoms 2 70 100
HEA2 Neurological Symtoms 5 74 100
HEA3 General Health Concerns 1 48 100
BIZ1 Psychotic Symptomatology 1 54 100
BIZ2 Schizotypal Characteristics 2 54 100
ANG1 Explosive Behavior 3 58 100
ANG2 Irritability 3 51 100
CYN1 Misanthropic Beliefs 1 36 100
CYN2 Interpersonal Suspiciousness 1 39 100
ASP1 Antisocial Attitudes 3 40 100
ASP2 Antisocial Behavior 3 59 80.0
TPA1 Impatience 0 34 100
TPA2 Competitive Drive 0 33 100
LSE1 Self-Doubt 4 59 100
LSE2 Submissiveness 3 62 100
SOD1 Introversion 7 56 100
SOD2 Shyness 3 52 100
FAM1 Family Discord 1 40 100
FAM2 Familial Alienation 1 49 100
TRT1 Low Motivation 1 48 100
TRT2 Inability to Disclose 1 45 100

I'm having a hard time understanding what my results mean though. Where can I read more about it?

567 questions? Holy gah, I'll have to take that when I've got NOTHING else to do. And between a career, wife and three kids, that translates into never.

It only took me about a half hour. Give it a whirl, we all wanna see just how crazy you are.