I offer to take over from Phonicsmonkey

[Hamata]

Hello admins here is the reasons i should become moderator of the throne room

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1- i will infract those who violate the forums tos
2- I will watchover the throne room vigilantly meaning keeping an eye out for spammers and trolls
3- I will serve untill death if need be
4-I try my best from now on to contribute as much as i can
5- That means i will comit to modding

[Secura]

Firstly, I would like to say thank you for offering your services, it's good to see that you haven't let past problems dampen your enthusiasm for Total War. As it happens, the Throne Room team has already suggested potential replacements and we're in the process of finalising the transition, but your offer is noted and appreciated.

To address some of the points though:

1- i will infract those who violate the forums tos

The Throne Room is actually really well-behaved, I can't recall a time (during my tenure as both moderator and administrator, at least) when phonics and Zim have had to give anyone a warning to someone, let alone an infraction. The TR faithful are just one of many great advertisements for the camaraderie and civility of the Org community as a whole.

3- I will serve untill death if need be

At your tender young age, that could well be a very long time, perhaps even outlasting the Org! Besides, taking on a staff role isn't about servitude! Though, now I think about it, we did have to threaten Andres' collection of world beers to get him onboard and TinCow is actually chained to an ancient desktop computer in a dingy basement at an undisclosed location... but yes, it's entirely voluntary!

4-I try my best from now on to contribute as much as i can

The Throne Room community has benefited greatly from two staff members who have actively engaged the community in both hosting and participating in games; we would like to bring aboard someone who would continue the trend, and the TR team has suggested several people who fit the bill. We're well covered. :P

However, I look forward to seeing further contributions from yourself over the coming months and years.

5- That means i will comit to modding

Just as much as I eagerly look forward to your next project.

[Andres]

"World" beers?

Did Belgium conquer the entire world without me even having heard of it? That's a serious question, it's entirely possible something like that could happen while I'm stuyding my collection of, apparently "world", beers.

[Strike For The South]

I would like compensation for my musings

[Hamata]

Firstly, I would like to say thank you for offering your services, it's good to see that you haven't let past problems dampen your enthusiasm for Total War. As it happens, the Throne Room team has already suggested potential replacements and we're in the process of finalising the transition, but your offer is noted and appreciated.

To address some of the points though:



The Throne Room is actually really well-behaved, I can't recall a time (during my tenure as both moderator and administrator, at least) when phonics and Zim have had to give anyone a warning to someone, let alone an infraction. The TR faithful are just one of many great advertisements for the camaraderie and civility of the Org community as a whole.



At your tender young age, that could well be a very long time, perhaps even outlasting the Org! Besides, taking on a staff role isn't about servitude! Though, now I think about it, we did have to threaten Andres' collection of world beers to get him onboard and TinCow is actually chained to an ancient desktop computer in a dingy basement at an undisclosed location... but yes, it's entirely voluntary!

i just wrote that just because i wanted to sound loyal :P

[johnhughthom]

i just wrote that just because i wanted to sound loyal :P

That just makes you sound untrustworthy. You really ought to play a few games of mafia, learn how to manipulate people's perception of you.

[Moros]

"World" beers?

Did Belgium conquer the entire world without me even having heard of it? That's a serious question, it's entirely possible something like that could happen while I'm stuyding my collection of, apparently "world", beers.

Damn, I wanted to surprise you...

Sorry to have failed you, oh great leader.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I would like compensation for my musings

If he gets paid, so do I - or I stop posting in the Backroom.

[Gregoshi]

If he gets paid, so do I - or I stop posting in the Backroom.

It doesn't pay to post in the Backroom...but it can tax your patience.

[Secura]

That just makes you sound untrustworthy.

Indeed, but that is one of the main problems with self-nomination in most walks of life; ulterior motives. :P

[Vuk]

If he gets paid, so do I - or I stop posting in the Backroom.

Something tells me that not many tears would be shed.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Something tells me that not many tears would be shed.

Indeed, they likely would not.