Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie Mafia IN SPACE [Concluded]

[Major Robert Dump]

ATPG was not killed by the zombie. He was saved the first night and killed the second night while reading the book fo the future. Or am I getting my peoples mixed up??

[Montmorency]

Zaccino - Space Cadet - Immortal, but eaten by a Space Whale Day 1 Lynch
autolycus - Space Cadet - Bit off more than he could chew N1 Killed by Robot
Askthepizzaguy - Space Cadet - Died in madness having seen the future N1 Killed by Zombie
Memnon - Zombie - Together he stood, divided he fell N1 Killed by Ninja

Yesser.

[Visor]

I'll say what I said to MRD earlier, that he might be a SK-Psychologist pair. Whereas MRD can turn the Zombie into a vanilla townie.

Pool

So we have a pirate investigator (or psych?) and a robot investigator (or psych?). I wonder what the combination's powers were, or if there was a role to combat it?

[Major Robert Dump]

Thats what concerns me, is the role to combat it.

If I can turn a zombie into a cadet, then I would imagine someone can turn each of the badguys. Thats why I was thinking that zombies could turn people, as a game balancing mechanism

[Major Robert Dump]

Alright, well the pirate investigator has contacted me and he is still alive, but he does not want to be revealed for fear that there are more pirates. Of course this could all just be a ruse by the remaining ninja, which we cannot verify because the ninja investigator is dead. He says he can turn pirates back to normal cadets... so if this is true we have a theme now

[edse]

Alright, well the pirate investigator has contacted me and he is still alive, but he does not want to be revealed for fear that there are more pirates. Of course this could all just be a ruse by the remaining ninja, which we cannot verify because the ninja investigator is dead. He says he can turn pirates back to normal cadets... so if this is true we have a theme now



Vote: Pool
Vote: Edse

You edited that post so the vote is not valid, neither is it a good one.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: Pool

Vote: SalmonSoil

[Choxorn]

So, is there any case on me aside from "I wasn't a zombie and made a sarcastic response to MRD"?

[Zack]

I think it's unlikely that the people who voted for themselves to paint the ship on Wake Cycle 1 are anything other than town-aligned.

[Major Robert Dump]

Okay, now the Engineer has also contacted me. His role is identical to mine and the anti-pirate, the Captain.

This individual suggests that perhaps Jolt was the one who could turn people into mafia, and he got to choose pirate, ninja, robot, or zombie.

But Jolt did not get lynched until day 2 as I recall. This means he had a chance to turn someone on day, unless it was a two day process like mine (fist u scan, next round u turn).

It is however also likely that he simply tried to turn someone who was already mafia, but I am debating in my head whether or not a role like his would start with him knowing who the others were.

So there remains the possibility that there is more than just one ninja if jolt had a successful recruit.

[Major Robert Dump]

My previous vote was edited and didnt count.

I am changing it anyway

Vote: Xehh II
Vote: Pool

I vote for X because of notable lack of discussion most of the game

Depednign on how the lynch goes and if people determine that there is (or isnt) more than just the ninja remaining, I may reveal the other two town role identities because I will probably be killed tonight.

[Ironside]

Vote: Abstain
Not been reading up on the old parts of the thread yet.

Vote: Pool
We're still going to do something horribly wrong there.

[Double A]

Did anyone else first read pool as poop?

Anyway, the poop pool is obviously a trick, the orb will probably make someone's head asplode, and the harpoon is just a really, really bad idea. You should try to haggle for something better.

Alright, well the pirate investigator has contacted me and he is still alive, but he does not want to be revealed for fear that there are more pirates. Of course this could all just be a ruse by the remaining ninja, which we cannot verify because the ninja investigator is dead. He says he can turn pirates back to normal cadets... so if this is true we have a theme now

... he PM'd you after you said you could unconvert zombies.

[SalmonSoil]

vote: Pool

vote: Xehh II

[Xehh II]

Aw, now peoples voting for me? Are you guys mind-slaved to this great whale demon thing device to choose me? How can I be evils if I all I suggested was to do is defeat this great evil thing device in glorious battle?
Come on guys. FOR GLORY!

[Visor]

Vote: SalmonSoil

Nice blatant bandwagon there. Trying to slide by?

[Chaotix]

Round over. Gimme a minute to tally up.

[Chaotix]

Tally:
Xehh II - 3 (Montmorency, Major Robert Dump, SalmonSoil)

Choxorn - 2 (Jarema, edse)
SalmonSoil - 2 (The King, Visorslash)

edse - 1 (Choxorn)
The King - 1 (wideyedwanderer)

Abstaining - Ironside, Xehh II

Not Present - 2 (classical_hero, atheotes)

Gift:
Pool - 10 (Montmorency, Jarema, Choxorn, wideyedwanderer, edse, Visorslash, The King, Major Robert Dump, Ironside, SalmonSoil)
Harpoon - 1 (Xehh II)
Orb - 0

[Chaotix]

WAKE CYCLE 5

The Captain somewhat uneasily tallied up the votes for who would become the next sacrifice. He wasn’t happy about this. Usually when they sent someone off on a suicide mission, there was at least some pretense that they might survive or something. This was different. The person they chose would invariably, unfailingly be eaten by a Giant Space Whale that fancied itself an eldritch god.

“Well… Xehh II, it appears you have been chosen to be the sacrifice by a grand majority of three votes.”

Xehh II was not altogether pleased, either, but he seemed to be taking a positive approach to the situation.

“Hmm… I can’t say I exactly like the thought of being a sacrifice, but it sure beats having to keep adventuring with you guys. All you do is get people killed. Me, I’mma go become one with the Space Whale.”

Xehh II bravely walked right up to Blubth-B’Glub. The great beast opened its maw.

“I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL, ACCEPT YOUR PATHETIC SACRIFICE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED INTO OUR GREATNESS, LIKE ZACCINO BEFORE HIM. NOW, XEHH II, SOON TO BE IMMORTAL, WHICH GIFT HAS YOUR CREW CHOSEN?”

“Well, I really wanted the Harpoon, but I think everybody else was just really excited about finally getting that pool of uranium you’re sitting in there.”

“YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE POOL OF BLUBTH-B’GLUB, CAPABLE OF CREATING ANY CONCEIVABLE OBJECT AND MANY INCONCEIVABLE ONES?”

“Yep, that’s the one.”

“GOOD. THAT SAVES ME THE TROUBLE OF HAVING TO KILL BLEEP-GLUGGOTH OR FLUBBERDUBBERSNOOP TO ACQUIRE THEIR ITEMS. NOW PLEASE GET IN MY BELLY.”

Xehh II hopped into Blubth-B’Glub’s gaping maw. The Space Whale snapped its mouth shut and the crew could all hear the sickening crunch of bones.

“MMM… TASTY.”

Now, as the Space Cadets stood and waited, wondering what was going to happen next, the ground began to rumble and shake. Soon they noticed the cause – Blubth-B’Glub was struggling to remove himself from the Pool.

“GRR… IT APPEARS I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, HAVE PUT ON A FEW POUNDS. IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT FISH OF SATIABILITY. WORTHLESS MORTALS, IF I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL WIND UP STUCK HERE I AM BLAMING ALL OF YOU FOR THIS.”

But the worthless mortals in the end had nothing to fear, for after much wriggling Blubth-B’Glub broke loose with a loud pop. He floated above the pool, and underneath they could see a glowing silvery substance filling it. They stood at least a few yards away, but without Blubth-B’Glub’s blubber to cover it, they could feel the heat radiating off of it as well. They couldn’t feel the radiation radiating off of it, but that was probably for the best, because if they could they would have gotten the hell away from it pretty fast.

“LISTEN CAREFULLY, MORTALS. I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU. WITH THE GIFT I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL HAVE GIVEN YOU, YOU MUST DESTROY THE SPACE KRAKENS.”

The Captain was not having it. He had enough of these pointless tasks. Besides, once they were done this thing would probably reward them by taking another sacrifice.

“Hey, if you’re so great why don’t you just do it yourself?”

“I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL, DON’T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT.”

“Well, maybe we don’t feel like it either.”

“THERE IS MUCH I HAVE NOT TOLD YOU ABOUT THEM. THERE IS A REASON OUR REALM IS CALLED THE PLANE OF THE GREAT ONES. IT USED TO BE A FULL UNIVERSE, BUT THE VILE SPACE KRAKENS FLATTENED IT DOWN TO ONLY TWO DIMENSIONS. THEY FORCED IT INTO A PLANE. THEIR ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO DESTROY ALL OF SPACE, AND THEY ARE COMING TO THIS UNIVERSE AS WE SPEAK. YOU MUST STOP THEM, FOR THE GOOD OF SPACE.”

Well, that made everything different. For the good of space? That’s what Space Cadets were for! There was no way they would let this overgrown squids destroy space!

“Perhaps this sounds like a job for the crew of the Galactic Chutzpah after all! We accept!”

The Space Cadets cheered with approval.

“GOOD. NOW IT IS TIME FOR I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL, TO LEAVE. DO NOT FAIL ME. IF YOU DO, I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL, WILL EAT YOU ALL.”

With that, Blubth-B’Glub swam straight upwards, right into the ceiling of the underwater cave. The rock and stone gave way before his giant body, leaving a Space Whale sized hole in the ceiling. Then he continued straight on through the ceiling of the sunken city.

“All right, crew. Our first order of business – let’s get the Harpoon and the Orb!”

Using the eldritch, unfathomable powers of the Pool of Blubth-B’Glub, the Space Cadets materialized out of thin air their very own Harpoon of Flubberdubbersnoop and Orb of Bleep-Gluggoth. They were larger than they expected. The Harpoon was actually a huge, formidable battleship, of course in the shape of a harpoon gun. The Orb, nearly half as large, fit right at the base of the Harpoon as a command center.

“Now THAT’s a spaceship. I can’t wait to try out the guns on this thing. CHAOTIX, pilot us out of here.”

“Very well. Adventure resumed. I suggest you all take a rest from your hard work. The Space Krakens will find us before long, and you will want to be well-rested.”


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Alive: 12/28
atheotes
classical_hero
Choxorn
edse
Ironside
Jarema
Major Robert Dump
Montmorency
SalmonSoil
The King
wideyedwanderer
Visorslash


Not Alive: 16/28
Zaccino - Space Cadet - Immortal, but eaten by a Space Whale
autolycus - Space Cadet - Bit off more than he could chew
Askthepizzaguy - Space Cadet - Died in madness having seen the future
Memnon - Zombie - Together he stood, divided he fell
Jolt - Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie - In the Cooler. The Space Cooler.
DaveShack - Space Cadet - Sleeping with the dinosaurs and the sharks
Arjos - Space Cadet - Got ding-dong ditched, extreme edition
Seon - Samurai - Was bested by the Western men and their guns
woad&fangs - Space Cadet - He couldn't change time, but time has changed him
Csargo - Space Cadet - Is popular. Too popular.
thefluffyone93 - Pirate - Is a good chum.
Double A - Space Cadet - Is feeling a little crabby
dcmort93 - Space Cadet - Made the tastiest morsel of them all. A dcmortsel.
Greyblades - Faded into nothingness and was replaced [Ironside]
robbiecon - Space Cadet - Has returned back to his basics
BSmith - Robot - Free to do all the math he wants in Robot heaven
Xehh II - Space Cadet - Quit while they were ahead

The Space Cadets' Reserve
johnhughthom

[Major Robert Dump]

Alright....

Considering that "reveals" to me in PM are far less convincing once the game mechanics have been revealed

SalmonSoil is claiming to be the anti pirate, his character name The Captain

The King is claiming to be the anti robot, his character The Engineer

I am revealing this so everyone knows where we stand before I die tonight

For what its worth, the 4 town power roles probably could have banded together and converted Jolt back to a space cadet, I don't think a single role would cut it as he would still be 3 of the 4, which was probably thrown in as a mind **** so jolt could keep being mafia even after being "converted" out of his particular role. A neat idea by the host

[Major Robert Dump]

Did anyone else first read pool as poop?

Anyway, the poop pool is obviously a trick, the orb will probably make someone's head asplode, and the harpoon is just a really, really bad idea. You should try to haggle for something better.



... he PM'd you after you said you could unconvert zombies.

Yes but I would think the real one would step forward and call lies in this case.

Jolt turned one player maximum because he died on night 2.

Either the mafia are intentionally not taking all their potential kills to mislead us as to how many of any particular team there remains....
Or Jolt tried to turn someone who was already mafia (or he forgot to send in orders)

[thefluffyone93]

...........
I still await the Ziggy Stardust/ Space Oddity reference.....

Maybe someone can be lynched by ejecting them from the ship in a large tin can?

[Chaotix]

I'm extending the round because I don't have time to do a write-up right now.

Sorry for the slowdown.

[Askthepizzaguy]

In other news, I recently took a trip to Russia and my unused luck from Capo III came in handy.

It seems everywhere I go, things are trying to kill me.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

He notices the incoming bus at the last moment but only has time to flinch as two vehicles slam on his left and right sides, leaving him unscathed. A door from the truck appears to fly off its hinges, narrowing avoiding a direct collision with the man.

Mmmm.... tastes just how Seamus used to make it.

[BSmith]

[Memnon]

In other news, I recently took a trip to Russia and my unused luck from Capo III came in handy.

It seems everywhere I go, things are trying to kill me.


Mmmm.... tastes just how Seamus used to make it.

Slightly off-topic, but that video led me to the best pokemon voice attempt video I've ever seen. All 151 originals, plus togepi. I figured I could put this here because of what the game was supposed to be.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Disclaimer- I should note for the unobservant/gullible that it's obviously not me in that video.

[Zack]

You're lucky to be alive, comrade.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're lucky to be alive, comrade.

Whereas you have your natural immortality to thank. *Is jealous*

[Chaotix]

In other news, I recently took a trip to Russia and my unused luck from Capo III came in handy.

It seems everywhere I go, things are trying to kill me.


Mmmm.... tastes just how Seamus used to make it.

What do you mean unused luck? You used up every single drop that you had in that game!

You must have been embezzling some on the side there with your buddy the lawyer.


ANYWAY. I am now commencing Le Write-Up. Hopefully vous will not have to wait for it much longer.