My buddy is getting married and I am a groomsman. This marks the end of whimisical pursuits.
I have no plan, nor direction. I really thought I would have drank myself to death by now.
How does one deal with adulthood? Is there a pamphlet?
My Childhood has officialy Ended
My buddy is getting married and I am a groomsman. This marks the end of whimisical pursuits.
I have no plan, nor direction. I really thought I would have drank myself to death by now.
How does one deal with adulthood? Is there a pamphlet?
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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It just means you can drink even more, without adults frowning at you.
The horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
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I've been a best man twice. It's a great honour.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
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Try to get in the lineup to make a toast, and be really drunk
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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You're only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Pape for global overlord!!
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If there's a pamphlet, they don't give it to you.
I know how you feel - friends are getting married, getting pregnant, and you think "I don't have a steady girlfriend, or a career path."
That's normal - when my friends started getting married I thought "that's awfully young" and at 25 it still feels like that, and probably will until/if I marry.
"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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excuse me, but that only means you have a mission to nail the bridesmaids.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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lol, the bridesmaids at every wedding I was ever a groomsman at were bug-fecking ugly.
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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that's why it's called taking one for the team.
also....booze.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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Awww, here I thought SFTS had lost his virginity...
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lol, no thanks.
Yeah, like that could ever happen...
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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They play to their competition
The bridesmaid is actually an ex girlfriend, but that's a whole nother storyexcuse me, but that only means you have a mission to nail the bridesmaids.
Having sex does not equate to maturity. You are a good exampleAwww, here I thought SFTS had lost his virginity...
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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True... I'd be like SUPER mature if that was the case...
Sex however is a traditional transition from boy to man :)
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Says who? Maybe a postmodern, libertine west but it's hadly traditional.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Ah, sex is therefore mandatory (I'm not kidding).
"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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And to organise the Bachelor's party.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
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I think the only times that I did something during a wedding was when I was the ring bearer and I was 5 and 9 during those weddings and didn't have much of an interest in the bridesmaids.
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