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    THE GERMAN!

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    Sigh

    A+++++++++ thread title.

    Wasted on a one line joke. For once Strike you shouldn't have wasted this brilliant title.

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    Default Re: A Italian, Spainard, and Greek walk into a bar. Who pays?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
    Bar fight breaks out, all the tables and chairs are busted, everyone needs medical attention.

    Who pays!?

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    Really? So, you'll return all the money the UK gave?

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    Stop bickering you two, or the oil fund will buy you both.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Yay another pointless thread by Strike that adds nothing to the backroom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Yay another pointless thread by Strike that adds nothing to the backroom!

    Well, it certainly added more worth than gunbortion thread #3255 did....
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Well, it certainly added more worth than gunbortion thread #3255 did....
    REALLY??? WHERE???

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    I stole the joke and used it on FB and at bars. It almost got me laid, but it turned out he was Greek
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    That could've been a pain in the arse.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Stop bickering you two, or the oil fund will buy you both.
    I still think Norway should run Europe.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    I still think Norway should run Europe.
    Norway couldn't run Iceland or the three uninhabited rocks in Scotland. Bad idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    Norway couldn't run Iceland or the three uninhabited rocks in Scotland. Bad idea.
    They can manage a budget.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    Norway couldn't run Iceland or the three uninhabited rocks in Scotland. Bad idea.
    Uh, don't you mean "inhabited" rocks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    They can manage a budget.
    THats a load of bull. I could manage Norways budget. Give me millions of dollars worth of oil and a small homogeneous population and thats some easy **** right thurr.

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    Default Re: A Italian, Spainard, and Greek walk into a bar. Who pays?

    You forgot about the Portuguese and soon the French.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    THats a load of bull. I could manage Norways budget. Give me millions of dollars worth of oil and a small homogeneous population and thats some easy **** right thurr.
    That's not a nice way to talk about your future tyrannical overlords....
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Scandinavian women

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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    That's not a nice way to talk about your future tyrannical overlords....
    The only way I'm accepting a Norwegian as an overlord is if he carries an axe, wears a horned helmet and calls himself Olaf the Hairy.

    The modern puffs are out of the question

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    Default Re: A Italian, Spainard, and Greek walk into a bar. Who pays?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    The only way I'm accepting a Norwegian as an overlord is if he carries an axe, wears a horned helmet and calls himself Olaf the Hairy.

    The modern puffs are out of the question
    I have a distant cousin called Olaf, but he's Swedish. I don't know if he has the axe and helmet.
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