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    Let's think about this situation:
    Imagine that you're girlfriend is buff and can lift heavy weights, even you. Where would you take her for vacation?
    She doesn't want to be at a beach and she doesn't want to wear a bathing suit.
    Maybe she'd like to go hiking with a huge backpack hanging down her shoulders.
    Maybe she'd enjoy camping and do barbecue. She could carry 50% of the equipment and food.
    There got to be plenty of places where she'd enjoy.....
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    Why focus on the fact that she's buff?


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    If by "buff" you mean muscled and toned, then she should be wearing a bikini and it is her manifest destiny to do so. Not doing so, whenever you request, is grounds for termination

    If my "buff" you mean "husky" or "Rosie O Donnell" then yes, you should take her hiking and have her carry all the weight as it is good at burning calories. You could also maybe enter her into some tough man contests, get her into roller derby, or see if she would like to wrestle bears in upstate montana
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    have her carry you around like a horse.

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    Who gives a shite whether she is strong or not?
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    Strong, fit girls make better girlfriends because

    A) they can toss u around in the sack and
    B) they make good side kicks when fighting crime/stopping terrorists/getting robbed etc, assuming they just dont immediately start crying
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